(backstage)
J- Where's Steven?
L- Still not back from getting married.
J- Who's the guest?
L- uhoh
J- What does that mean?
L- I kinda forgot.
J- FORGOT?!? HOW COULD YOU FORGET?!?
L- It was actually pretty easy.
J (mad)- AARRGG
L- Don't worry I'l interview Obi again.
J- Again? You do remember what happened last time, THERE WAS NO INTERVIEW!!!!
L- Calm down.
J- No, No Obi-Wan. You'll interview Jacen!
L- WHAT? NO HE LIKE SATAN REINCARNATED INTO A....
J- I kinda like him
(lori hits him, hard)
J- ow. Think of the ratings though, and since he's been stalking you we know he's around.
L- I hate you
J- I know now get out there
OW- Hey I wanted to be interviewed, for real this time.
J- Next time we don't have a guest.
(onstage)
L- Hi everyone, unfortunately I have to interview Jacen so let's get the damn thing overwith
J- LORI THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW YOU CAN'T SAY DAMN!
OW- you just did
J- Oh Sh...
L- JOHN!!!
J- just do the stupid thing.
L- fine. Let's bring him out.
JS- I knew you loved me.
L- Shut up you Hutt slime
JS- You don't have to sweettalk me now baby
L- I'll kill you
JS- AWW... I love it when you talk dirty to me.
(Boba Fett runs screaming followed by Vader swinging his lightsaber)
BF- HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DV- You said you wanted to play
BF- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
L (hopefully)- HEY VADER come and be interviwed!!!!
DV- Sorry I have to kill him first.
(Runs off after Fett)
L- I'm in Hell
JS (staring at Lori)- I'm in heaven
(backstage)
(10 Wookiees are trying to hold Obi-Wan down)
J- Not now, you can't kill him now.
OW- Why Not?
J- we need the ratingsfor next weeks show.
OW-But I can Kill him?
J- sure, why not.
(onstage)
( Jacen is trying to kiss Lori)
(Lori grabs a lightsaber)
L- Get back! I'm warning you! I'll do it! I swear I will!
JS- But I love you.
L- Well I think your lower than Hutt slime.
JS- Baby?
L- Are you sure you're not the Emperor's kid, cause that would explain a lot.
JS- I LOVE you
(crash is heard off stage)
(Luke runs on)
LS- AW MAN! Someone's already interviewing him...
L- SAVE ME
LS- Sorry, I'm out of the Hero business. I want to be a talk show Host.
L- GET BEN!!!
LS- I didn't bring my son.
L- OBI-WAN!!!
LS- Oh, Haven't seen him.
L- Look under the Wookiees!!!
LS- Okay
(Luke goes off then comes back)
LS- There was just some young guy there.
L- I'M NEVER HOSTING AGAIN!!!!!!! That WAS Obi-Wan.
(backstage)
J- Just let him go, I don't care anymore.
(The Wookiees get off Obi and he goes running on stage)
OW- Alright Sithspawn...
L- OBI!!!!!
OW- Next week I challenge you to fight me for her.
JS- Please old man, I'll kick your butt
L- HEY I'm no trophy! Oh wait Jacen will finally DIE!
JS- No I won't baby, don't worry I'll win.
(John comes out)
J- Alright were out of time. Tune in next week when Obi-Wan decapitates Jacen
L- Bye
J- Always have to get the last word in, don't ya?
L- Yep
J- Where's Steven?
L- Still not back from getting married.
J- Who's the guest?
L- uhoh
J- What does that mean?
L- I kinda forgot.
J- FORGOT?!? HOW COULD YOU FORGET?!?
L- It was actually pretty easy.
J (mad)- AARRGG
L- Don't worry I'l interview Obi again.
J- Again? You do remember what happened last time, THERE WAS NO INTERVIEW!!!!
L- Calm down.
J- No, No Obi-Wan. You'll interview Jacen!
L- WHAT? NO HE LIKE SATAN REINCARNATED INTO A....
J- I kinda like him
(lori hits him, hard)
J- ow. Think of the ratings though, and since he's been stalking you we know he's around.
L- I hate you
J- I know now get out there
OW- Hey I wanted to be interviewed, for real this time.
J- Next time we don't have a guest.
(onstage)
L- Hi everyone, unfortunately I have to interview Jacen so let's get the damn thing overwith
J- LORI THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW YOU CAN'T SAY DAMN!
OW- you just did
J- Oh Sh...
L- JOHN!!!
J- just do the stupid thing.
L- fine. Let's bring him out.
JS- I knew you loved me.
L- Shut up you Hutt slime
JS- You don't have to sweettalk me now baby
L- I'll kill you
JS- AWW... I love it when you talk dirty to me.
(Boba Fett runs screaming followed by Vader swinging his lightsaber)
BF- HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DV- You said you wanted to play
BF- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
L (hopefully)- HEY VADER come and be interviwed!!!!
DV- Sorry I have to kill him first.
(Runs off after Fett)
L- I'm in Hell
JS (staring at Lori)- I'm in heaven
(backstage)
(10 Wookiees are trying to hold Obi-Wan down)
J- Not now, you can't kill him now.
OW- Why Not?
J- we need the ratingsfor next weeks show.
OW-But I can Kill him?
J- sure, why not.
(onstage)
( Jacen is trying to kiss Lori)
(Lori grabs a lightsaber)
L- Get back! I'm warning you! I'll do it! I swear I will!
JS- But I love you.
L- Well I think your lower than Hutt slime.
JS- Baby?
L- Are you sure you're not the Emperor's kid, cause that would explain a lot.
JS- I LOVE you
(crash is heard off stage)
(Luke runs on)
LS- AW MAN! Someone's already interviewing him...
L- SAVE ME
LS- Sorry, I'm out of the Hero business. I want to be a talk show Host.
L- GET BEN!!!
LS- I didn't bring my son.
L- OBI-WAN!!!
LS- Oh, Haven't seen him.
L- Look under the Wookiees!!!
LS- Okay
(Luke goes off then comes back)
LS- There was just some young guy there.
L- I'M NEVER HOSTING AGAIN!!!!!!! That WAS Obi-Wan.
(backstage)
J- Just let him go, I don't care anymore.
(The Wookiees get off Obi and he goes running on stage)
OW- Alright Sithspawn...
L- OBI!!!!!
OW- Next week I challenge you to fight me for her.
JS- Please old man, I'll kick your butt
L- HEY I'm no trophy! Oh wait Jacen will finally DIE!
JS- No I won't baby, don't worry I'll win.
(John comes out)
J- Alright were out of time. Tune in next week when Obi-Wan decapitates Jacen
L- Bye
J- Always have to get the last word in, don't ya?
L- Yep