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FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, I HAVE DISLEXIA! FOR ALL YOU PEONS OUT THERE WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, IT'S A WRITING DISORDER! AND YES SEPHIRA JO, IM POSTING THIS BECAUSE OF YOU.DO NOT TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CANT DO WITH MY STORIES EITHER. I LIKE THEM THE WAY THEY ARE SO JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE. Ahhh, I feel lots better. On with the story! ^^
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Kaoru turned around startled.
"Kaoru, are you alright?" Kenshin asked, peering into her deep blue eyes. She let out a huge sigh of relief.
"Yes, I'm fine. We can leave now if you'd like," Kaoru said, smiling up at him. She walked around him but stopped at the door and clutched her stomach again.
"Koshii, are you sure your okay?" Kenshin asked with a worried expression on his face.
"I'm alright. Just a tiny stomach. No biggy!" she replied cheerfully. She walked back in the Akebeko, leaving Kenshin behind with an aghast look on his face.
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THREE WEEKS LATER . . .
"Yahiko, your stance is horrificly weak! You'll never be able to hit me with something like that!" came Kaoru's voice from the practicing hall. Kenshin smiled to himself and continued with his work.
It was a bright autumn day and it was quite warm for the time of year. The sun was out and scrawny clouds surrounded the huge star. A gust of wind breezed through Kenshin's red locks and he closed his eyes, enjoying the feeling.
"YOU WANNA BET? HYAAA!" Yahiko yelled. Kenshin chuckled a little after hearing a big OWIE from Yahiko.
"I told you your stance was weak! You need to learn how to obey your Kendo master, Yahiko! You might actually learn something!" she yelled at him. Kenshin returned his attention back to his laundry and lost himself in deep thought. Washing their clothing was like Kenshin's little meditation time and a little time for him to be alone.
"Hey Kenshin," that is,until SANO enters the picture, "you all right? Ever since we visited Tae last week, you've been hanging close to Jou-chan. What's up?"
"She says she's been having stomach cramps lately. I want to take her to see Megumi but she insists that she's alright," he answered, still looking at the laundry.
"Why don't you tell her your that worried about her," Sano asked curiously.
"Because I don't want her to feel as if I'm cuddling her," Kenshin answered matter of factly.
"Yo, busu, your getting a little green around the edges. And I didn't think you could get any uglier ,HA . . . Hey . . . Kaoru, are you alright? Kaoru?" came the child's voice. Kenshin immediately dropped the laundry and ran to the training hall. He saw Kaoru crouching over in a corner, holding her stomach.
He was about to run to her but he saw something come out of her mouth. Something . . . pink? *Oh no! She is sick! I knew I should've insisted on taking her to Megumi! * Kenshin beat himself up mentally. Then he saw more come out and had to turn away.(A/N Amazing. Someone being able to see dead bodies can't even see his own girlfriend throwing up . . .)
"Eww! Gross!" Yahiko cried, holding his mouth.
"Oy Jou-chan, what's up with you?" Sano asked.
She finally stopped and took a deep breath. She turned around to face the group. So embarressed that she lost it in front of Kenshin, Kaoru tried to get up and run, but stumbled instead into Kenshin's arms.
"I . . ." Kaoru started, then faltered. Kenshin turned around to face Sano and Yahiko.
"Yahiko, Sano, could you clean this up? I'm taking Kaoru to Megumi," he said, a worried look in his bright eyes. Yahiko gave him a look of disgust which was challenged by an amber glare.
With a twitch in his left eye, Yahiko agreed. "Come on Sano, Kaoru's not getting any better. We must clean, clean, clean!" he said and grabbed the roosters arm to hurry and get a bucket of fresh water.
Kenshin was right behind them with Kaoru, running to Megumi. He heard Kaoru mumbling and bent down to hear her.
"Kenshin . . . I don't need to . . . go . . ." she mustered out, feeling pain in her lower abdomen.
He ignored her and ran faster. He skidded to a stop in front of the office, where a long line of people wait. He simply jumped over them and landed in the front. He heard plenty of complaints and turned around to give them a hard amber stare. They all began looking different directions humming and whistling to themselves.
"Ken-san, how good to see . . . What happened?" Megumi said, coming out the back.
" I don't know. Kaoru threw up but she told me she's been fine for days," Kenshin replied out of breath.
"DAYS? KENSHIN NO BAKA! YOU SHOULD'VE BROUGHT HER IN THEN!" Megumi yelled. She hurried to the back and signaled for him to follow. He followed feeling a little dishonorable towards Kaoru. Megumi was right. He should've taken her to see Megumi. Now she's throwing up for some unknown reason.
"Lay her down her," Megumi instructed, pointing to a clean futon. He layed her dowwn and watched her open Kaoru's gi and cut her wrappings. Her eyes went wide and she turned back to Kenshin.
"Eh heh heh, Ken-san? I need to examine her so could you go in the front please?" Megumi asked. Kenshin looked as if she just asked him to turn his sword over and kill himsef.
"Why?" Kenshin asked.
"Because I REALLY need to examine her," she replied, hoping to get her point across. She failed.
"But I wanna stay!" he whined, in a worried kind of way.
"Just leave! You can come back in in a second!" Megumi said pushing him to the door. He obediantly left but then he heard a moan from Kaoru. He brushed past Megumi and went straight to Kaoru.
"Don't worry, Kaoru. Everything's going to be alright," Kenshin said. Behind him, Megumi had reached the end of her rope. Kenshin had lit her fuse and the boom was going to explode. She grabbed him by his gi collar.
"GET OUT!" she yelled throwing him back to the waiting room.
"ORO!" was all he could say.
Kenshin stared at the door leading to the back. Every second seemed like an century to hm. He kept twiddling his fingers on his knee and began cursing the time. * how long does it take to examine someone? I swear, doctors take their good old time to do their work! * Kenshin thought, a little annoyed. Finally, Megumi came out with a smile on her face. He let out a small sigh of relief.
"Is she alright?" Kenshin asked with a worried expression.
Megumi nodded her head. "Kenshin, I think you and Kaoru might need to have little talk . . ." she said mysteriously.
He cocked his head to the side and decided to go to back. He saw Kaoru sitting up and looking him straight in the eye. Her eyes were very sad and kind of worried. He began to wonder if Megumi was lying.
"Kaoru . . . what's the matter?" he asked, concerned.
She turned away and replied, "Kenshin . . . I . . . We're . . . I mean . . ." she began then faltered.
He kneeled down in front of her and asked her in a voice filled with love, " Kaoru, what is it? What's wrong?"
" I'm . . . I'm pregnant . . ." she replied. Then she looked away again.
"Really?" he looked stunned at this and wanted to make sure he heard correctly.
She nodded her head and looked back up.
"That's great! I . . . I'm gonna be a dad? Oh my God . . . But . . ." he said , " What's wrong? You don't seem to be to happy about this."
"Kenshin, do you think I'd make a good mother? I've never really had one myself. I'm completely boyish to and I can't cook for beans? What if my vile cooking kills our kid?" she asked.
"Kaoru, you'd make a great mother. Don't be worried about it. Our child will grow up to love you," he replied, smiling that rurouni smile, eyes filled with love. She smiled and gave him a hue hug. Then Megumi came back, surprised.
"Your smiling about this?" Megumi said, amazed.
"Why wouldn't we be?" Kenshin asked.
"Your having a child! Doesn't that sort of, what's the right word . . . worry you? I mean, your having kid," Megumi repeated.
Kaoru and Kenshin gave her a weird look. She should be happy, they're going to have child to raise.
"Megumi, why do you make this sound like a bad thing?" Kaoru asked angrily, " You should be happy for us. We're having a baby!"
Megumi began to chuckle and knelt down between Kenshin and Kaoru.
"Kaoru, honey," she said then she looked at Kenshin, "Ken-san?" She began to chuckle a little more. "Come closer,"
They leaned forward a little bit. "Closer," so they came closer. She squeezed her face between theirs and looked from one to the other, a strange look on her face.
"I'm very happy for you. Indeed I am."
"You are?"
"Mmhmm,"
"Then why do you make it sound like the world is coming an end?" Kaoru asked
"Oh, I don't know. Probably because . . . YOUR NOT MARRIED?!" she yelled and then smacked their heads together. The yelped from the pain but stopped at realizing what Megumi had just said. They weren't married and they were already having a child. In fact, they weren't even engaged.
"I thought you two would've figured this out by yourselves, but as you haven't, I'm glad that I could help you do it. So, when's your wedding anyway?" she asked. Kenshin and Kaoru looked at each other.
"Have you even made plans for the wedding?" They shook their heads no.
"ARE YOU EVEN ENGAGED?" she asked. They began to twiddle their thumbs.
"Oh, for the love of . . . !" Megumi yelled looking up at the ceiling. They all sat there, pondering what to do next.
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Hey, did you like it? I tried to make it a little longer. I know things like this can be boring if they're extremely short. Well, tell me if you like it or not! Cya's!
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, I HAVE DISLEXIA! FOR ALL YOU PEONS OUT THERE WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, IT'S A WRITING DISORDER! AND YES SEPHIRA JO, IM POSTING THIS BECAUSE OF YOU.DO NOT TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CANT DO WITH MY STORIES EITHER. I LIKE THEM THE WAY THEY ARE SO JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE. Ahhh, I feel lots better. On with the story! ^^
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Kaoru turned around startled.
"Kaoru, are you alright?" Kenshin asked, peering into her deep blue eyes. She let out a huge sigh of relief.
"Yes, I'm fine. We can leave now if you'd like," Kaoru said, smiling up at him. She walked around him but stopped at the door and clutched her stomach again.
"Koshii, are you sure your okay?" Kenshin asked with a worried expression on his face.
"I'm alright. Just a tiny stomach. No biggy!" she replied cheerfully. She walked back in the Akebeko, leaving Kenshin behind with an aghast look on his face.
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THREE WEEKS LATER . . .
"Yahiko, your stance is horrificly weak! You'll never be able to hit me with something like that!" came Kaoru's voice from the practicing hall. Kenshin smiled to himself and continued with his work.
It was a bright autumn day and it was quite warm for the time of year. The sun was out and scrawny clouds surrounded the huge star. A gust of wind breezed through Kenshin's red locks and he closed his eyes, enjoying the feeling.
"YOU WANNA BET? HYAAA!" Yahiko yelled. Kenshin chuckled a little after hearing a big OWIE from Yahiko.
"I told you your stance was weak! You need to learn how to obey your Kendo master, Yahiko! You might actually learn something!" she yelled at him. Kenshin returned his attention back to his laundry and lost himself in deep thought. Washing their clothing was like Kenshin's little meditation time and a little time for him to be alone.
"Hey Kenshin," that is,until SANO enters the picture, "you all right? Ever since we visited Tae last week, you've been hanging close to Jou-chan. What's up?"
"She says she's been having stomach cramps lately. I want to take her to see Megumi but she insists that she's alright," he answered, still looking at the laundry.
"Why don't you tell her your that worried about her," Sano asked curiously.
"Because I don't want her to feel as if I'm cuddling her," Kenshin answered matter of factly.
"Yo, busu, your getting a little green around the edges. And I didn't think you could get any uglier ,HA . . . Hey . . . Kaoru, are you alright? Kaoru?" came the child's voice. Kenshin immediately dropped the laundry and ran to the training hall. He saw Kaoru crouching over in a corner, holding her stomach.
He was about to run to her but he saw something come out of her mouth. Something . . . pink? *Oh no! She is sick! I knew I should've insisted on taking her to Megumi! * Kenshin beat himself up mentally. Then he saw more come out and had to turn away.(A/N Amazing. Someone being able to see dead bodies can't even see his own girlfriend throwing up . . .)
"Eww! Gross!" Yahiko cried, holding his mouth.
"Oy Jou-chan, what's up with you?" Sano asked.
She finally stopped and took a deep breath. She turned around to face the group. So embarressed that she lost it in front of Kenshin, Kaoru tried to get up and run, but stumbled instead into Kenshin's arms.
"I . . ." Kaoru started, then faltered. Kenshin turned around to face Sano and Yahiko.
"Yahiko, Sano, could you clean this up? I'm taking Kaoru to Megumi," he said, a worried look in his bright eyes. Yahiko gave him a look of disgust which was challenged by an amber glare.
With a twitch in his left eye, Yahiko agreed. "Come on Sano, Kaoru's not getting any better. We must clean, clean, clean!" he said and grabbed the roosters arm to hurry and get a bucket of fresh water.
Kenshin was right behind them with Kaoru, running to Megumi. He heard Kaoru mumbling and bent down to hear her.
"Kenshin . . . I don't need to . . . go . . ." she mustered out, feeling pain in her lower abdomen.
He ignored her and ran faster. He skidded to a stop in front of the office, where a long line of people wait. He simply jumped over them and landed in the front. He heard plenty of complaints and turned around to give them a hard amber stare. They all began looking different directions humming and whistling to themselves.
"Ken-san, how good to see . . . What happened?" Megumi said, coming out the back.
" I don't know. Kaoru threw up but she told me she's been fine for days," Kenshin replied out of breath.
"DAYS? KENSHIN NO BAKA! YOU SHOULD'VE BROUGHT HER IN THEN!" Megumi yelled. She hurried to the back and signaled for him to follow. He followed feeling a little dishonorable towards Kaoru. Megumi was right. He should've taken her to see Megumi. Now she's throwing up for some unknown reason.
"Lay her down her," Megumi instructed, pointing to a clean futon. He layed her dowwn and watched her open Kaoru's gi and cut her wrappings. Her eyes went wide and she turned back to Kenshin.
"Eh heh heh, Ken-san? I need to examine her so could you go in the front please?" Megumi asked. Kenshin looked as if she just asked him to turn his sword over and kill himsef.
"Why?" Kenshin asked.
"Because I REALLY need to examine her," she replied, hoping to get her point across. She failed.
"But I wanna stay!" he whined, in a worried kind of way.
"Just leave! You can come back in in a second!" Megumi said pushing him to the door. He obediantly left but then he heard a moan from Kaoru. He brushed past Megumi and went straight to Kaoru.
"Don't worry, Kaoru. Everything's going to be alright," Kenshin said. Behind him, Megumi had reached the end of her rope. Kenshin had lit her fuse and the boom was going to explode. She grabbed him by his gi collar.
"GET OUT!" she yelled throwing him back to the waiting room.
"ORO!" was all he could say.
Kenshin stared at the door leading to the back. Every second seemed like an century to hm. He kept twiddling his fingers on his knee and began cursing the time. * how long does it take to examine someone? I swear, doctors take their good old time to do their work! * Kenshin thought, a little annoyed. Finally, Megumi came out with a smile on her face. He let out a small sigh of relief.
"Is she alright?" Kenshin asked with a worried expression.
Megumi nodded her head. "Kenshin, I think you and Kaoru might need to have little talk . . ." she said mysteriously.
He cocked his head to the side and decided to go to back. He saw Kaoru sitting up and looking him straight in the eye. Her eyes were very sad and kind of worried. He began to wonder if Megumi was lying.
"Kaoru . . . what's the matter?" he asked, concerned.
She turned away and replied, "Kenshin . . . I . . . We're . . . I mean . . ." she began then faltered.
He kneeled down in front of her and asked her in a voice filled with love, " Kaoru, what is it? What's wrong?"
" I'm . . . I'm pregnant . . ." she replied. Then she looked away again.
"Really?" he looked stunned at this and wanted to make sure he heard correctly.
She nodded her head and looked back up.
"That's great! I . . . I'm gonna be a dad? Oh my God . . . But . . ." he said , " What's wrong? You don't seem to be to happy about this."
"Kenshin, do you think I'd make a good mother? I've never really had one myself. I'm completely boyish to and I can't cook for beans? What if my vile cooking kills our kid?" she asked.
"Kaoru, you'd make a great mother. Don't be worried about it. Our child will grow up to love you," he replied, smiling that rurouni smile, eyes filled with love. She smiled and gave him a hue hug. Then Megumi came back, surprised.
"Your smiling about this?" Megumi said, amazed.
"Why wouldn't we be?" Kenshin asked.
"Your having a child! Doesn't that sort of, what's the right word . . . worry you? I mean, your having kid," Megumi repeated.
Kaoru and Kenshin gave her a weird look. She should be happy, they're going to have child to raise.
"Megumi, why do you make this sound like a bad thing?" Kaoru asked angrily, " You should be happy for us. We're having a baby!"
Megumi began to chuckle and knelt down between Kenshin and Kaoru.
"Kaoru, honey," she said then she looked at Kenshin, "Ken-san?" She began to chuckle a little more. "Come closer,"
They leaned forward a little bit. "Closer," so they came closer. She squeezed her face between theirs and looked from one to the other, a strange look on her face.
"I'm very happy for you. Indeed I am."
"You are?"
"Mmhmm,"
"Then why do you make it sound like the world is coming an end?" Kaoru asked
"Oh, I don't know. Probably because . . . YOUR NOT MARRIED?!" she yelled and then smacked their heads together. The yelped from the pain but stopped at realizing what Megumi had just said. They weren't married and they were already having a child. In fact, they weren't even engaged.
"I thought you two would've figured this out by yourselves, but as you haven't, I'm glad that I could help you do it. So, when's your wedding anyway?" she asked. Kenshin and Kaoru looked at each other.
"Have you even made plans for the wedding?" They shook their heads no.
"ARE YOU EVEN ENGAGED?" she asked. They began to twiddle their thumbs.
"Oh, for the love of . . . !" Megumi yelled looking up at the ceiling. They all sat there, pondering what to do next.
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Hey, did you like it? I tried to make it a little longer. I know things like this can be boring if they're extremely short. Well, tell me if you like it or not! Cya's!
