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Chapter 12~Revenge (Jelp style)
When Sirius went to sit down in Charms, his chair moved out and he fell to the floor with a thump. Everyone
was already working and he had broken the silence, everyone turned to look at him. The classroom erupted
with laughter, as Sirius straightened up and attempted, but failed, to sit on his chair for the second time. He
looked around the classroom suspiciously and muttered the counter curse. "As you've finally managed to take
your seat Mr Black, could you please explain to me why you arrived late to my lesson?" Sirius looked at the
Professor and tried to think of a half decent excuse. He was too embarrassed to say that he'd found bird shit in
his hair when he got up at 8:25. The Professor tutted when he failed to come up with an excuse. "Well, I
suppose it will be another ten points from Gryffindor then."
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The History of Magic lesson was even worse. Sirius sat between James and Lily. His work kept erasing itself,
his chair had been cursed again and he was starting to get pissed off. He turned to talk to James and felt
something land on his head for the second time that day. James laughed uncontrollably as Sirius got up and
stormed out of the class. When Sirius had disappeared James and Lily high- fived. Laura was starting to get
suspicious, so they decided to reveal themselves at dinnertime.
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At dinnertime, Sirius put a forkful of spaghetti into his mouth and spat it out a few seconds later when he
realised that it was squirming. As he looked down at his plate, a blob of bird shit fell on the front of his head,
and some of it proceeded to trickle down his forehead. He looked back down at his plate, where the worm
spaghetti had manoeuvred itself to form the words:
YoUR WoNdERfuL DaY WaS BoUGhT To YoU By JELP
He gazed down at the plate, trying to figure it out. His main thought came out aloud. "JELP?! WHAT THE F-"
As if answering him, the four letters rearranged themselves.
JP LE
His mouth hung open for a minute before the spaghetti exploded with a loud bang, engulfing him in smoke. He
turned to Lily and James, as if in answer Lily said, "That's what you get for pranking my boyfriend. It would've
been worse, but as you're his friend." Sirius was gob smacked and speechless for nearly two minutes. Then he
seemed to come to his senses and said, "So, how long have you been together then?"
"A week."
"A week?! You were pretending all that time! James you git, I've been nice to you all week for absolutely no
reason!" He turned to Laura. "Did you know?"
"No, honey. I would give you a hug, but you've still got bird shit on your forehead." Laura stifled a laugh as
she said this. "Who made up that bird shit spell?"
"Me." Lily said, "James did the work erasing spell and the spaghetti."
"Whoa, I love that bird shit spell. You have to teach me."
"No, sorry. Only members of Jelp will have access to said information." James replied.
"And what exactly did you need to get me back for James?"
"1) You told my parents about Lily, 2) You pushed me off my chair backwards, 3) You turned my hair mould
green for a week, 4) You put an ants nest in my bed, 5) You made most of my belongings explode when you
were supposedly being 'nice' to me......the list is endless."
"Okay, okay I get the point. We won't prank each other anymore."
"Deal."
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Lily and James spent a lot of their spare time together, talking, hugging, kissing and enjoying one another's
company. Sirius hadn't pulled any more pranks on James and the efforts of the Marauders (minus Peter) were
going into a huge ambitious plan for a last day of Hogwarts prank. The Easter holidays were approaching.
James and Lily had arranged to have a day out with each other, well at least one day. Lily had said
that it was James' turn to decide where they went. They were going to take a break from their schoolwork
and revise after the Easter holidays. Sirius planned to revise only at the last minute, on the days immediately
before each exam (A/N sounds like me!). Remus, Lily and Laura revised in the time between the end of
lessons and dinnertime for as long as they could concentrate. James revised with Lily, Laura and Remus when
he didn't have Quidditch practise. Peter spent hours revising (longer than anyone else), but he couldn't
remember any of it and was constantly asking people for help.
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The last day of spring term arrived and the students climbed aboard the Hogwarts Express once again. Lily,
James, Laura, Sirius, Remus and Reeni played Charades on the train, working in pairs. Peter didn't have
anyone to pair up with and as there were only six seats to each compartment, he got chucked out (and
because he was annoying too!). Sirius and Laura won (Lily suspected that Sirius had cheated somehow) and
the game finished roughly half way through the train ride. James and Lily spent the rest of the train journey
talking about their day out and kissing passionately. Sirius and Laura planted some voice activated Crap
bombs in the passageway. When people talked, the bombs exploded sending rabbit droppings and cow pat in
all directions. Remus and Reeni talked whilst playing wizard chess. Remus got beaten for once. When they
reached the station they all hugged each other before setting off in their own directions. Lily, Laura and Reeni
walked through the barrier to the muggle train station to meet their parents. James' parents met him and
Sirius on the platform. Remus apparated to his house.
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Thank you to everyone who reviewed the previous chapter. I will try to update on Mondays from now on because I have to go to a Tech workshop on Wednesdays when I normally update. I have a lot of homework to do at the moment and I have mock exams and Awards Evening this week so I'm sorry if I don't always update on time. I will try though! To explain about the name Reeni Tramp: Reeni is a name that my sister calls herself, like a nickname. I used the surname Tramp because my sister is annoying and I often call her a Tramp. I'm glad people found the bird shit trick funny! Peter isn't in the chapter much, or the whole fanfic really because I don't like him. I'm sorry to Sirius for being mean to him in this chapter - he's my favourite character (explains why I hate Peter!). Thanks to Clever- Hermione for the spelling of swap-lol, I had another stupid moment! PLEASE READ BELOW! Next chapter: James + Lily's holidays, maybe they'll meet each other's parents. Please review and say whether you would like a chapter about Sirius and Laura's holidays. Once again thank you and please, please click the little button below and submit a review, however long or short!
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Chapter 12~Revenge (Jelp style)
When Sirius went to sit down in Charms, his chair moved out and he fell to the floor with a thump. Everyone
was already working and he had broken the silence, everyone turned to look at him. The classroom erupted
with laughter, as Sirius straightened up and attempted, but failed, to sit on his chair for the second time. He
looked around the classroom suspiciously and muttered the counter curse. "As you've finally managed to take
your seat Mr Black, could you please explain to me why you arrived late to my lesson?" Sirius looked at the
Professor and tried to think of a half decent excuse. He was too embarrassed to say that he'd found bird shit in
his hair when he got up at 8:25. The Professor tutted when he failed to come up with an excuse. "Well, I
suppose it will be another ten points from Gryffindor then."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The History of Magic lesson was even worse. Sirius sat between James and Lily. His work kept erasing itself,
his chair had been cursed again and he was starting to get pissed off. He turned to talk to James and felt
something land on his head for the second time that day. James laughed uncontrollably as Sirius got up and
stormed out of the class. When Sirius had disappeared James and Lily high- fived. Laura was starting to get
suspicious, so they decided to reveal themselves at dinnertime.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
At dinnertime, Sirius put a forkful of spaghetti into his mouth and spat it out a few seconds later when he
realised that it was squirming. As he looked down at his plate, a blob of bird shit fell on the front of his head,
and some of it proceeded to trickle down his forehead. He looked back down at his plate, where the worm
spaghetti had manoeuvred itself to form the words:
YoUR WoNdERfuL DaY WaS BoUGhT To YoU By JELP
He gazed down at the plate, trying to figure it out. His main thought came out aloud. "JELP?! WHAT THE F-"
As if answering him, the four letters rearranged themselves.
JP LE
His mouth hung open for a minute before the spaghetti exploded with a loud bang, engulfing him in smoke. He
turned to Lily and James, as if in answer Lily said, "That's what you get for pranking my boyfriend. It would've
been worse, but as you're his friend." Sirius was gob smacked and speechless for nearly two minutes. Then he
seemed to come to his senses and said, "So, how long have you been together then?"
"A week."
"A week?! You were pretending all that time! James you git, I've been nice to you all week for absolutely no
reason!" He turned to Laura. "Did you know?"
"No, honey. I would give you a hug, but you've still got bird shit on your forehead." Laura stifled a laugh as
she said this. "Who made up that bird shit spell?"
"Me." Lily said, "James did the work erasing spell and the spaghetti."
"Whoa, I love that bird shit spell. You have to teach me."
"No, sorry. Only members of Jelp will have access to said information." James replied.
"And what exactly did you need to get me back for James?"
"1) You told my parents about Lily, 2) You pushed me off my chair backwards, 3) You turned my hair mould
green for a week, 4) You put an ants nest in my bed, 5) You made most of my belongings explode when you
were supposedly being 'nice' to me......the list is endless."
"Okay, okay I get the point. We won't prank each other anymore."
"Deal."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lily and James spent a lot of their spare time together, talking, hugging, kissing and enjoying one another's
company. Sirius hadn't pulled any more pranks on James and the efforts of the Marauders (minus Peter) were
going into a huge ambitious plan for a last day of Hogwarts prank. The Easter holidays were approaching.
James and Lily had arranged to have a day out with each other, well at least one day. Lily had said
that it was James' turn to decide where they went. They were going to take a break from their schoolwork
and revise after the Easter holidays. Sirius planned to revise only at the last minute, on the days immediately
before each exam (A/N sounds like me!). Remus, Lily and Laura revised in the time between the end of
lessons and dinnertime for as long as they could concentrate. James revised with Lily, Laura and Remus when
he didn't have Quidditch practise. Peter spent hours revising (longer than anyone else), but he couldn't
remember any of it and was constantly asking people for help.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The last day of spring term arrived and the students climbed aboard the Hogwarts Express once again. Lily,
James, Laura, Sirius, Remus and Reeni played Charades on the train, working in pairs. Peter didn't have
anyone to pair up with and as there were only six seats to each compartment, he got chucked out (and
because he was annoying too!). Sirius and Laura won (Lily suspected that Sirius had cheated somehow) and
the game finished roughly half way through the train ride. James and Lily spent the rest of the train journey
talking about their day out and kissing passionately. Sirius and Laura planted some voice activated Crap
bombs in the passageway. When people talked, the bombs exploded sending rabbit droppings and cow pat in
all directions. Remus and Reeni talked whilst playing wizard chess. Remus got beaten for once. When they
reached the station they all hugged each other before setting off in their own directions. Lily, Laura and Reeni
walked through the barrier to the muggle train station to meet their parents. James' parents met him and
Sirius on the platform. Remus apparated to his house.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Thank you to everyone who reviewed the previous chapter. I will try to update on Mondays from now on because I have to go to a Tech workshop on Wednesdays when I normally update. I have a lot of homework to do at the moment and I have mock exams and Awards Evening this week so I'm sorry if I don't always update on time. I will try though! To explain about the name Reeni Tramp: Reeni is a name that my sister calls herself, like a nickname. I used the surname Tramp because my sister is annoying and I often call her a Tramp. I'm glad people found the bird shit trick funny! Peter isn't in the chapter much, or the whole fanfic really because I don't like him. I'm sorry to Sirius for being mean to him in this chapter - he's my favourite character (explains why I hate Peter!). Thanks to Clever- Hermione for the spelling of swap-lol, I had another stupid moment! PLEASE READ BELOW! Next chapter: James + Lily's holidays, maybe they'll meet each other's parents. Please review and say whether you would like a chapter about Sirius and Laura's holidays. Once again thank you and please, please click the little button below and submit a review, however long or short!
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