*Authors Note: First the usual…as with all my stories none of the characters belong to me they belong to Lucas, except for me and Lori (who is actually Sandy the hyper active kitten on this site) *
(backstage)
SM (to the stage manager)- WHERE IS HE?!?
Stage M- I don't know he never showed
SM- So I don't have a guest?
Stage M- I put in a few calls we should have someone soon.
SM- Soon. YOU DO REALIZE THAT THE SHOW IS SUSPOSED TO START NOW RIGHT!?!
Stage M- Uhhhh..... I'VE GOT IT!!!
SM- What?
Stage M- Why don't you interview your friend?
SM- you do remember what happened last time she was on with Chewie.
Stage M- yeah but there's no one else!
SM (sighs)- She'll have to do.
(walks toward the stage)
SM- When I get my hands on Anakin I'll....arrrg
(tries to calm down while the opening credits roll)
SM-Hello and welcome to Star Chat. It seems that our guest didn't show today but we have a back-up plan. Everyone please welcome our very own LORI (may the Force help us all)
(Lori comes out looking confused and the audience recognizes her as the girl that wouldn't let Chewie go last week)
L (whispers but because of the mic everyone can hear)- (What's going on?)
SM- (Anakin decided not to show.)
L- (So I'm your guest?)
SM- (Until someone else shows up so let's get on with it.) Lori here is one of my best Friends and she works on the show. So Lori, why don't you tell the audience what you do here?
L- I book the guests.
SM- (Your killing me...) Now I know you do more than that.
L (enjoying Steven's numerousness)- Nope that's all.
SM- What about all the other work you do?
L- What other work?
SM- OH COME ON THIS ISN"T FUNNY ANYMORE!?!
(Luke walks out on stage)
LS- I'm here
SM- Finally...
L- LUKE!!!!!!!!!!!
(Lorie runs over and hugs Luke very tightly)
SM- Oh God, I knew this would happen!
(Vader walks on the stage)
DV- I heard you needed a...
(Vader sees Luke)
DV- What are YOU doing here?
LS (pushes Lorie off)- I'm Steven's guest. What are YOU doing here?
DV- I AM HIS GUEST!
(Han Solo walks on stage)
HS- Hey Steven, Heard you needed a guest.
SM- Oh great, just GREAT!
LS- I'm his guest!
DV- No I AM his guest!
L- HEY, I was the first one here....CHEWIE
(Chewbacca walks on the stage, sees Lori and runs the other way. Lori gives chase.)
(Lando comes from the other side of the stage)
LC- Okay I'm here you can start the interview.
HS- over my dead body...I'm the guest.
LS- No, I am
DV- let's settle this like the men we are!
(Chewie growls at him as he runs across the stage followed by Lorie)
DV- Sorry! I mean the males we are.
(Vader pulls out his lightsaber as does Luke and the two start battling. Han and Lando are yelling at one another while Lori chases Chewie throughout the studio)
SM- WHY ME?!?
(Jacen, Jaina, Tenel Ka, Zekk, and Lowbacca come out)
Jacen- This one HAS to be the Star Chat studio!
Jaina- That's what you said about the last FIVE studios!!!
TK- UH... I believe Jacen is correct... this time!
Jaina (seeing the stage)- Oh... sorry.
SM (sarcastically) - Great more guests...just what I need!
(as Chewie and Lori go across the stage again, Lori sees the newcomers and stops)
L (hugging Jacen)- Hi, how are you?
TK (Jealously)- LET HIM GO HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(from off stage)- NO he's MINE!!!
(everyone looks as Danni Quee comes out)
TK- What are you talking about?
DQ- He's MY boyfriend!!!
L- Sorry but I have him now!
Jacen- ladies, Ladies, there's pleanty of me to go around.
(The three girls look at him)
Z- Oh no, Bad move Jacen
(The three girls hit him. Tenel Ka, Danni, and Lori start fighting over Jacen)
SM- Folks, I know what you're thinking, "this is all scripted it's supposed to happen", well it's not! Anakin Skywalker was supposed to be on and we were supposed to talk about his live as a slave and his Jedi Training and AAAARRRRRGGGGG....
(Lowie and Chewie had started to fight and Lowie accidently hit Steven)
(Jaina and Zekk are on the floor laughing)
(Jar Jar Binks comes on the stage)
JJB- Hiddyho misa here to been interviewed...
(Lori sees him, grabs Jacen's Lightsaber and chases Jar Jar with it)
JJB- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MISA GOIN DIE HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!
(There is a murderous scream from off-stage and Lori returns with Jacen's saber)
L- Here ya go!
Jacen- Uh…where's the Gungan?
(Lori smiles wickedly)
(Steven regains consciousness)
SM- Ohhh... My head. That's it we're out of time (thankfully) I'm getting out of here. See you next week on Star Chat (maybe I'll have a normal show) May The Force Be With You.
(backstage)
SM (to the stage manager)- WHERE IS HE?!?
Stage M- I don't know he never showed
SM- So I don't have a guest?
Stage M- I put in a few calls we should have someone soon.
SM- Soon. YOU DO REALIZE THAT THE SHOW IS SUSPOSED TO START NOW RIGHT!?!
Stage M- Uhhhh..... I'VE GOT IT!!!
SM- What?
Stage M- Why don't you interview your friend?
SM- you do remember what happened last time she was on with Chewie.
Stage M- yeah but there's no one else!
SM (sighs)- She'll have to do.
(walks toward the stage)
SM- When I get my hands on Anakin I'll....arrrg
(tries to calm down while the opening credits roll)
SM-Hello and welcome to Star Chat. It seems that our guest didn't show today but we have a back-up plan. Everyone please welcome our very own LORI (may the Force help us all)
(Lori comes out looking confused and the audience recognizes her as the girl that wouldn't let Chewie go last week)
L (whispers but because of the mic everyone can hear)- (What's going on?)
SM- (Anakin decided not to show.)
L- (So I'm your guest?)
SM- (Until someone else shows up so let's get on with it.) Lori here is one of my best Friends and she works on the show. So Lori, why don't you tell the audience what you do here?
L- I book the guests.
SM- (Your killing me...) Now I know you do more than that.
L (enjoying Steven's numerousness)- Nope that's all.
SM- What about all the other work you do?
L- What other work?
SM- OH COME ON THIS ISN"T FUNNY ANYMORE!?!
(Luke walks out on stage)
LS- I'm here
SM- Finally...
L- LUKE!!!!!!!!!!!
(Lorie runs over and hugs Luke very tightly)
SM- Oh God, I knew this would happen!
(Vader walks on the stage)
DV- I heard you needed a...
(Vader sees Luke)
DV- What are YOU doing here?
LS (pushes Lorie off)- I'm Steven's guest. What are YOU doing here?
DV- I AM HIS GUEST!
(Han Solo walks on stage)
HS- Hey Steven, Heard you needed a guest.
SM- Oh great, just GREAT!
LS- I'm his guest!
DV- No I AM his guest!
L- HEY, I was the first one here....CHEWIE
(Chewbacca walks on the stage, sees Lori and runs the other way. Lori gives chase.)
(Lando comes from the other side of the stage)
LC- Okay I'm here you can start the interview.
HS- over my dead body...I'm the guest.
LS- No, I am
DV- let's settle this like the men we are!
(Chewie growls at him as he runs across the stage followed by Lorie)
DV- Sorry! I mean the males we are.
(Vader pulls out his lightsaber as does Luke and the two start battling. Han and Lando are yelling at one another while Lori chases Chewie throughout the studio)
SM- WHY ME?!?
(Jacen, Jaina, Tenel Ka, Zekk, and Lowbacca come out)
Jacen- This one HAS to be the Star Chat studio!
Jaina- That's what you said about the last FIVE studios!!!
TK- UH... I believe Jacen is correct... this time!
Jaina (seeing the stage)- Oh... sorry.
SM (sarcastically) - Great more guests...just what I need!
(as Chewie and Lori go across the stage again, Lori sees the newcomers and stops)
L (hugging Jacen)- Hi, how are you?
TK (Jealously)- LET HIM GO HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(from off stage)- NO he's MINE!!!
(everyone looks as Danni Quee comes out)
TK- What are you talking about?
DQ- He's MY boyfriend!!!
L- Sorry but I have him now!
Jacen- ladies, Ladies, there's pleanty of me to go around.
(The three girls look at him)
Z- Oh no, Bad move Jacen
(The three girls hit him. Tenel Ka, Danni, and Lori start fighting over Jacen)
SM- Folks, I know what you're thinking, "this is all scripted it's supposed to happen", well it's not! Anakin Skywalker was supposed to be on and we were supposed to talk about his live as a slave and his Jedi Training and AAAARRRRRGGGGG....
(Lowie and Chewie had started to fight and Lowie accidently hit Steven)
(Jaina and Zekk are on the floor laughing)
(Jar Jar Binks comes on the stage)
JJB- Hiddyho misa here to been interviewed...
(Lori sees him, grabs Jacen's Lightsaber and chases Jar Jar with it)
JJB- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MISA GOIN DIE HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!
(There is a murderous scream from off-stage and Lori returns with Jacen's saber)
L- Here ya go!
Jacen- Uh…where's the Gungan?
(Lori smiles wickedly)
(Steven regains consciousness)
SM- Ohhh... My head. That's it we're out of time (thankfully) I'm getting out of here. See you next week on Star Chat (maybe I'll have a normal show) May The Force Be With You.