SCENE NINE- Sandy and Jack Sparrow Argue About the Changeling Boy And Tommy
and Michelle Feel Unloved and Unwanted
(CUT TO: SANDY and JACK SPARROW'S house. They're sitting at the picnic table in front and arguing.)
Sandy: But I want the Changeling Boy!
Jack Sparrow: He's my Changeling Boy!
Sandy: No, he's my Changeling Boy!
Jack Sparrow: He's mine. You should know that.
Sandy: (with disgust) You're a drunk.
Narrator 1: (CUT TO: TOMMY and MICHELLE in their bedroom talking) Back at the ranch, Tommy and Michelle were feeling unloved and unwanted.
Narrator 2: Yes. They were very sad because their parents didn't spend any time arguing over who ought to get either of them. It was all just about the Changeling Boy.
Tommy: Stupid Changeling Boy.
Michelle: (whiny) Changeling Boy, Changeling Boy, Changeling Boy!
Tommy: It's all they ever talk about.
Michelle: Every single day.
Tommy: I mean, it's ridiculous. It's just the stupid Changeling Boy.
Michelle: I hate this. It really bursts my bubble.
Tommy: Your personal bubble?
Michelle: No. Just my bubble.
Tommy: Oh. well. mine too.
Michelle: Maybe we ought to do something really obnoxious to get their attention.
Tommy: Yeah! Like cry! (TOMMY and MICHELLE begin to cry.)
Narrator 2: And so they cried. This didn't get their parents' attention. (CUT TO: SANDY and JACK SPARROW where we last left them.)
Sandy: Do you hear something?
Jack Sparrow: Nah. It's probably just the wind. (they resume arguing. CUT TO: MICHELLE and TOMMY, disheartened that their plan didn't work.)
Michelle: Maybe I should start saying. you got it, dude!
Tommy: What should I start saying? (they pause.)
(CUT TO: SANDY and JACK SPARROW'S house. They're sitting at the picnic table in front and arguing.)
Sandy: But I want the Changeling Boy!
Jack Sparrow: He's my Changeling Boy!
Sandy: No, he's my Changeling Boy!
Jack Sparrow: He's mine. You should know that.
Sandy: (with disgust) You're a drunk.
Narrator 1: (CUT TO: TOMMY and MICHELLE in their bedroom talking) Back at the ranch, Tommy and Michelle were feeling unloved and unwanted.
Narrator 2: Yes. They were very sad because their parents didn't spend any time arguing over who ought to get either of them. It was all just about the Changeling Boy.
Tommy: Stupid Changeling Boy.
Michelle: (whiny) Changeling Boy, Changeling Boy, Changeling Boy!
Tommy: It's all they ever talk about.
Michelle: Every single day.
Tommy: I mean, it's ridiculous. It's just the stupid Changeling Boy.
Michelle: I hate this. It really bursts my bubble.
Tommy: Your personal bubble?
Michelle: No. Just my bubble.
Tommy: Oh. well. mine too.
Michelle: Maybe we ought to do something really obnoxious to get their attention.
Tommy: Yeah! Like cry! (TOMMY and MICHELLE begin to cry.)
Narrator 2: And so they cried. This didn't get their parents' attention. (CUT TO: SANDY and JACK SPARROW where we last left them.)
Sandy: Do you hear something?
Jack Sparrow: Nah. It's probably just the wind. (they resume arguing. CUT TO: MICHELLE and TOMMY, disheartened that their plan didn't work.)
Michelle: Maybe I should start saying. you got it, dude!
Tommy: What should I start saying? (they pause.)