SCENE FIVE- Princess Mia and Princess Leia Battle Over Who Gets to Be the
Next Queen
(CUT TO: THE QUEEN OF THE NIGHT.)
Narrator 2: The Queen of the Night was retiring.
Narrator 1: You really wouldn't think a queen could retire.
Narrator 2: (overly cheerful) But in Happyland anything is possible.
Narrator 1: Anything happy, that is.
Narrator 2: (as PRINCESS LEIA and PRINCESS MIA enter.) So the two
candidates that were eligible to be the next queen were Princess Leia and
Princess Mia. But the Queen of the Night just simply could not decide
which of them should be the next queen.
The Queen of the Night: Should it be you, (turns to PRINCESS LEIA) or you?
(turns to PRINCESS MIA.) I just can't decide.
Narrator 1: So Princess Leia decided to run a campaign and have everyone
vote.
Narrator 2: But Princess Mia, being not really very smart, decided to do
the same thing.
Narrator 1: (as PRINCESS LEIA and PRINCESS MIA begin making campaign
buttons and t-shirts) So they were both running and decided to tell the
entire city-
Narrator 2: Of Happyland-
Narrator 1: That they were going to have a vote. But the Queen of the
Night told everyone. Cause she was better.
(CUT TO: THE QUEEN OF THE NIGHT standing on a podium talking to the town.)
The Queen of the Night: So, everybody, attention.
Austin Powers: (grumpily) WHAT DO YOU WANT?
The Queen of the Night: (ignores him) The princesses are going to have a
vote so you can see who is going to be the next queen and who will reign
over all of you.
Narrator 2: The Queen of the Night wasn't really actually the queen. She
just pretended she was.
Narrator 1: Cause she sounded more important that way.
Narrator 2: Besides, what good is the Queen of the Night if she's not the
queen of anything?
The Queen of the Night: Too bad Happyland is never nighttime. I wish it
would be nighttime, then I could be the queen.
Princess Leia: Well, I'm Princess Leia. That would make me Queen Leia.
Princess Mia: Well, I'm Princess Mia. That would make me Queen Mia!
Princess Leia: (arguing with PRINCESS MIA) Well my name sounds better with
the title.
Princess Mia: Yeah, well I could be Queen Amelia, cause that's my name and
I just go by Mia, haha.
Princess Leia: Whatever, goody-goody.
Narrator 1: CAT FIGHT.
(PRINCESS LEIA and PRINCESS MIA have a catfight.)
Narrator 2: The Queen of the Night ran away and made sure they didn't kill
each other.