Shessomaru got runned over by a reindeer!

Outside his cave on Christmas eve!

You may not believe in Santa Claus!

But as for me & Jaken we believe!

He was drinking too much sake

And we begged him not to go

But he left his boa

And stumbled out into the snow

We found shessomaru Christmas morning

Laying face down in the snow!

With hoove marks on his back!

And half an antler up his–

Mina: HO HO HO!!

Shessomaru got runned over by a reindeer!

Outside his cave on Christmas eve!

You may not believe in Santa Claus!

But as for me & Jaken we believe!

Jaken joined up with Inu-Yasha

Since he had no other place to go

Then he ran off with Naraku

Who calls Jaken his bitch & he's his hoe

Now Mina is sitting here wondering

"Why the hell did I write that?!"

Oh yeah! Cause this is funny!

And it is a proven fact!

That Shessomaru got runned over by a reindeer!

Outside his cave on Christmas eve!

You may not believe in Santa Claus!

But as for me & Jaken we believe!

Inu-Yasha: ME TOO!! ::Celebrating::

(A/N: To Tricky-the-kitsune-youkia: I'm working on the Frosty song!)