Chapter 3!
Anaka: I've told you all that Amelia gets to sing today! AND EVEN THOUGH I'VE BEEN BEGGED FOR HER NOT TOO SHE STILL IS!! only cuz i'm not gonna be a liar and Xelloss needs to be punished.
Xelloss: Does killing people count as punishment? Because I'll be laughing at that one person who said they'd die.
Anaka: wanna know something ironic?
Xelloss: what?
Anaka: Amelia's singing praises life and makes it seem happy when 1. it sucks. 2. her singing makes life worse.
Xelloss: Which is exactly why you shouldn't let her sing
Anaka: TOO BAD! *muahahahahahahaha* ON WITH THE STORY! YAY!
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Anaka: Our dear boat the S.S. ...(Xelloss: evil eyes!!) ....the S.S. Evil Eyes..*sighs* has landed at Wolfpack Island...what mysterys await our blindfolded friends....and amelia (amelia: HEY! I dunno who you are but you aren't being very just!)?
Xelloss: Everyone you are free to take off your blindfolds..*takes off Zel and Filia's*
Filia: *now conscious* LET ME FREE!!! I DEMAND IT!
Zelgadiss: *also conscious* Let US free or we're gonna kill you when we get free
Xelloss: when is the key word *drags them behind him and off the boat*
Lina, Amelia, Gourry: *take off blindfolds*
Gourry: Lina I'm hungry
Lina: Shut up and get off the boat! *pushes Gourry off*
Amelia: Wait for me! *runs after the group*
Anaka: Infront of our group is the small ...*hehe* on Wolfpack, many wolves can be heard growling at the intruders as they walk up to the door.
Xelloss: Don't fear Fluffy and her friends. They're nice
Lina: And probably have rabies
Xelloss: I said nice not healthy.
Lina: that's why I said they have rabies
Xelloss: you said PROBABLY have rabies...not that they DID have rabies
Lina; *readys fireball and gives Xell a death glare*
Xelloss: hehe...shall we go inside? *opens a giant door and leads them down a marble hallway with various wooden doors every once in awhile*
Lina: How far is it to where she is?!
Xelloss: Sore wa...*gets deathglare again* ...Right up ahead at the end of the hall...
Lina: that's better.
Gourry: Can we just run?
Amelia: I don't like this place, it's scary
Filia: *twitching all over* there are Mazoku all over this place...there is plenty of reason to be scared!
Zelgadiss: Why did you make me go, Amelia?
Amelia: because we had to give him a chance...
Xelloss: You all are fine
Lina: *whispers to Amelia* If anything goes wrong we all sing "Life is wonderful" and take off running
Amelia: Right. Great plan.
Xelloss: *turns around* You won't get past Fluffy if you try it. You'll be eaten alive.
Lina: *sees image of giant rabid wolves chasing her* ...*sweatdrop* hehe...
Xelloss: Here we are. I suggest you bow as soon as we enter. Zelas awaits us. *opens a gigantic door and enters bowing* I've brought them...just as you wished Mistress.
Zelas: All of them? That easily. Xelloss, my general/priest, go fetch me another bottle of red wine...leave the guests here with me...
Xelloss: As you wish...*bows again and then leaves the room*
Lina: Uh hehe....
Zelas: Lina Inverse, Gourry Gabriev, Filia Ul Copt, Princess Amelia Wil Tesla Sailunne, and Zelgadiss Greyword...welcome to Wolfpack.
Lina: yeah..uh...nice to...be here...
Zelas: Don't be scared. I've brought you here to protect you. You see, some mazoku have been out to kill you for killing some pretty high class Mazoku. So I've brought you here to live with me for a little while. Xelloss's room is vacant for one of you...I'm sure as you can see by the size of this place I have plenty of room for you.
Xelloss: *teleports into the room with a new bottle of red wine from the cellars* Here you are. *hand her the bottle*
Zelas: Thank you Xelloss. I was just telling them that they need to live here for awhile. I'm giving Lina your room. Have a problem?
Xelloss: Uh...no Mistress...where shall I be staying in the mean time?
Zelas: You'll be out killing those damn traitors..that's where you'll be staying!
Xelloss: Yes ma'am
Lina: *whispers to amelia* didn't he say this was his mother?
Zelas: So he told you that did he? Yes, I am his mother. He does everything I tell him too. That's why he's my servant. Better than some low-level that would gladly betray me and tell all my secrets...Like the one about me being his MOTHER!!
Xelloss: *gulp* I'm so sorry...uh..I'll be off to kill the traitors...bye! *teleports away*
Lina: uh oh...
Zelas: . he's in trouble when he gets back!!
Anaka: *appears in the room* Oh I was SUPPOSED to punish him earilier
Zelas: Anaka...WHO ASKED YOU?!
Anaka: *sticks out tongue* I'm capable of letting Lina kill you...
Lina: why am I being dragged into this?
Anaka: My name is Anaka Deto. I'm an author and I'm narrating this story so if you don't all do as I say you are all gonna be severly punished! Like in the next chapter..in the mean time...since Zelas isn't being very just..(*ehhh can't believe I said that*) Amelia ...is going to sing like I said she would!
Amelia: *sings* A girl who has justice...at her side...never has to fearrrrr!
Anaka: *covers ears* Okay well thats the end of our chapter
Amelia: *stops* But I didn't get to finish!!
Anaka: I DON'T CARE!! I said you'll sing..not you'll sing a very long song that nobody wants to hear.. okay well...
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Anaka: that's the end of that chapter...please review!
Xelloss: hahahahaha! I wasn't there to hear it
Anaka: You'll get your turn!
Xelloss: ...fun-wrecker.
Anaka: I'm letting you go out and kill things and I'M the fun-wrecker?!
Xelloss: that's right you are
Anaka: Oh well bite me.
Xelloss: Okay *runs after anaka and tries to bite her*
Anaka: AHHHHHH! JA NE!!! I'VE GOTTA RUN!!
Anaka: I've told you all that Amelia gets to sing today! AND EVEN THOUGH I'VE BEEN BEGGED FOR HER NOT TOO SHE STILL IS!! only cuz i'm not gonna be a liar and Xelloss needs to be punished.
Xelloss: Does killing people count as punishment? Because I'll be laughing at that one person who said they'd die.
Anaka: wanna know something ironic?
Xelloss: what?
Anaka: Amelia's singing praises life and makes it seem happy when 1. it sucks. 2. her singing makes life worse.
Xelloss: Which is exactly why you shouldn't let her sing
Anaka: TOO BAD! *muahahahahahahaha* ON WITH THE STORY! YAY!
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Anaka: Our dear boat the S.S. ...(Xelloss: evil eyes!!) ....the S.S. Evil Eyes..*sighs* has landed at Wolfpack Island...what mysterys await our blindfolded friends....and amelia (amelia: HEY! I dunno who you are but you aren't being very just!)?
Xelloss: Everyone you are free to take off your blindfolds..*takes off Zel and Filia's*
Filia: *now conscious* LET ME FREE!!! I DEMAND IT!
Zelgadiss: *also conscious* Let US free or we're gonna kill you when we get free
Xelloss: when is the key word *drags them behind him and off the boat*
Lina, Amelia, Gourry: *take off blindfolds*
Gourry: Lina I'm hungry
Lina: Shut up and get off the boat! *pushes Gourry off*
Amelia: Wait for me! *runs after the group*
Anaka: Infront of our group is the small ...*hehe* on Wolfpack, many wolves can be heard growling at the intruders as they walk up to the door.
Xelloss: Don't fear Fluffy and her friends. They're nice
Lina: And probably have rabies
Xelloss: I said nice not healthy.
Lina: that's why I said they have rabies
Xelloss: you said PROBABLY have rabies...not that they DID have rabies
Lina; *readys fireball and gives Xell a death glare*
Xelloss: hehe...shall we go inside? *opens a giant door and leads them down a marble hallway with various wooden doors every once in awhile*
Lina: How far is it to where she is?!
Xelloss: Sore wa...*gets deathglare again* ...Right up ahead at the end of the hall...
Lina: that's better.
Gourry: Can we just run?
Amelia: I don't like this place, it's scary
Filia: *twitching all over* there are Mazoku all over this place...there is plenty of reason to be scared!
Zelgadiss: Why did you make me go, Amelia?
Amelia: because we had to give him a chance...
Xelloss: You all are fine
Lina: *whispers to Amelia* If anything goes wrong we all sing "Life is wonderful" and take off running
Amelia: Right. Great plan.
Xelloss: *turns around* You won't get past Fluffy if you try it. You'll be eaten alive.
Lina: *sees image of giant rabid wolves chasing her* ...*sweatdrop* hehe...
Xelloss: Here we are. I suggest you bow as soon as we enter. Zelas awaits us. *opens a gigantic door and enters bowing* I've brought them...just as you wished Mistress.
Zelas: All of them? That easily. Xelloss, my general/priest, go fetch me another bottle of red wine...leave the guests here with me...
Xelloss: As you wish...*bows again and then leaves the room*
Lina: Uh hehe....
Zelas: Lina Inverse, Gourry Gabriev, Filia Ul Copt, Princess Amelia Wil Tesla Sailunne, and Zelgadiss Greyword...welcome to Wolfpack.
Lina: yeah..uh...nice to...be here...
Zelas: Don't be scared. I've brought you here to protect you. You see, some mazoku have been out to kill you for killing some pretty high class Mazoku. So I've brought you here to live with me for a little while. Xelloss's room is vacant for one of you...I'm sure as you can see by the size of this place I have plenty of room for you.
Xelloss: *teleports into the room with a new bottle of red wine from the cellars* Here you are. *hand her the bottle*
Zelas: Thank you Xelloss. I was just telling them that they need to live here for awhile. I'm giving Lina your room. Have a problem?
Xelloss: Uh...no Mistress...where shall I be staying in the mean time?
Zelas: You'll be out killing those damn traitors..that's where you'll be staying!
Xelloss: Yes ma'am
Lina: *whispers to amelia* didn't he say this was his mother?
Zelas: So he told you that did he? Yes, I am his mother. He does everything I tell him too. That's why he's my servant. Better than some low-level that would gladly betray me and tell all my secrets...Like the one about me being his MOTHER!!
Xelloss: *gulp* I'm so sorry...uh..I'll be off to kill the traitors...bye! *teleports away*
Lina: uh oh...
Zelas: . he's in trouble when he gets back!!
Anaka: *appears in the room* Oh I was SUPPOSED to punish him earilier
Zelas: Anaka...WHO ASKED YOU?!
Anaka: *sticks out tongue* I'm capable of letting Lina kill you...
Lina: why am I being dragged into this?
Anaka: My name is Anaka Deto. I'm an author and I'm narrating this story so if you don't all do as I say you are all gonna be severly punished! Like in the next chapter..in the mean time...since Zelas isn't being very just..(*ehhh can't believe I said that*) Amelia ...is going to sing like I said she would!
Amelia: *sings* A girl who has justice...at her side...never has to fearrrrr!
Anaka: *covers ears* Okay well thats the end of our chapter
Amelia: *stops* But I didn't get to finish!!
Anaka: I DON'T CARE!! I said you'll sing..not you'll sing a very long song that nobody wants to hear.. okay well...
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Anaka: that's the end of that chapter...please review!
Xelloss: hahahahaha! I wasn't there to hear it
Anaka: You'll get your turn!
Xelloss: ...fun-wrecker.
Anaka: I'm letting you go out and kill things and I'M the fun-wrecker?!
Xelloss: that's right you are
Anaka: Oh well bite me.
Xelloss: Okay *runs after anaka and tries to bite her*
Anaka: AHHHHHH! JA NE!!! I'VE GOTTA RUN!!