SM- Hello and welcome to Star Chat. As you can see we finally rebuilt the set and found people to sit in the audience after that Bounty Hunter destroyed everything last time. But enough with the past, let's move on to todays guest. He's over three meters tall and he's about two hundred fifty years old. He's everybody's favorite Wookiee...Chewbacca!!!

(pauses for about a minute and no one come out. finally a stage hand comes out)

SH- Sorry Steven Chewie didn't show.

SM-WHAT?!?

SH- yeah this really big dog did though, we stunned him and called the pound.

(Steven hits his head)

SM- This "dog" didn't happen to be walking on two legs and wearing a sash with a pouch on the end of it, did it?

SH- uh yeah how did you know?

SM- THAT WAS CHEWBACCA YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SH- Opps sorry

(Steven chases the stage hand off screen and there is a very loud scream)

SM- Sorry about that folks. I guess you'll have to wait till next time to see Chewie. Maybe next time I'll have a normal interview where nothing goes wrong. Thats all for today, I have to go hire a new stage hand and find a place to dump the old one's body. See ya.