(backstage)

Stage M- Where's Steve?

L- How should I know? You're the one who sent him to find the guest.

Stage M- Anakin's here and Steven's not. Who's gonna host the show?

L- You!

Stage M- WHAT?!? I can't...

(Lori pushes him on to the stage)

Stage M- Uh... Hi I'm John, the stage manager here on Star Chat. Uh... Steven's not here so I guess I'll be your host. let's welcome Anakin Skywalker!!!

(Anakin SOLO walks out)

J- You're not your grandfather

AS- No I'm not but I'm just as important.

J- Who said you weren't?

AS- Everyone always thinks of my grandfather when they hear my name! Just because I didn't turn evil and kill the Jedi I get killed off in STAR BY STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

J- But by dying you saved the Jedi!

AS- NO! I was used as a diversion! Jacen saved the Jedi!!!

J- Oh...

AS- I'm SOOOOOO mad I could just...

(lightning shots out of his fingers frying an audience member)

J- WHAT THE? Uh...someone HELP this kid IS turrning evil

(Luke runs on stage)

LS- ANAKIN! What did I tell you about anger?

AS- Sorry Uncle Luke. It's just that they KILLED me!!!! I was supposed to be who destroied the Vong but NNNNNNNOOOOOOO, Jacen has to be the big hero. He get's to do EVERYTHING!!!!! I'm not allowed...

(Lori comes on stage with a balster and stuns Anakin. The audience cheers)

L- Sorry, I couldn't stand his whinning anymore.

(puts down the blaster and looks at Luke)

L- Hi there...

(Luke realizes what she is about to do and he lifts her in the air using the Force)

L- HEY! PUT ME DOWN!!!

J (looks diaprovingly at Luke)- Luke

LS- I'll put her down if you let me be host next time Steven isn't here.

J- Fine, but were out of time for today. See Ya