SCENE EIGHT- Monica Drives Her Porsche and Argues With Sailor Moon
(CUT TO: MONICA noisily driving her Porsche around.)
Narrator 2: Monica was the only person in all of Happyland who had a car. She loved to drive her Porsche all over the town.
Monica: Oh man, I'm having so much fun driving my Porsche all over the town. I only wish Jack Sparrow could see me now. (giggles)
Narrator 2: Monica loved Jack Sparrow. Don't ask where Chandler went. He just sort of disappeared.
Monica: I wonder where Chandler went. Oh well, Jack Sparrow is much hotter. (giggles)
Narrator 2: One day Sailor Moon was taking a walk in the town. (MONICA drives her Porsche and nearly hits SAILOR MOON as she walks by)
Sailor Moon: Oh my god you nearly hit me with your Porsche!
Monica: Sailor Moon, what are you doing here?
Sailor Moon: I'm taking a walk, you. (tries to think of a good insult) ninny.
Monica: Meatball head!
Sailor Moon: (starts to cry) WHAAAAA! You're mean! I hate you!
Monica: Stop whining, you stupid twat. (SAILOR MOON stops crying.)
Sailor Moon: What kind of a word is that?
Monica: A good one.
Narrator 1: Cat fight!
(SAILOR MOON and MONICA get in a catfight.)
Monica: (stopping the fight) This is kind of pointless. We're not teenagers any more.
Sailor Moon: Well. I am. (giggles)
Monica: I'm too mature for these stupid cat fights. I'm getting in my Porsche and driving off.
Sailor Moon: (completely changing the point as she bars MONICA from entering her car) But you want to change the Changeling Boy's name!
Monica: Yes. They were supposed to change it to Jim-Bob.
Sailor Moon: But his name should stay the Changeling Boy.
Monica: No it shouldn't!
Sailor Moon: But if they re-name him Jim-Bob, you'll never know it was the Changeling Boy.
Monica: Yeah they will!
Sailor Moon: How? By calling him Jim-Bob the Changeling Boy? That's a bit of a mouthful.
Monica: Oh, shut up.
Sailor Moon: (starts to cry) WHAAAAA! YOU DON'T LIKE ME!
Monica: I'm too mature for this. I'm getting back in my Porsche and driving off. (she gets in her Porsche and rolls down the window) But his name is going to be Jim-Bob. (MONICA begins to manically laugh.)
Narrator 1: She laughed manically and drove away in her Porsche as Sailor Moon sat there and cried. (MONICA drives away in her Porsche and SAILOR MOON sits there and cries.)
(CUT TO: MONICA noisily driving her Porsche around.)
Narrator 2: Monica was the only person in all of Happyland who had a car. She loved to drive her Porsche all over the town.
Monica: Oh man, I'm having so much fun driving my Porsche all over the town. I only wish Jack Sparrow could see me now. (giggles)
Narrator 2: Monica loved Jack Sparrow. Don't ask where Chandler went. He just sort of disappeared.
Monica: I wonder where Chandler went. Oh well, Jack Sparrow is much hotter. (giggles)
Narrator 2: One day Sailor Moon was taking a walk in the town. (MONICA drives her Porsche and nearly hits SAILOR MOON as she walks by)
Sailor Moon: Oh my god you nearly hit me with your Porsche!
Monica: Sailor Moon, what are you doing here?
Sailor Moon: I'm taking a walk, you. (tries to think of a good insult) ninny.
Monica: Meatball head!
Sailor Moon: (starts to cry) WHAAAAA! You're mean! I hate you!
Monica: Stop whining, you stupid twat. (SAILOR MOON stops crying.)
Sailor Moon: What kind of a word is that?
Monica: A good one.
Narrator 1: Cat fight!
(SAILOR MOON and MONICA get in a catfight.)
Monica: (stopping the fight) This is kind of pointless. We're not teenagers any more.
Sailor Moon: Well. I am. (giggles)
Monica: I'm too mature for these stupid cat fights. I'm getting in my Porsche and driving off.
Sailor Moon: (completely changing the point as she bars MONICA from entering her car) But you want to change the Changeling Boy's name!
Monica: Yes. They were supposed to change it to Jim-Bob.
Sailor Moon: But his name should stay the Changeling Boy.
Monica: No it shouldn't!
Sailor Moon: But if they re-name him Jim-Bob, you'll never know it was the Changeling Boy.
Monica: Yeah they will!
Sailor Moon: How? By calling him Jim-Bob the Changeling Boy? That's a bit of a mouthful.
Monica: Oh, shut up.
Sailor Moon: (starts to cry) WHAAAAA! YOU DON'T LIKE ME!
Monica: I'm too mature for this. I'm getting back in my Porsche and driving off. (she gets in her Porsche and rolls down the window) But his name is going to be Jim-Bob. (MONICA begins to manically laugh.)
Narrator 1: She laughed manically and drove away in her Porsche as Sailor Moon sat there and cried. (MONICA drives away in her Porsche and SAILOR MOON sits there and cries.)