Chapter 2!

Onboard the S.S. Storyboatwithnonamebutanakaneededtofillspacesothisworks!

Xelloss: ….*smiles* You know Anaka-chan you should rename it the "S.S. Evil Eyes"

Anaka: ooohhhhh …but no.

Xelloss: Why not?

Anaka: BECAUSE!! *. It'd be too much work and I'm lazy

Xelloss: I'm not gonna argue that

Anaka: What?!

Xelloss: nothing!

Anaka: I can make you fall in love with Amelia! Remember! I HAVE THE POWER!

Xelloss: ..okay okay you win! *runs off*

Anaka: ON WITH THE STORY!!!

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Anaka: *clears throat* Our story picks up with all our heroes onboard the S.S…aww screw it you already know! Anyways, they're on the boat!

Xelloss: Everybody comfortable? ^_^

Lina: I'm hungry! Any food on this ride?

Xelloss: Right over there *points to a door with a bunch of spikes hanging over it that have a trap so if the door is opened they fall down*

Lina: Um Xel?

Xelloss: Yes?

Lina: I'M IN A BLINDFOLD!!!

Xelloss: Oh right *smiles* Well just follow your nose.

Lina: *sniffs the air* I don't smell anything…

Zelgadiss: That would be a first

Xelloss: let me show you the way *gets up to open the door for her (having momentarily forgotten the spikes until they fall on him* AHH ….

Zelgadiss: I knew this place was a trap! Where are we REALLY going?

Xelloss: I already told you

Zelgadiss: *rips off the blindfold then tackles Xel* WHERE?

Xelloss: Fiesty today aren't we? *teleports out of Zel's grasp and then does the collar and leash and blindfold thing to Zel* Now I've warned you all, no misbehaving! *usual smile as cuts rapidly disappear*

Zelgadiss: LET ME LOOSE! WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!

Xelloss: Which is why I'm not letting you loose!

Zelgadiss: *grumbles under his breath*

Xelloss: I can hear you

Zelgadiss: .

Lina: I think I've lost my appetite

Amelia: Two firsts in one day! Wow Lina! You're on a role today!

Lina: ….*eye twitch under blindfold* WTH IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? HUH?!

Amelia: Nothing Miss Lina! Honest!

Lina: You're not being very "justice-loving" today *laughs*

Amelia: Bite me

Zelgadiss: ….what have you done with Lina and Amelia? That's not like them at all!

Xelloss: I actually didn't do anything. I think Anaka changed them for her own personal pleasure

Zelgadiss: who is "Anaka" and how could ANYONE get ANY pleasure out of this?

Xelloss: Hentai fans might like that I have 2 ppl on a chain leash and collar

Hentai fans: Oh yeah! Light porn! GIVE US THE PORN!

Anaka: ….. *growls* I'm gonna kill you all *runs off on a killing spree*

Xelloss: Um where did Anaka go? How is this fic still being written? …..EVEN I AM CONFUSED!

Zelgadiss: Anyone wanna translate that and tell me wtf he's talking about?

Lina: I dunno

Amelia: This "anaka" person doesn't seem to be on the side of JUSTICE!

Xelloss: Nope she's just a psychopathic fan that got bored of reading and decided to write something

Anaka: I HEARD THAT!! I SWEAR I'LL MAKE THIS AND X/A FIC!

Xelloss: You're an A too ya know

Anaka: I MEANT AMELIA!!

Amelia: what is that voice talking about?

*boat suddenly stops*

Xelloss: Look at that!

Lina: *reminds Xel* Blindfold…

Xelloss: …WE'RE HERE!!

All but Xel and the laugh Anaka: *gulp*

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Anaka: Okay well that wasn't too gosh darn exciting but I've gotta get ready

1 whole review! *smiles* I feel honored! You can even flame me! I don't care! I'll just mention my extreme distaste for you PUBLICLY AND ON MY 2 WEBSITES! *muhahahahaha*

Xelloss: Sometimes your evil is even too much for me. You're like the evil version of Lina

Anaka: THANKS! *smiles again* I'll take that as a compliment! K well lunchtime now, gotta get ready to get horrible gifts but smile not and pretend to like them..you know that sorta thing

Xelloss: See what I mean? oh and as to the you taking that as a compliment…*coughItwasn'tcoughcough*

Anaka: I HEARD THAT!!

Xelloss: *disappears*

Anaka: Oh he's gonna pay. NEXT CHAPTER AMELIA IS GONNA SING HER HEART OUT! BYE!