(backstage)
J-WHERE'S STEVEN? Don't tell me he's not here AGAIN! Luke can't host today!
(Lori starts giggling and points to the stage)
(onstage Steven is sitting at his desk reading a book)
J- ...oh.
(John looks around and sees the crew looking at him)
J- What are you looking at? Get back to work, we have a show to put on people!
(Lori's on the floor laughing hysterically)
(opening credits roll while John is trying to tell Steven to stop reading)
SM- Hey everyone, welcome to Star Chat! Sorry about last week, I was a little tied up. Today we have a very spec...
(Luke rushes out on stage)
LS- you're here. OH MAN!
(Luke walks off stage disappointed)
SM- OooKaaay. Anyway we have a very special guest here today so let's make him feel welcome. He comes all the way from Dagobah...YODA!
Y- Very pleased to be here I am
SM- So Yoda why don't you tell us a little about yourself?
Y- Lived for nine hundred years I have. Trained Jedi for eight hundred of those years I have
SM- Wait, let me try to underst...
Y- NO! Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.
SM- Oh...Sorry. So you're 900 years old?
Y- Yes.
SM- What else did you do in your life other than train Jedi?
Y- General in the Clone Wars I was.
SM- So you must be a great Warrior.
Y- Wars not make one great. Battle is not the way of the Jedi, only when forced. Never the first strike does a Jedi make.
SM- Oh okay. but you must've seen some awesome battles.
(Count Dooku comes out and attacks Yoda)
(Yoda activated his lightsaber and becomes a green blur as he fights)
SM- HEY! HEY! COME ON STOP!
(Lori comes out with a blaster and fires two shots. Blast hits the two handles causing them to deactivate.)
(Steven stares at Lori with an open mouth)
L- What can I say? I'm awesome with a blaster)
( Lori puts the blaster down and drags a stunned Dooku off stage)
Y- Good aim she has yes?
SM- Yeah I guess so. Um that's all the time we have for today, see you next time on Star Chat.
(as the camera zooms out we can hear Steven mumbling)
SM- Why me?
J-WHERE'S STEVEN? Don't tell me he's not here AGAIN! Luke can't host today!
(Lori starts giggling and points to the stage)
(onstage Steven is sitting at his desk reading a book)
J- ...oh.
(John looks around and sees the crew looking at him)
J- What are you looking at? Get back to work, we have a show to put on people!
(Lori's on the floor laughing hysterically)
(opening credits roll while John is trying to tell Steven to stop reading)
SM- Hey everyone, welcome to Star Chat! Sorry about last week, I was a little tied up. Today we have a very spec...
(Luke rushes out on stage)
LS- you're here. OH MAN!
(Luke walks off stage disappointed)
SM- OooKaaay. Anyway we have a very special guest here today so let's make him feel welcome. He comes all the way from Dagobah...YODA!
Y- Very pleased to be here I am
SM- So Yoda why don't you tell us a little about yourself?
Y- Lived for nine hundred years I have. Trained Jedi for eight hundred of those years I have
SM- Wait, let me try to underst...
Y- NO! Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.
SM- Oh...Sorry. So you're 900 years old?
Y- Yes.
SM- What else did you do in your life other than train Jedi?
Y- General in the Clone Wars I was.
SM- So you must be a great Warrior.
Y- Wars not make one great. Battle is not the way of the Jedi, only when forced. Never the first strike does a Jedi make.
SM- Oh okay. but you must've seen some awesome battles.
(Count Dooku comes out and attacks Yoda)
(Yoda activated his lightsaber and becomes a green blur as he fights)
SM- HEY! HEY! COME ON STOP!
(Lori comes out with a blaster and fires two shots. Blast hits the two handles causing them to deactivate.)
(Steven stares at Lori with an open mouth)
L- What can I say? I'm awesome with a blaster)
( Lori puts the blaster down and drags a stunned Dooku off stage)
Y- Good aim she has yes?
SM- Yeah I guess so. Um that's all the time we have for today, see you next time on Star Chat.
(as the camera zooms out we can hear Steven mumbling)
SM- Why me?