SCENE THREE- Tzeitel Laments Her Lost Love Motel While In The Barn.
Milking.
(CUT TO: CLOSE UP: TZEITEL in the barn. Milking.) Meanwhile, Tzeitel was in the barn.
Narrator 2: MILKING!
Narrator 1: Again. But Austin Powers and Tzeitel were married. (AUSTIN enters and stands next to TZEITEL.) They were in a forced relationship.
Narrator 2: They were in a forced marriage after Tzeitel's husband Motel mysteriously disappeared.
Narrator 1: So her parents made her marry Austin Powers.
Narrator 2: But Austin Powers was having an affair. Cause he didn't love Tzeitel.
Narrator 1: DUM DUM DUM!
Narrator 2: He was having an affair with Mary-Kate Olsen! (MARY-KATE enters in a golden carriage. AUSTIN goes next to her.)
Narrator 1: OH NO! But really, Ashley Olsen was in love with him! (ASHLEY enters and stands next to MARY-KATE)
Ashley: (she sighs lovesickly) I love you, Austin!
Austin: But I love Mary-Kate!
Narrator 2: And Austin and Mary-Kate conducted their love affair right in front of Tzeitel and she could NOT CARE LESS. (AUSTIN and MARY-KATE make out right in front of TZEITEL.) Tzeitel was still sad.
Narrator 1: Over Motel.
Narrator 2: Cause when your husband mysteriously disappears it's very sad.
Narrator 1: So she kept on milking. (TZEITEL milks the cow some more.)
Narrator 2: In the barn.
Narrator 1: But she was having a lot of fun in the barn.
Narrator 2: MILKING. She always did like being in the barn.
Narrator 1: MILKING.
Narrator 2: It was always a great lot of fun. That's why she and Motel used to meet in the barn and say they were milking.
Narrator 1: They used to make out in the barn.
Narrator 2: And pretend that they were milking. But Tzeitel was actually in the barn milking.
Narrator 1: For once. MILKING.
Narrator 2: IN THE BARN.
(CUT TO: CLOSE UP: TZEITEL in the barn. Milking.) Meanwhile, Tzeitel was in the barn.
Narrator 2: MILKING!
Narrator 1: Again. But Austin Powers and Tzeitel were married. (AUSTIN enters and stands next to TZEITEL.) They were in a forced relationship.
Narrator 2: They were in a forced marriage after Tzeitel's husband Motel mysteriously disappeared.
Narrator 1: So her parents made her marry Austin Powers.
Narrator 2: But Austin Powers was having an affair. Cause he didn't love Tzeitel.
Narrator 1: DUM DUM DUM!
Narrator 2: He was having an affair with Mary-Kate Olsen! (MARY-KATE enters in a golden carriage. AUSTIN goes next to her.)
Narrator 1: OH NO! But really, Ashley Olsen was in love with him! (ASHLEY enters and stands next to MARY-KATE)
Ashley: (she sighs lovesickly) I love you, Austin!
Austin: But I love Mary-Kate!
Narrator 2: And Austin and Mary-Kate conducted their love affair right in front of Tzeitel and she could NOT CARE LESS. (AUSTIN and MARY-KATE make out right in front of TZEITEL.) Tzeitel was still sad.
Narrator 1: Over Motel.
Narrator 2: Cause when your husband mysteriously disappears it's very sad.
Narrator 1: So she kept on milking. (TZEITEL milks the cow some more.)
Narrator 2: In the barn.
Narrator 1: But she was having a lot of fun in the barn.
Narrator 2: MILKING. She always did like being in the barn.
Narrator 1: MILKING.
Narrator 2: It was always a great lot of fun. That's why she and Motel used to meet in the barn and say they were milking.
Narrator 1: They used to make out in the barn.
Narrator 2: And pretend that they were milking. But Tzeitel was actually in the barn milking.
Narrator 1: For once. MILKING.
Narrator 2: IN THE BARN.