Ok, now this part is different from the last part. Instead of outtakes during the making of the movie, this chapter is going to be little wacky things that happen when the cameras turn off. It's also going to be rather weird in some parts, just letting you know now.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Selene, Michael, Lucian, Sonja, Marcus (Stephen Billington version from Jess's Hybrid War), Kraven, Kahn, Soren, and everyone else from the Underworld move in this do not belong to me.
Ok, here is the next part.
***
Kraven, Soren, and Kahn are sitting at a table, glancing over at Sonja. They're whispering at each other. Finally, Soren's face lights up, as if he's just gotten an idea. Standing up he walks over to Sonja, who's casually leaning in the corner. He walks up to her and whispers something in her ear. She turns and looks at him disbelievingly, but he just nods with a very serious expression on his face. Sonja, suddenly looking very pissed, turns and walks away in the opposite direction. Soren grins and motions over to Kraven and Kahn, who quickly get up.
Kahn: So what now?
Kraven: Just stand back and watch the fireworks.
A minute or so later…
Lucian and Michael watch with confused expressions as Sonja and Selene beat the crap out of each other.
Michael: And what did Sonja say again?
Lucian: She said Selene had been hitting on me earlier.
Michael: O_O
Lucian: (looks at him like he's an idiot) Do you really think she would do that?
Michael: Good point. So, should we try and stop them?
Lucian looks at Michael with a "are you kidding me!?" look.
Michael: Never mind.
Kraven, Kahn, and Soren come in and sit down.
Kahn: What's going on?
Lucian: Selene and Sonja are fighting.
Kraven: Cool.
Soren just grins. There's a pause.
Kraven: I bet you fifty dollars Sonja loses her top first.
Lucian punches Kraven really hard. After a moment Kraven gets back up. He runs off and comes back a few minutes later with a table and two boxes.
Kraven: OK EVERYONE! STEP RIGHT UP AND WATCH THE CAT FIGHT! BETS ARE ON RIGHT NOW TO SEE WHICH GIRL WILL LOSE THEIR TOP FIRST!! COME ONE!!
Instantly Raze, Pierce, Taylor, and pretty much everyone else from Underworld except for Viktor come up and start throwing lots of money down on either side. Lucian glares, walks over and punches Kraven again, harder than before.
Kraven: It's a joke Lucian! Besides, I doubt that either one is going to...
We suddenly hear a ripping sound, and a shirt flies through the air and lands on Kraven's head.
Everyone: O_O
Kraven:...ok, Sonja wins.
Lucian punches Kraven out, knocking him back fifty feet. He glares at everyone else, who start fighting over their money and stampede for the closest exit. Lucian mutters something under his breath before taking off his coat, walking over to Sonja, and slinging her over his shoulder before carrying her out of the room.
Soon, only Michael and Selene are left. Michael walks over to Selene, who is a little roughed up; she looks up at him with a suddenly aroused look.
Michael:...well maybe we should...
Selene suddenly pounces on Michael and starts ravaging him
Meanwhile Marcus and Erika are watching this on a security camera. Erika's sitting in Marcus' lap, and he's stroking her hair.
Erika: We're surrounded by psychos.
Marcus: Yep.
Suddenly Soren pokes his head into the security room.
Soren: I told you I could get those two to fight. Now give me my damn money!
Marcus grumbles under his breath and hands Soren twenty dollars, who grins a shit-eating grin and runs out. Erika looks at Marcus disbelievingly.
Erika: You and Soren were betting on that fight!?
Marcus innocently shrugs.
***
Kraven and Soren are sitting at a table, playing poker.
Kraven: Ok, this idea is foolproof.
Soren: I'm sure it is. So, how did you get Lucian to help us anyway?
Kraven: *BIG GRIN*
*que flashback*
Kraven and Lucian are sitting at a table. Lucian has just listened to Kraven's proposal. He punches Kraven in the face and starts to leave. Kraven quickly runs in front of him and pulls out a tape. Lucian looks at him curiously.
Lucian: What's that?
Kraven grins and walks back to the room with the table, where there is also a TV and vcr. He puts the tape in and presses play.
We can't see what's on the TV, but we do see the reactions of Lucian and Kraven, as well as loud moaning noises.
Lucian: ...that's...?
Kraven: *big grin*: Yep, that's you and Sonja. I never would have thought you as an elevator person though. And that's just a copy, one copy of about fifty, which I can sell for $5.99 a piece. So, do you still think it's a stupid idea?
*end flashback*
Kraven is still grinning, and then he stops.
Kraven: Oh, um, I just asked.
***
Kraven and Lucian are sitting at a table looking at a paper.
Kraven: Ok, do you know what you have to do?
Lucian: Yes, and also this plan is incredibly stupid. If you want money that badly, just rob a bank. Dumb Prick
Kraven: HEY! Who has a video of whom in an elevator!?
He picks up the copy of the video and shakes it around, as if it's a dog bone. Lucian growls.
Kraven: That's better dog.
He walks out of the room.
***
Lucian sees Marcus and mumbling something under his breath, walks over to him.
Lucian: Marcus, there's something you need to know. *mumbles under his breath again* You see Viktor…he, well he came onto Erika.
There's a pause.
Marcus: Did Kraven tell you to say that?
Lucian nods. Marcus walks off.
***
Marcus walks into the room with Kraven once he finds him. He walks in and, grabbing his head smashes him into the closest wall before bitchslapping him. Marcus spits on him and walks out. Kraven moans in pain as he stands up. Then, his cellphone rings.
Kraven *answers cell phone*: Hello.
Cut to a security room. A security guard looks pretty worried.
Guard: Hi. Kraven, ummmm, we have a problem.
Kraven: What?
Guard: Well, you know how I sent you the security footage through the internet?
Kraven: Yeah.
Guard: Well, I addressed the email wrong.
Kraven: What do you mean!?
Guard: Well, I think it went out to every mailbox in the city.
Kraven suddenly goes very pale.
Kraven: This isn't funny.
Guard: Well, have someone get on the web.
Kraven: Ok. *looks over to Michael*
A while later, Michael, Selene, and Kraven are in the same room. Michael clicks on something on the computer. A second later, we hear moaning sounds.
Everyone in the room: O_O
They quickly get rid of it. There's a pause.
Michael: …well, it was nice knowing you Kraven.
He and Selene walk out of the room. Kraven looks rather ill. Lucian walks into the room.
Lucian: Well, the plan didn't work. Now, I need your word that you will get rid of those tapes.
Kraven:…
Lucian notices the fact that Kraven looks about ready to piss himself.
Lucian: What?
Kraven: I…um…well…the thing is…umm…you see…I…eep.
Suddenly, Lucian's cellphone rings. He answers it.
Lucian: Hello. *pause* O_O *another pause, his face darkens and he looks at Kraven, who is slowly backing up* I see. Ok, bye.
Kraven: Please don't kill me.
Lucian: *laughs* Kill you, why would I do that, besides the fact that half the city is now watching me and Sonja in an elevator?
Kraven:…ummm.
Ten minutes later. Lucian walks out of the room; he still looks VERY pissed off. Sonja walks up to him.
Sonja: What is it? *Lucian whispers in her ear, and her face suddenly darkens* Where is he!?
The door that Lucian just walked out of opens and an unrecognizable mass of flesh, covered in blood with bones sticking out practically everywhere slowly crawls out by one of its fingers. Lucian points to the mass of flesh.
Kraven *barely recognizable*: I'm sorry.
Sonja walks up and kicks him in the head and walks away. Lucian follows.
Soren and Michael walk up to Kraven's body.
Soren: Damn. I guess they know about the video.
Michael: You saw it too!?
Soren: Yep. And I must say Sonja's got a pretty fine body. Seriously, I would do some…and judging from the look on your face, Lucian is standing right behind me.
He turns around and Lucian grabs him and drags him screaming into the same room that Kraven was in. More brutal beating noises follow.
A few minutes later he walks out, flinging Soren's broken body next to Kraven's. He walks away.
Meanwhile, Marcus and Erika are sitting in front of the computer, looking at something (A.N.: Guess what?). The tape ends. There's a pause.
Marcus: We should try that.
Erika nods. They both hear a growl and turn around and see Viktor standing there.
Both Erika and Marcus: O_O
Viktor quickly storms out. For a moment neither Marcus nor Erika do anything.
Marcus: …so you wanna go watch?
Erika shrugs. The two walk out.
Ok, next chapter, Lucian and Viktor kick each other's asses, plus some more outtakes.