by Kayla
Disclaimer: Santa hasn't shown up with them yet, but I have lots of rope just ready to tie up them reindeer. Heh, this'll teach him to ignore my Christmas list!
Note: Part of the Slash Advent Calendar Challenge - Dec. 22nd
"I don't believe this."
"What's that, luv?"
"Stop calling me that! I can't believe I had sex with you! Twice!"
"Um, pet? It was three times. See, there was the mistletoe, then the eggnog, then the blowjob earlier-- which, by the way, you still haven't paid me back for."
"Paid you---oh no! I am not-- No way!"
"Aw, come on Xan. Turnabout an' all that. S'only fair."
"I am not--Spike! Put your pants back on!"
"Nope."
"Would you-- get that away from me! I am not sucking your--mmmph!"
"Mmmmm."
"...Spike? You taste funny."
"...I just gave you a blowjob, what'd you expect."
"Eep!"
"Now..."
"No. Huh-uh! Back, you fiend!"
"Oh fine! Be that way!"
"..."
"..."
"Spike, what are you--ack! Oh! Ooooohhhh..."
"Nice, pet?"
"Sssssspiiiiiike..."
"Can't let all these lovely hot chestnuts go to waste, can I?"
"That's...ow! Hot! You...ohhhhhh..."
"You got such pretty little nipples, Xan. Look how the just peak up for me."
"Oooooohhh...mouth...with the tongue...mmmmm...ah! Oh! Hot! Very....mmmmm."
"What about one riiiight...here."
"Spiiiiiiiike! Ungh!"
"Or...here. And I could do this too..."
"Eeek! Ooh...ooh...ooh..."
"Or I could always do this..."
"Ah! Uhhhhhh! Spiiiike!"
"...well that was quick."
"..."
"Ok, now you're two up on me. This really ain't fair, luv."
"..."
"Now you just be a good boy an' open up for Spike..."
"Hmmmm?"
"That's it, pet. Just a bit wider. Wanna see your lips wrapped around me."
"Mmmph!"
"Shhh. That's right. Not gonna hurt you. Now just suck a little--ah! Yes!"
"Mmmph-hmmmph?"
"Shit! Do that again!"
"Hrrmmmph?"
"Yes! Oh! Lemme in, Xan. Ooohhh...."
"Ulg!"
"Yeah, like that...just...relax your throat a bit..."
"..."
"Ahhhh...oh god, Xan..."
"Hmmmmm..."
"Yeah...oh! Do the thing again...with the tongue. Ah!"
"Mmmmph?"
"Use the...ah! Teeth! Oh god, More! Do it again!"
"Mmmm..."
"Yes! Yesssss! Ah! Oh! Uuuuuuhhhhhhh..."
"..."
"...that was...bloody...fantastic, luv."
"Hrmmmph!"
"What? Oh, sorry 'bout that. Lemme just..."
"Gack! Ack!"
"What is your problem now?"
"You...you came in my mouth!"
"Well if you wanna go gettin' all technical about it, I came in your throat. Although you do have a little bit..."
"Mmmmph!"
"Mmmmm."
"I taste so good inside you, luv."
"Don't call me--eep!"
"Well look at that. These chestnuts are still nice an' warm."
"Spike, you can't--oooohhhhh..."
"Oh yeah, pet. You like that, don't you?"
"Oooohhhhh....damn...chestnuts...ah!"
"Just relax..."
"Spike! You can't put a chestnut there!"
Finit.
Next up: Gingerbread