A/N: It may seem like lots of chapters but they're all pretty short. Bear
with our insanity.
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SCENE TWO- Sandy and Jack Sparrow Argue Over the Changeling Boy
(CUT TO: CLOSE UP: SANDY and JACK SPARROW arguing.)
Sandy: Oh, I want to have the Changeling boy.
Jack Sparrow: But the Changeling boy is mine!
Sandy: No, he's mine!
Jack Sparrow: NO!
Sandy: Yeah, but you get Tommy.
Jack Sparrow: But you get Michelle. So I want the Changeling boy!
Sandy: But I want the Changeling Boy!
Jack Sparrow: But he's mine!
Sandy: No, he's mine!
Narrator 1: Sandy and Jack Sparrow are having a bicker about who gets their son the Changeling Boy, because they're getting a divorce.
Narrator 2: Sandy was just too pure for the rum-drinking treacherous pirate Jack Sparrow.
Narrator 1: So, they are getting a divorce.
Narrator 2: On grounds of not liking each other.
Narrator 1: But they can't decide who should get the Changeling Boy.
Narrator 2: So, enter Paris Geller, (PARIS enters and stands next to SANDY.) who Sandy hired to be her lawyer. She is analytically smart and likes to argue over things not worth arguing over.
Narrator 1: Jack Sparrow hired the infamous Elle Woods as a lawyer. (ELLE enters and stands next to JACK SPARROW.) Knowing her fashion sense can solve any case for her,
Narrator 2: And she automatically wins cause she wears a lot of the color pink. (MICHELLE, TOMMY and the CHANGELING BOY enter.) So as a compromise Sandy gets one of their children, Michelle, (MICHELLE stands next to SANDY.) Jack Sparrow gets one of their children, Tommy, (TOMMY stands next to JACK SPARROW.) but they can't decide who should get the Changeling boy. Should Sandy get the Changeling Boy? (the CHANGELING BOY stands next to SANDY.) Should Jack Sparrow get the Changeling Boy? (the CHANGELING BOY stands next to JACK SPARROW.)
Narrator 1: They don't know.
Narrator 2: And this is why they argue. All the time.
Jack Sparrow and Sandy: (argue incomprehensibly with each other.)
Sandy: He's my Changeling Boy!
Elle: But my client deserves the Changeling Boy.
Jack Sparrow: But I want the Changeling Boy! (yells incomprehensibly)
Paris: You've been drinking too much rum again, Jack Sparrow. You shouldn't get the Changeling Boy because you drink too much rum.
Narrator 1: Shame, shame.
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SCENE TWO- Sandy and Jack Sparrow Argue Over the Changeling Boy
(CUT TO: CLOSE UP: SANDY and JACK SPARROW arguing.)
Sandy: Oh, I want to have the Changeling boy.
Jack Sparrow: But the Changeling boy is mine!
Sandy: No, he's mine!
Jack Sparrow: NO!
Sandy: Yeah, but you get Tommy.
Jack Sparrow: But you get Michelle. So I want the Changeling boy!
Sandy: But I want the Changeling Boy!
Jack Sparrow: But he's mine!
Sandy: No, he's mine!
Narrator 1: Sandy and Jack Sparrow are having a bicker about who gets their son the Changeling Boy, because they're getting a divorce.
Narrator 2: Sandy was just too pure for the rum-drinking treacherous pirate Jack Sparrow.
Narrator 1: So, they are getting a divorce.
Narrator 2: On grounds of not liking each other.
Narrator 1: But they can't decide who should get the Changeling Boy.
Narrator 2: So, enter Paris Geller, (PARIS enters and stands next to SANDY.) who Sandy hired to be her lawyer. She is analytically smart and likes to argue over things not worth arguing over.
Narrator 1: Jack Sparrow hired the infamous Elle Woods as a lawyer. (ELLE enters and stands next to JACK SPARROW.) Knowing her fashion sense can solve any case for her,
Narrator 2: And she automatically wins cause she wears a lot of the color pink. (MICHELLE, TOMMY and the CHANGELING BOY enter.) So as a compromise Sandy gets one of their children, Michelle, (MICHELLE stands next to SANDY.) Jack Sparrow gets one of their children, Tommy, (TOMMY stands next to JACK SPARROW.) but they can't decide who should get the Changeling boy. Should Sandy get the Changeling Boy? (the CHANGELING BOY stands next to SANDY.) Should Jack Sparrow get the Changeling Boy? (the CHANGELING BOY stands next to JACK SPARROW.)
Narrator 1: They don't know.
Narrator 2: And this is why they argue. All the time.
Jack Sparrow and Sandy: (argue incomprehensibly with each other.)
Sandy: He's my Changeling Boy!
Elle: But my client deserves the Changeling Boy.
Jack Sparrow: But I want the Changeling Boy! (yells incomprehensibly)
Paris: You've been drinking too much rum again, Jack Sparrow. You shouldn't get the Changeling Boy because you drink too much rum.
Narrator 1: Shame, shame.