SCENE FOUR- Sandy and Storm Educate the Children of Happyland
(CUT TO: SANDY and STORM talking.)
Sandy: You know what we should do?
Storm: What should we do, Sandy?
Sandy: I think that we should start up a school, Storm.
Storm: I think that would be great. All of the children in Happyland need to be educated.
Sandy: Like Tommy and Michelle. How are they ever going to get a good education? You know, I do have a degree from Rydell. High School.
Storm: You know, I used to teach at a school.
Sandy: Well, you know what? My friend Frenchie went to beauty school.
Storm: Really? My friend Jean died.
Sandy: Oh. That's just peachy.
Narrator 1: So, Sandy and Storm went and scurried up all the children in the city. (Camera PANS over the city.) Scurry, scurry, scurry, scurry. They scurried up all the children in Happyland. There was.
Narrator 2: Rini! (CUT TO: RINI.)
Narrator 1: (CUT TO: KIM) Kim.
Narrator 2: (CUT TO: MARY-KATE and ASHLEY) Mary-Kate and Ashley.
Narrator 1: (CUT TO: GINNY.) Ginny.
Narrator 2: (CUT TO: HERMIA) Hermia.
Narrator 1: (CUT TO: GERDA) Gerda.
Narrator 2: (CUT TO: TOMMY) Tommy.
Narrator 1: (CUT TO: The CHANGELING BOY) The Changeling Boy.
Narrator 2: (CUT TO: MICHELLE.) And Michelle.
Sandy: (to the children) Do you guys want to go to school?
All the Children: YEAH!
Sandy: OK, little kids come with me.
Storm: And older kids, come with me.
(CUT TO: SANDY teaching TOMMY, MICHELLE, the CHANGELING BOY and RINI.)
Sandy: Okay, what's two plus two?
Michelle: FOUR!
Sandy: No! You're wrong! You're all wrong! GRRRR.
Narrator 2: Sandy was feeling bitter because of her divorce.
(CUT TO: STORM teaching GERDA, HERMIA, GINNY, KIM, MARY-KATE and ASHLEY.)
Storm: So who wants to learn about the. Bill of. (pauses, thinks better of this.) Shakespeare!
Hermia: (raises her hand) I'm a part of Shakespeare, you idiot!
Storm: So why don't you teach us about it then?
Hermia: Fine, I think I shall. (HERMIA goes to the front of the class and begins to teach them about Shakespeare.)
Narrator 2: So Hermia taught all of the other teenagers in the town about Shakespeare.
Hermia: And then there is A Midsummer Night's Dream, which, haha, I'm from.
Narrator 2: Yes, she was very proud of the fact that she was part of Shakespeare. All of the other teenagers didn't really appreciate her antics, (CUT TO: CLOSE UP: GINNY's pissed-off face.) but they figured they would get to talk about themselves in their own due time. (CUT TO: CLOSE UP: KIM sighing.)
(CUT TO: SANDY and the little kids' class.)
Rini: Why do I have to be in a class with all the little kids? I'm ten years old.
Sandy: Well, you need a good education. and you're really not very smart. And you're not a teenager either.
Rini: SO?
Sandy: Well you'll get your time. (KIM enters.) Kim? What are you doing here?
Kim: (to RINI) You know, if my younger brother Randolph was here, he'd be in the same situation you are. But he's not. Ta-ta. (KIM leaves.)
Narrator 1: So Kim left and Sandy kept teaching the small children.
(CUT TO: SANDY and STORM talking.)
Sandy: You know what we should do?
Storm: What should we do, Sandy?
Sandy: I think that we should start up a school, Storm.
Storm: I think that would be great. All of the children in Happyland need to be educated.
Sandy: Like Tommy and Michelle. How are they ever going to get a good education? You know, I do have a degree from Rydell. High School.
Storm: You know, I used to teach at a school.
Sandy: Well, you know what? My friend Frenchie went to beauty school.
Storm: Really? My friend Jean died.
Sandy: Oh. That's just peachy.
Narrator 1: So, Sandy and Storm went and scurried up all the children in the city. (Camera PANS over the city.) Scurry, scurry, scurry, scurry. They scurried up all the children in Happyland. There was.
Narrator 2: Rini! (CUT TO: RINI.)
Narrator 1: (CUT TO: KIM) Kim.
Narrator 2: (CUT TO: MARY-KATE and ASHLEY) Mary-Kate and Ashley.
Narrator 1: (CUT TO: GINNY.) Ginny.
Narrator 2: (CUT TO: HERMIA) Hermia.
Narrator 1: (CUT TO: GERDA) Gerda.
Narrator 2: (CUT TO: TOMMY) Tommy.
Narrator 1: (CUT TO: The CHANGELING BOY) The Changeling Boy.
Narrator 2: (CUT TO: MICHELLE.) And Michelle.
Sandy: (to the children) Do you guys want to go to school?
All the Children: YEAH!
Sandy: OK, little kids come with me.
Storm: And older kids, come with me.
(CUT TO: SANDY teaching TOMMY, MICHELLE, the CHANGELING BOY and RINI.)
Sandy: Okay, what's two plus two?
Michelle: FOUR!
Sandy: No! You're wrong! You're all wrong! GRRRR.
Narrator 2: Sandy was feeling bitter because of her divorce.
(CUT TO: STORM teaching GERDA, HERMIA, GINNY, KIM, MARY-KATE and ASHLEY.)
Storm: So who wants to learn about the. Bill of. (pauses, thinks better of this.) Shakespeare!
Hermia: (raises her hand) I'm a part of Shakespeare, you idiot!
Storm: So why don't you teach us about it then?
Hermia: Fine, I think I shall. (HERMIA goes to the front of the class and begins to teach them about Shakespeare.)
Narrator 2: So Hermia taught all of the other teenagers in the town about Shakespeare.
Hermia: And then there is A Midsummer Night's Dream, which, haha, I'm from.
Narrator 2: Yes, she was very proud of the fact that she was part of Shakespeare. All of the other teenagers didn't really appreciate her antics, (CUT TO: CLOSE UP: GINNY's pissed-off face.) but they figured they would get to talk about themselves in their own due time. (CUT TO: CLOSE UP: KIM sighing.)
(CUT TO: SANDY and the little kids' class.)
Rini: Why do I have to be in a class with all the little kids? I'm ten years old.
Sandy: Well, you need a good education. and you're really not very smart. And you're not a teenager either.
Rini: SO?
Sandy: Well you'll get your time. (KIM enters.) Kim? What are you doing here?
Kim: (to RINI) You know, if my younger brother Randolph was here, he'd be in the same situation you are. But he's not. Ta-ta. (KIM leaves.)
Narrator 1: So Kim left and Sandy kept teaching the small children.