SM- Hello and welcome to another episode of Star Chat!!! After what happened last week I thought it would be better if we interviewed someone who doesn't have the Force. He was a smuggler, a pirate, and an all around scoundrel who fell in love with and married a princess, became a general in the New Republic and became somewhat respectable...Han Solo!
HS- Hey kid how ya doin?
SM-Good, but nothing has gone wrong yet. So Han what's the deal with the Wookiee?
HS- Who...oh you mean Chewie.
SM- yeah.
HS- Well you see, he was enslaved by the Empire and I, being in the Imperial Academy at the time, rescued him. Now he insists on honoring his life debt to me.
SM- Speaking of debt, don't the hutts have a bounty out on you and Leia?
HS- You trying to get me killed?
SM- I'll take that as a yes. Can you tell us how you got it?
HS- Hmm, I guess so. I was being held captive in Carbonite by Jabba and Leia tried to rescue me. She got captured and Jabba made her a slave. Luke came and tried to rescue us but ends up having Jabba try to throw us in the Sarlacc, but it was all part of Luke's plan. Meanwhile Leia choked the fat slug with the very chain he used to hold her captive. Now the Hutts are upset so the put a bounty on our heads.
(Steven, sleeping on his desk, wakes up)
SM- uh... Opps, sorry the sudden silence woke me up. So Han where were we? Oh yeah, so Han what's up with Lando? Are you two...you know?
HS-WHAT?!? NO OF COURSE NOT!?!
SM- I see. So...
(a blasterbolt is fired at Han from a Bounty Hunter in the audience)
(shot missed Han and Han returns fire.)
SM- oh no not again. One normal show that's all I ask for, one normal...
(Steven ducks a stray shot)
SM-SHOW!!!
HS (still firing)- Sorry Kid.
(Han hits the Bounty Hunter)
Bounty Hunter- IF I CAN"T HAVE HIM NO ONE WILL!!!
(pulls out a thermal detonator)
SM- HE'S GOT A THERMAL DETONNATOR!!!!!! TAKE COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Steven and Han hide safely, but the audience isn't so lucky)
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
(Steven looks up from his ruined desk)
SM- HE BLEW HIMSELF UP!, HE BLEW UP MY SET!!, HE BLEW UP MY AUDIENCE!!! THOES WERE THE ONLY PEOPLE IN THE GALAXY WHO WOULD WATCH THIS STUPID SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HS- Sorry bout that kid. Look at it this way though, at least now you get some time off till they rebuild the set.
SM- HMMMMMMM...guess your right. Until next time (whenever that is) This is Steven signing off. May the Force be with you!
HS- Hey kid how ya doin?
SM-Good, but nothing has gone wrong yet. So Han what's the deal with the Wookiee?
HS- Who...oh you mean Chewie.
SM- yeah.
HS- Well you see, he was enslaved by the Empire and I, being in the Imperial Academy at the time, rescued him. Now he insists on honoring his life debt to me.
SM- Speaking of debt, don't the hutts have a bounty out on you and Leia?
HS- You trying to get me killed?
SM- I'll take that as a yes. Can you tell us how you got it?
HS- Hmm, I guess so. I was being held captive in Carbonite by Jabba and Leia tried to rescue me. She got captured and Jabba made her a slave. Luke came and tried to rescue us but ends up having Jabba try to throw us in the Sarlacc, but it was all part of Luke's plan. Meanwhile Leia choked the fat slug with the very chain he used to hold her captive. Now the Hutts are upset so the put a bounty on our heads.
(Steven, sleeping on his desk, wakes up)
SM- uh... Opps, sorry the sudden silence woke me up. So Han where were we? Oh yeah, so Han what's up with Lando? Are you two...you know?
HS-WHAT?!? NO OF COURSE NOT!?!
SM- I see. So...
(a blasterbolt is fired at Han from a Bounty Hunter in the audience)
(shot missed Han and Han returns fire.)
SM- oh no not again. One normal show that's all I ask for, one normal...
(Steven ducks a stray shot)
SM-SHOW!!!
HS (still firing)- Sorry Kid.
(Han hits the Bounty Hunter)
Bounty Hunter- IF I CAN"T HAVE HIM NO ONE WILL!!!
(pulls out a thermal detonator)
SM- HE'S GOT A THERMAL DETONNATOR!!!!!! TAKE COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Steven and Han hide safely, but the audience isn't so lucky)
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
(Steven looks up from his ruined desk)
SM- HE BLEW HIMSELF UP!, HE BLEW UP MY SET!!, HE BLEW UP MY AUDIENCE!!! THOES WERE THE ONLY PEOPLE IN THE GALAXY WHO WOULD WATCH THIS STUPID SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HS- Sorry bout that kid. Look at it this way though, at least now you get some time off till they rebuild the set.
SM- HMMMMMMM...guess your right. Until next time (whenever that is) This is Steven signing off. May the Force be with you!