Disclaimer: (oops I forgot last time. here goes nothing. *sighs*) We do not own Sailor Moon, Star Wars, Friends, Gilmore Girls, Bye Bye Birdie, Little Shop of Horrors, the Olsen twins, Fiddler on the Roof, Austin Powers, The Snow Queen, X-Men, The Princess Diaries, Harry Potter, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Rocky Horror, The Magic Flute, My Little Pony, Full House, Rugrats, Grease, Pirates of the Caribbean, "Don't be bland, stay in band", "Don't be blorchestra, stay in orchestra" or anything else we may inadvertently mention. Sorry bout that.

*****

SCENE ONE- Welcome to Happyland.

CUT TO: A nice pastel town scene. Pans across the town and stops on a church, where SERENA is sitting on a bench outside.

Narrator 1: This is Happyland.

Narrator 2: Welcome to Happyland. Happyland is populated by a wide variety of people, including (CLOSE UP: SERENA and RINI in their house.) Sailor Moon and her daughter/cousin/too complicated a family relationship to get into Rini;

(CUT TO: CLOSE UP: MONICA in her Porsche.) Monica;

(CUT TO: CLOSE UP: PRINCESS LEIA swimming in a pool.) Princess Leia;

(CUT TO: CLOSE UP: PARIS going over some important lawyer things by the poolside.) Paris;

(CUT TO: CLOSE UP: KIM talking on the telephone) Kim MacAfee;

(CUT TO: CLOSE UP: AUDREY watering plants.) Audrey;

(CUT TO: CLOSE UP: MARY-KATE and ASHLEY outside their castle smiling) The Olsen twins;

(CUT TO: CLOSE UP: TZEITEL in the barn. Milking.) Tzeitel;

(CUT TO: CLOSE UP: AUSTIN POWERS.) Austin Powers;

(CUT TO: CLOSE UP: GERDA in the kitchen making cookies.) Gerda;

(CUT TO: CLOSE UP: STORM in a pool swimming.) Storm;

(CUT TO: CLOSE UP: PRINCESS MIA writing in her stupid diary) Princess Mia;

(CUT TO: CLOSE UP: GINNY on an exercise bike.) Ginny;

(CUT TO: CLOSE UP: HERMIA dancing.) Hermia;

(CUT TO: CLOSE UP: ELLE tanning.) Elle Woods;

(CUT TO: CLOSE UP: JANET applying makeup at her vanity table.) Janet;

(CUT TO: CLOSE UP: THE QUEEN OF THE NIGHT dancing.) The Queen of the Night;

(CUT TO: CLOSE UP: SAMMY sitting there.) Sammy, the fattest cat in the world;

(CUT TO: CLOSE UP: CUPCAKE in the barn.) Cupcake;

Narrator 1: Who's over there in the BARN. With Tzeitel. Who's in the BARN.

Both Narrators: MILKING! (they start laughing.)

(CUT TO: CLOSE UP: ODETTE sitting there.)

Narrator 2: Odette, in her swan form; (CUT TO: CLOSE UP: SANDY, JACK SPARROW, MICHELLE, TOMMY and the CHANGELING BOY. SANDY and JACK are arguing. MICHELLE, TOMMY and the CHANGELING BOY are playing on a merry-go-round.) Sandy, Jack Sparrow, and their children Michelle, Tommy and the Changeling Boy.

Narrator 1: Don't ask how these people got here. They just sort of appeared. And this is their story. Which we happen to be telling to you.