*Authors note: First these characters (except for Steven, Lori, and John) don't belong to me they belong to Lucas. Secondly mucho thanks to Sandy the Hyper Active kitten who helped me out when i had major writers block!*
(backstage Steven and John are talking and Steven is sitting on a chair that's against a closet door)
(banging can be heard from behind the door and Luke can be heard)
LS- Let me out! Come on guys this isn't funny any more!
SM- We can't let him out.
J- Who else is gonna host?
(Both look at Lori who just came in)
J- Lori get ready! You're hosting today.
L- What why?
SM- We can't let Luke out of the closet, so I can't do it.
J- Been there, done that, don't want to do that again
L-But...
J- The guest is Obi...
(Lori cuts him off by squealing in delight)
L- Okay I'll do it!!!
(Lori runs on stage)
J (to Steven)- We're in trouble aren't we?
SM- (laughs) OH yeah!
(onstage)
L (nervous)-Uh...Hi there. Steven's busy today so I'll be your host. Um...today we have Obi- Wan Kenobie as a guest so uh lets bring him out!
(young Obi-Wan walks out)
OW- Hello there, I'm SO glad Steven isn't here.
L- Really? How come?
OW- Cause now I get to be with you!
L- Hehe oh...
(Lori and Obi start flirting with each other)
(backstage)
SM- I knew this was going to happen.
J (sighs)- Yeah me to.
(onstage)
OW- So what do you say? Let's ditch this show and head off to Ithor, I hear it's beautiful this season.
L- Oh...sure!
(Jacen comes running onstage with his lightsaber)
Jacen- SHE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Obi and Jacen start fighting)
L- You guy's don't have to fight over me...but since you are KILL HIM! GO FOR THE HEAD!!!
(backstage)
SM- Oh great
(Looks at John)
SM- SIT
J- we're all going to die aren't we?
(Steven runs onstage)
J- FINE DON"T ANSWER ME!
(Yoda appears)
Y- Strong the Force is with those two!
J- Obi and Jacen?
Y- No
(onstage)
(Steven surprises everyone by pulling out a lightsaber)
(Steven breaks up the fight)
L- KILL EM!!! OH COME ON LET EM FIGHT!!!
SM- Jacen OUT!
(Danni appears onstage and smacks Jacen)
D- You're MINE and don't you forge...
(Tenel Ka comes running out and attacks Danni)
(Lori and Obi sneak off the stage)
(Loud crash is heard backstage and Luke appears on stage)
LS- I'm Free!!! Now I can host!!!
SM- OH no you can't! We're out of time!
(John comes running onstage)
J- OW! Steven Lori and Obi-Wan are eloping
SM- Not if I can help it!
(Runs off stage)
Jacen- she left me!
(Tenel Ka and Danni stop fighting each other and they attack Jacen)
(Steven comes back)
SM- They took the Falcon there's no way to stop them now!
(Leia runs out)
LOS- I just heard Lori's getting married.
(Han runs out)
HS- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!? CHEWIE WAS ON BOARD!!!!! wait... WHO took the Falcon?
SM- I think he still is!!!
HS- WHO TOOK MY BABY?!?
Jacen- I'm still here!
HS- Isn't it past your bedtime kid?
(John comes to the front of the stage)
J- THAT"S IT!!!! THIS SHOWS OVER! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SM- Maybe next time I'll have a normal show and Lori will be back (if I don't kill her first)
Jacen (toward the roof)- COME BACK I LOVE YOU
(Tenel Ka and Danni start hitting him again)
(backstage Steven and John are talking and Steven is sitting on a chair that's against a closet door)
(banging can be heard from behind the door and Luke can be heard)
LS- Let me out! Come on guys this isn't funny any more!
SM- We can't let him out.
J- Who else is gonna host?
(Both look at Lori who just came in)
J- Lori get ready! You're hosting today.
L- What why?
SM- We can't let Luke out of the closet, so I can't do it.
J- Been there, done that, don't want to do that again
L-But...
J- The guest is Obi...
(Lori cuts him off by squealing in delight)
L- Okay I'll do it!!!
(Lori runs on stage)
J (to Steven)- We're in trouble aren't we?
SM- (laughs) OH yeah!
(onstage)
L (nervous)-Uh...Hi there. Steven's busy today so I'll be your host. Um...today we have Obi- Wan Kenobie as a guest so uh lets bring him out!
(young Obi-Wan walks out)
OW- Hello there, I'm SO glad Steven isn't here.
L- Really? How come?
OW- Cause now I get to be with you!
L- Hehe oh...
(Lori and Obi start flirting with each other)
(backstage)
SM- I knew this was going to happen.
J (sighs)- Yeah me to.
(onstage)
OW- So what do you say? Let's ditch this show and head off to Ithor, I hear it's beautiful this season.
L- Oh...sure!
(Jacen comes running onstage with his lightsaber)
Jacen- SHE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Obi and Jacen start fighting)
L- You guy's don't have to fight over me...but since you are KILL HIM! GO FOR THE HEAD!!!
(backstage)
SM- Oh great
(Looks at John)
SM- SIT
J- we're all going to die aren't we?
(Steven runs onstage)
J- FINE DON"T ANSWER ME!
(Yoda appears)
Y- Strong the Force is with those two!
J- Obi and Jacen?
Y- No
(onstage)
(Steven surprises everyone by pulling out a lightsaber)
(Steven breaks up the fight)
L- KILL EM!!! OH COME ON LET EM FIGHT!!!
SM- Jacen OUT!
(Danni appears onstage and smacks Jacen)
D- You're MINE and don't you forge...
(Tenel Ka comes running out and attacks Danni)
(Lori and Obi sneak off the stage)
(Loud crash is heard backstage and Luke appears on stage)
LS- I'm Free!!! Now I can host!!!
SM- OH no you can't! We're out of time!
(John comes running onstage)
J- OW! Steven Lori and Obi-Wan are eloping
SM- Not if I can help it!
(Runs off stage)
Jacen- she left me!
(Tenel Ka and Danni stop fighting each other and they attack Jacen)
(Steven comes back)
SM- They took the Falcon there's no way to stop them now!
(Leia runs out)
LOS- I just heard Lori's getting married.
(Han runs out)
HS- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!? CHEWIE WAS ON BOARD!!!!! wait... WHO took the Falcon?
SM- I think he still is!!!
HS- WHO TOOK MY BABY?!?
Jacen- I'm still here!
HS- Isn't it past your bedtime kid?
(John comes to the front of the stage)
J- THAT"S IT!!!! THIS SHOWS OVER! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SM- Maybe next time I'll have a normal show and Lori will be back (if I don't kill her first)
Jacen (toward the roof)- COME BACK I LOVE YOU
(Tenel Ka and Danni start hitting him again)