(backstage)
S- YOU DID WHAT?!?
L- We're letting Obi kill Jacen
JS-HEY! I know he's annoying but he is my brother
J- Yeah, but think of the ratings
(Steven glares at John)
S- There will be no PLANNED fights while I'm the host!
(Lori gets a wicked gleam in her eye)
L- Oh Chewie, Lowie could you come over here for a second?
(the two Wookiees come over)
L- Get him!!!
(Chewie grabs Steven and Lowie starts tying him up)
S-HEY! What's going on here?
L- Well, me and John had a feeling you'd act this way so we made a contingency plan. S- PUT ME DOWN! STOP IT! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MEEEE!!!!
(the Wookiees throw him in a closet and sit in front of it.)
JS-Um... Can I Host?
L- Sure
J-Why not?
(onstage)
JS- Hi everybody. I'm Jaina Solo and I'll be your host today because Steven is a little tied up. We've got a great show for you, for the first time ever on Star Chat you'll get to see a planned duel between Obi-Wan Kenobie and my brother Jacen Solo! So let's get started shall we?
(part of the floor separates and a wrestling ring comes up. Jaina gets in and starts acting like a ring announcer)
JS- Okay, are you ready? I said ARE YOU READY? Then for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching galaxy wide…
(Lori comes out and whispers something to Jaina)
JS- huh? Oh… I mean then for the hundred in attendance and the thousands watching across the galaxy, Leeeeeets get ready to RRRUUUMMMBBBLLLEEE!!! In this corner, he was a general in the Clone Wars, he trained my grandfather Anakin Skywalker, and was one of the greatest Jedi in the Old Republic, He is OBI-WAN!!!
(Obi comes out in Jedi robes accompanied by Lori)
JS- And in this corner, he killed the true Supreme Overlord of the Yuuzhan Vong single handedly, he wet the bed till he was ten…
Jacen- Um… that was Anakin, not me… I swear
JS- And he is quite possibly the strongest Jedi of the New Republic, My brother JACEN SOLO!!!
(Jacen comes out in a wrestling outfit accompanied by Danni)
(Lori kisses Obi)
L- For luck
Jacen (looks at Danni) - Where's mine?
DQ- You treat me like dirt and expect me to kiss you? Get real.
L- here Jacen close your eyes and pucker up.
(As Jacen leans in for the kiss Lori holds out a Crystal Snake)
(Jacen kisses it and it bites his lip sending hallucinogens through his blood stream)
Jacen- Whoa that was awesome! Hey look, the Death Star!
OW- This is going to be too easy.
JS- Um… Okay, the duel was going to consist of lightsabers, but I don't exactly trust Jacen with one right now so you two can just do Hand-to-Hand combat. Ready? GO!
(Jacen and Obi start fighting; Obi has the upper hand, then Jacen, then Obi ect. until a loud crash is heard backstage along with howling Wookiees. Steven comes running out.)
S- Alright break it up NOW!
(Jacen and Obi are Force-flung to opposite sides of the stage)
S- Whoa, did I do that?
L- Hey the fight was just getting good!
S- I don't care; there will be no planned fighting on MY show! And we're out of time for today anyway. Join us next time when we have special guest Boba Fett. Until then, May the Force be with you.
(As the Camera zooms out, you can Here Steven)
S- Why can't I have a normal show, Why?
S- YOU DID WHAT?!?
L- We're letting Obi kill Jacen
JS-HEY! I know he's annoying but he is my brother
J- Yeah, but think of the ratings
(Steven glares at John)
S- There will be no PLANNED fights while I'm the host!
(Lori gets a wicked gleam in her eye)
L- Oh Chewie, Lowie could you come over here for a second?
(the two Wookiees come over)
L- Get him!!!
(Chewie grabs Steven and Lowie starts tying him up)
S-HEY! What's going on here?
L- Well, me and John had a feeling you'd act this way so we made a contingency plan. S- PUT ME DOWN! STOP IT! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MEEEE!!!!
(the Wookiees throw him in a closet and sit in front of it.)
JS-Um... Can I Host?
L- Sure
J-Why not?
(onstage)
JS- Hi everybody. I'm Jaina Solo and I'll be your host today because Steven is a little tied up. We've got a great show for you, for the first time ever on Star Chat you'll get to see a planned duel between Obi-Wan Kenobie and my brother Jacen Solo! So let's get started shall we?
(part of the floor separates and a wrestling ring comes up. Jaina gets in and starts acting like a ring announcer)
JS- Okay, are you ready? I said ARE YOU READY? Then for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching galaxy wide…
(Lori comes out and whispers something to Jaina)
JS- huh? Oh… I mean then for the hundred in attendance and the thousands watching across the galaxy, Leeeeeets get ready to RRRUUUMMMBBBLLLEEE!!! In this corner, he was a general in the Clone Wars, he trained my grandfather Anakin Skywalker, and was one of the greatest Jedi in the Old Republic, He is OBI-WAN!!!
(Obi comes out in Jedi robes accompanied by Lori)
JS- And in this corner, he killed the true Supreme Overlord of the Yuuzhan Vong single handedly, he wet the bed till he was ten…
Jacen- Um… that was Anakin, not me… I swear
JS- And he is quite possibly the strongest Jedi of the New Republic, My brother JACEN SOLO!!!
(Jacen comes out in a wrestling outfit accompanied by Danni)
(Lori kisses Obi)
L- For luck
Jacen (looks at Danni) - Where's mine?
DQ- You treat me like dirt and expect me to kiss you? Get real.
L- here Jacen close your eyes and pucker up.
(As Jacen leans in for the kiss Lori holds out a Crystal Snake)
(Jacen kisses it and it bites his lip sending hallucinogens through his blood stream)
Jacen- Whoa that was awesome! Hey look, the Death Star!
OW- This is going to be too easy.
JS- Um… Okay, the duel was going to consist of lightsabers, but I don't exactly trust Jacen with one right now so you two can just do Hand-to-Hand combat. Ready? GO!
(Jacen and Obi start fighting; Obi has the upper hand, then Jacen, then Obi ect. until a loud crash is heard backstage along with howling Wookiees. Steven comes running out.)
S- Alright break it up NOW!
(Jacen and Obi are Force-flung to opposite sides of the stage)
S- Whoa, did I do that?
L- Hey the fight was just getting good!
S- I don't care; there will be no planned fighting on MY show! And we're out of time for today anyway. Join us next time when we have special guest Boba Fett. Until then, May the Force be with you.
(As the Camera zooms out, you can Here Steven)
S- Why can't I have a normal show, Why?