O_O I didn't get flamed! Weird... I kinda expected ta get some flames...
*shrug* Dunno why. Anyway... Time to reply to the reviews...
Yoshi and Kirby Fan: Yeah, Blade will come up a little later.
RaiaGirl: Y'know, I'd appreciate it if ya put more thought into your reviews... Thanks anyway.
Destiny Dreamer: Yeah, I read and reviewed your story. ^_^
Pyrasaur: Yay! Thanks for lettin' me use the idea.
Serebii37: Hehehe... Actually, Mety gets to be more than just the Pokedex. You'll see later...
Gypsy Knight: Y'know, it said Gary got Squirtle in the Manga, but I think he might have gotten Eevee in the Anime.
Ivyna J. Spyder: Wow, didn't expect you to review the fic. Thanks! ^_^ Heh, the MetaDex is supposed to have Meta-Knight's voice without the accent.
Disclaimer: I dun own Pokemon, Kirby, etc...
ON WITH THE FIC!
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"Attention people of Green Greens City!" shouted Chief Bookem over a megaphone. "There has been suspicions of thieves in our area! Be on the look out for suspicious looking people! I repeat, be-" He paused for a moment when he saw a young cappy covered in mud, carrying an injured Kirby. "Well speak of the devil..."
Tuff ran into the city, looking for a Kirbemon center. He dashed past the police station, but before he could get any farther he was grabbed by his backpack.
"Excuse me kid, but what is that Kirbemon doing out of it's PuffBall?" asked Bookem.
"First of all he's MY Kirbemon, second of all he's hurt and I gotta get him to the KirbeCenter!" replied Tuff, trying to get away.
"Well then, let's see come ID, and I'll let you go..."
"I...D? I... don't have one..."
"Oh, really? Then how do I know you're not stealing it, hmmm?" Bookem suddenly noticed a MetaDex sticking out of Tuff's pocket. "Hey, wait a sec..." He grabbed the device, opened it, and pressed a few buttons.
"This MetaDex belongs to Tuff Ebrum of Cappytown. Tuff is an official Kirbemon trainer, with one Kirbemon in his possession," it stated.
"Oh! I didn't know my MetaDex was my ID... Can I go now?" asked Tuff.
"Yep."
Meanwhile, a large hot-air balloon shaped like a snail shell was drifting towards the town. Riding the balloon was a fat penguin wearing a black shirt with a the blood red letters, "NME". His name was Dedede.
"Ehehheheeee! Look! They gots pictures 'o me all ova town! Ah must be popular!" said Dedede happily.
"They're wanted posters, Triple D," said Escargoon, suddenly jumping out of his PuffBall. "They put 'em up if you're a criminal."
"Shut up, snail-brain," the penguin muttered as he recalled his Kirbemon. Escargoon jumped out once more.
"What's the point in returning me to that PuffBall? You're just gonna send be back out to fight, anyway."
"Shush, you stupid slug! We don't wanna be heard!"
"We won't be HEARD, but we'll definitely be spotted. When was the last time YOU saw a giant snail shell balloon flying over a town?"
"Eh, whateva."
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Tuff burst into the KirbeCenter and set Kirby on the table.
"Hmmm... This Kirby is in pretty bad shape. He'll need some care right away," Doctor Yabui said, examining the creampuff. He motioned for some Waddle Dee to come in and take Kirby, then turned to Tuff. "Listen kid, you should be more careful with your Kirbemon. Battling until it's this weak can be very harmful, you know."
"I KNOW THAT!" shouted Tuff. "A flock of Hennies were chasing us, and they attacked Kirby!"
"Mmmhhmmmm... And I suppose that my cousin's a Waddle Doo," the doctor said sarcastically.
"But I'm telling the truth!"
"Yep... Just another fake story from an irresponsible trainer who can't care for his Kirbemon," Yabui said with a sigh. "Now just wait here. This might take a while..." The doctor followed the Waddle Dees into the operation room, leaving Tuff alone in the room.
Tuff sighed and glanced around the room, looking for something to do while he was waiting. That's when he noticed a video phone in the corner of the room...
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"RING! RING! Phone call! Rrrrring!" said the telephone in the Ebrum's house. Lady Like quickly ran to the phone and picked it up. A picture of Tuff appeared on the screen.
"Oh! Tuff!" she exclaimed, happy to see her son.
"Hi Mom..." Tuff said with a sigh.
"What's the matter, dear?"
"It's just... I don't know if I can do this. It's my first day as a trainer, and I've already messed up badly!"
"Don't get so discouraged, Tuff. What is it that happened that you're so upset over, anyway?"
"I got a Kirbemon that's too dumb to listen to me, I failed at catching an easy target, got chased by a flock of Hennies, fell in a river, and now Kirby's hurt!" Tuff shouted over the phone. Like was a little more than surprised when she heard this, but smiled.
"Don't worry, I know you'll come through! Just try to be careful, and stay out of trouble, OK?"
"'Kay Mom. Bye."
"Bye, dear."
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Tuff hung up the phone and looked back at the operation room. The light on it was red, indicating that Kirby was still being worked on. Suddenly he noticed a painting of a rainbow colored bird.
"That's... That's that Kirbemon!" He walked up to get a closer look, when suddenly the computer behind him shouted in a shrill voice:
"RING! RING! Phone call! Rrrrring!" Tuff covered his ears and quickly pressed the "answer" button on the keyboard.
"Hello, Tuff!" said Blusterghast on the computer screen.
"Hi professor. What's up?"
"Your mother just called and said that you were in the Kirbemon center in Green Greens City, so I decided to call you a call and see how you're doing." Before Tuff could respond, Blusterghast continued. "You know, I really didn't think you would do too well with your Kirby, but when Spikehead said that you wouldn't have caught a single Kirbemon by the time you got here, I BET HIM HALF MY HERD OF CAPPYSHEEP THAT HE'D BE WRONG!"
"Um... I don't really think you should gamble with a high risk like that..." Tuff said with a sweat drop.
"You mean you DIDN'T catch any more Kirbemon!?!?" To say that the professor seemed worried would be an understatement.
".yeah."
"Then let's hope he forgot..." he muttered. Anyway, I wish you good luck on the rest of your journey! Goodbye!"
"Hey, wait a sec!" Tuff stepped to the side so that Blusterghast could see the painting. "I saw that Kirbemon in that picture before I reached this town!"
"Hmmm... No, you couldn't of seen THAT one. It's simply impossible. That bird hasn't been seen in one thousand years! It's extinct! I have to leave now, goodbye."
"But-" Before he could finish, the screen went blank.
"TUFF!" shouted a familiar voice. Tuff whirled around to find his sister.
"Tiff! What are you doing here?"
"I came to find YOU! You got yourself in WAY too much trouble back there, so I'm travelin' with ya!"
"WHAT!??! You can't!"
"I can, and I will," Tiff said firmly. "Now, where's Kirby?"
"Right here!" Doctor Yabui came in, wheeling Kirby in on a stretcher. "He's OK now, and he should wake up in a few minutes."
"All right!" exclaimed Tuff as he jumped into the air, full of joy.
Suddenly two figures crashed through the roof.
"We really need to work on those landings..." Escargoon muttered. He and Dedede jumped up, and started their corny motto.
"Prepare for trouble!" Dedede started.
"Make that double!"
"To protect the world from deva... devi... dev-"
"Devastation, Dedede, devastation."
"Ah, let's skip the crummy motto and get on with this..." The penguin cleared his throat, and faced the doctor. "We're here for them strong Kirbemon!"
"I'm afraid you'll find none here, sir. This place is for weak and injured Kirbemon," replied Yabui.
"Grrr... JUST GIVE 'EM TO MEH! GO, ESCARGOON!" yelled the evil tyrant. "Use your Shell Roll attack!" Escargoon just blinked in confusion.
"But I don't KNOW Shell Roll, Triple D!"
"Well, ya do now!" With that, Dedede took out a HUGE mallet and smacked Escargoon's shell with it. This caused the snail to hide in his shell, and start rolling towards the walls at high speed.
"Let's get outta here!" shouted Tiff. The group ran into a room that had shelves that were full of PuffBalls. Escargoon rolled right through the door, and into one of the shelves. Dedede entered the room and smirked.
"Nice work 'Goonie. Looks like we dun find ourselves a Kirbemon gold mine!" Snickered Dedede. He picked up a few PuffBalls and walked towards Tuff, who was trying to protect his Kirby. "Awight Escargoon... ATTACK!" The penguin took out his mallet and whacked his Kirbemon again, causing him to start to roll towards Tuff.
"NO!" shouted Tuff, trying to block the snail. Suddenly Tiff leapt right in front of Escargoon and kicked him, causing him to stop. "What are you doing, Tiff?"
"Get Kirby out of here while I distract them!" she whispered. Tuff nodded and ran out of the room, and Tiff turned to Dedede. "Hey, how would ya like to battle a REAL trainer, and not some wimpy creampuff?" Dedede and Escargoon looked at each other.
"Hmm... Awight girly, but ah warn you, I'm pretty strong!" Dedede replied.
"But sir, I'M the one battling!" Escargoon complained.
"Whatevah. Just get out there and fight!" The snail sighed and crawled forward, waiting for Tiff to send something out to fight.
"PuffBalls, GO!" she shouted, throwing two PuffBalls into the air. They burst open, and Lololo and Lalala flew out. There was a silence for a while, and finally Dedede spoke up.
"Eh, aren't you gonna attack first?" he asked.
"Actually... The only attack these guys know is float." Everyone in the room except Tiff and her Kirbemon anime-fell/fainted.
Meanwhile, Tuff was trying to run out of the KirbeCenter to find help, but suddenly tripped. He let go of the stretcher, which ran into a wall, waking Kirby up.
"Kabii..." the cream puff whispered. Tuff ran up to his friend and held him close.
"We gotta be more careful..." he said.
"HEY! OVER THERE!" yelled Dedede. Escargoon was about to run up and fight, but Dedede held him back. "No, I'll take care of him myself..." He reached into his pocket, and grabbed a small mallet.
"No! Not that, Triple-D!" Escargoon shouted. However, Dedede had already thrown the explosive mallet* at Tuff and Kirby.
(* Dedede had these in KDL2)
Tuff was trying to remember the name of one of Kirby's attacks... He couldn't think of the name, and the mallet was flying closer. Finally he said the first name that came to his mind.
"Kirby, use SUCK IT UP!" Close enough. Kirby ran forward and started to inhale. The explosive mallet flew into his mouth. "Now, use... um... er... COPY!" Kirby nodded, and swallowed the mallet.
In a bright flash of light Kirby became more fierce looking, wore a blue cap, and held a large bomb in his paws.
"Kirby has become BOMBER KIRBY!" MetaDex said. "He has temporarily gained the attack 'Bomb Throw'!"
"Alright then Kirby, use BOMB THROW!" shouted Tuff.
"NO! WAIT!" Dedede and Escargoon shouted at the same time.
Outside, Chief Bookem ran down the street just in time to see the KirbeCenter explode.
"Too late... but not for the fireworks..." he said.
Dedede and his slimy sidekick somehow survived the explosion, and were flying away on their balloon.
"That Kirby... he's really strong! We gotta steal 'im!" the penguin growled.
"That'll defiantly please the boss..." Escargoon said with a smile.
Suddenly, their balloon hit a tree branch and popped, causing it to fly into the distance.
Meanwhile, Tiff, Tuff, and Kirby had also survived the explosion and were walking through the Green Greens forest.
"GGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Tiff screamed, running behind a tree.
"Sheesh Tiff, what's the matter?" her brother asked.
"There's a BUG over there"! she said, pointing over to a tiny little black Cattypiller*.
(* This isn't the exact name of the creature, but I'm unsure if it has a name. 'Cattypillers' appeared in KSS when you were fighting the Twin Woods.)
"COOL! A Cattypiller!" Tuff exclaimed. He got out a PuffBall, and chucked it at the bug. "PuffBall, GO!"
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Will Tuff capture the Cattypiller? What sinister plans are being concocted by Dedede and Escargoon? Will Tiff ever leave Tuff alone? Will MetaDex stop stating the obvious? All the answers, on the next exciting episode of Kirbemon! *coughmaybecough*
Yoshi and Kirby Fan: Yeah, Blade will come up a little later.
RaiaGirl: Y'know, I'd appreciate it if ya put more thought into your reviews... Thanks anyway.
Destiny Dreamer: Yeah, I read and reviewed your story. ^_^
Pyrasaur: Yay! Thanks for lettin' me use the idea.
Serebii37: Hehehe... Actually, Mety gets to be more than just the Pokedex. You'll see later...
Gypsy Knight: Y'know, it said Gary got Squirtle in the Manga, but I think he might have gotten Eevee in the Anime.
Ivyna J. Spyder: Wow, didn't expect you to review the fic. Thanks! ^_^ Heh, the MetaDex is supposed to have Meta-Knight's voice without the accent.
Disclaimer: I dun own Pokemon, Kirby, etc...
ON WITH THE FIC!
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"Attention people of Green Greens City!" shouted Chief Bookem over a megaphone. "There has been suspicions of thieves in our area! Be on the look out for suspicious looking people! I repeat, be-" He paused for a moment when he saw a young cappy covered in mud, carrying an injured Kirby. "Well speak of the devil..."
Tuff ran into the city, looking for a Kirbemon center. He dashed past the police station, but before he could get any farther he was grabbed by his backpack.
"Excuse me kid, but what is that Kirbemon doing out of it's PuffBall?" asked Bookem.
"First of all he's MY Kirbemon, second of all he's hurt and I gotta get him to the KirbeCenter!" replied Tuff, trying to get away.
"Well then, let's see come ID, and I'll let you go..."
"I...D? I... don't have one..."
"Oh, really? Then how do I know you're not stealing it, hmmm?" Bookem suddenly noticed a MetaDex sticking out of Tuff's pocket. "Hey, wait a sec..." He grabbed the device, opened it, and pressed a few buttons.
"This MetaDex belongs to Tuff Ebrum of Cappytown. Tuff is an official Kirbemon trainer, with one Kirbemon in his possession," it stated.
"Oh! I didn't know my MetaDex was my ID... Can I go now?" asked Tuff.
"Yep."
Meanwhile, a large hot-air balloon shaped like a snail shell was drifting towards the town. Riding the balloon was a fat penguin wearing a black shirt with a the blood red letters, "NME". His name was Dedede.
"Ehehheheeee! Look! They gots pictures 'o me all ova town! Ah must be popular!" said Dedede happily.
"They're wanted posters, Triple D," said Escargoon, suddenly jumping out of his PuffBall. "They put 'em up if you're a criminal."
"Shut up, snail-brain," the penguin muttered as he recalled his Kirbemon. Escargoon jumped out once more.
"What's the point in returning me to that PuffBall? You're just gonna send be back out to fight, anyway."
"Shush, you stupid slug! We don't wanna be heard!"
"We won't be HEARD, but we'll definitely be spotted. When was the last time YOU saw a giant snail shell balloon flying over a town?"
"Eh, whateva."
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Tuff burst into the KirbeCenter and set Kirby on the table.
"Hmmm... This Kirby is in pretty bad shape. He'll need some care right away," Doctor Yabui said, examining the creampuff. He motioned for some Waddle Dee to come in and take Kirby, then turned to Tuff. "Listen kid, you should be more careful with your Kirbemon. Battling until it's this weak can be very harmful, you know."
"I KNOW THAT!" shouted Tuff. "A flock of Hennies were chasing us, and they attacked Kirby!"
"Mmmhhmmmm... And I suppose that my cousin's a Waddle Doo," the doctor said sarcastically.
"But I'm telling the truth!"
"Yep... Just another fake story from an irresponsible trainer who can't care for his Kirbemon," Yabui said with a sigh. "Now just wait here. This might take a while..." The doctor followed the Waddle Dees into the operation room, leaving Tuff alone in the room.
Tuff sighed and glanced around the room, looking for something to do while he was waiting. That's when he noticed a video phone in the corner of the room...
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"RING! RING! Phone call! Rrrrring!" said the telephone in the Ebrum's house. Lady Like quickly ran to the phone and picked it up. A picture of Tuff appeared on the screen.
"Oh! Tuff!" she exclaimed, happy to see her son.
"Hi Mom..." Tuff said with a sigh.
"What's the matter, dear?"
"It's just... I don't know if I can do this. It's my first day as a trainer, and I've already messed up badly!"
"Don't get so discouraged, Tuff. What is it that happened that you're so upset over, anyway?"
"I got a Kirbemon that's too dumb to listen to me, I failed at catching an easy target, got chased by a flock of Hennies, fell in a river, and now Kirby's hurt!" Tuff shouted over the phone. Like was a little more than surprised when she heard this, but smiled.
"Don't worry, I know you'll come through! Just try to be careful, and stay out of trouble, OK?"
"'Kay Mom. Bye."
"Bye, dear."
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Tuff hung up the phone and looked back at the operation room. The light on it was red, indicating that Kirby was still being worked on. Suddenly he noticed a painting of a rainbow colored bird.
"That's... That's that Kirbemon!" He walked up to get a closer look, when suddenly the computer behind him shouted in a shrill voice:
"RING! RING! Phone call! Rrrrring!" Tuff covered his ears and quickly pressed the "answer" button on the keyboard.
"Hello, Tuff!" said Blusterghast on the computer screen.
"Hi professor. What's up?"
"Your mother just called and said that you were in the Kirbemon center in Green Greens City, so I decided to call you a call and see how you're doing." Before Tuff could respond, Blusterghast continued. "You know, I really didn't think you would do too well with your Kirby, but when Spikehead said that you wouldn't have caught a single Kirbemon by the time you got here, I BET HIM HALF MY HERD OF CAPPYSHEEP THAT HE'D BE WRONG!"
"Um... I don't really think you should gamble with a high risk like that..." Tuff said with a sweat drop.
"You mean you DIDN'T catch any more Kirbemon!?!?" To say that the professor seemed worried would be an understatement.
".yeah."
"Then let's hope he forgot..." he muttered. Anyway, I wish you good luck on the rest of your journey! Goodbye!"
"Hey, wait a sec!" Tuff stepped to the side so that Blusterghast could see the painting. "I saw that Kirbemon in that picture before I reached this town!"
"Hmmm... No, you couldn't of seen THAT one. It's simply impossible. That bird hasn't been seen in one thousand years! It's extinct! I have to leave now, goodbye."
"But-" Before he could finish, the screen went blank.
"TUFF!" shouted a familiar voice. Tuff whirled around to find his sister.
"Tiff! What are you doing here?"
"I came to find YOU! You got yourself in WAY too much trouble back there, so I'm travelin' with ya!"
"WHAT!??! You can't!"
"I can, and I will," Tiff said firmly. "Now, where's Kirby?"
"Right here!" Doctor Yabui came in, wheeling Kirby in on a stretcher. "He's OK now, and he should wake up in a few minutes."
"All right!" exclaimed Tuff as he jumped into the air, full of joy.
Suddenly two figures crashed through the roof.
"We really need to work on those landings..." Escargoon muttered. He and Dedede jumped up, and started their corny motto.
"Prepare for trouble!" Dedede started.
"Make that double!"
"To protect the world from deva... devi... dev-"
"Devastation, Dedede, devastation."
"Ah, let's skip the crummy motto and get on with this..." The penguin cleared his throat, and faced the doctor. "We're here for them strong Kirbemon!"
"I'm afraid you'll find none here, sir. This place is for weak and injured Kirbemon," replied Yabui.
"Grrr... JUST GIVE 'EM TO MEH! GO, ESCARGOON!" yelled the evil tyrant. "Use your Shell Roll attack!" Escargoon just blinked in confusion.
"But I don't KNOW Shell Roll, Triple D!"
"Well, ya do now!" With that, Dedede took out a HUGE mallet and smacked Escargoon's shell with it. This caused the snail to hide in his shell, and start rolling towards the walls at high speed.
"Let's get outta here!" shouted Tiff. The group ran into a room that had shelves that were full of PuffBalls. Escargoon rolled right through the door, and into one of the shelves. Dedede entered the room and smirked.
"Nice work 'Goonie. Looks like we dun find ourselves a Kirbemon gold mine!" Snickered Dedede. He picked up a few PuffBalls and walked towards Tuff, who was trying to protect his Kirby. "Awight Escargoon... ATTACK!" The penguin took out his mallet and whacked his Kirbemon again, causing him to start to roll towards Tuff.
"NO!" shouted Tuff, trying to block the snail. Suddenly Tiff leapt right in front of Escargoon and kicked him, causing him to stop. "What are you doing, Tiff?"
"Get Kirby out of here while I distract them!" she whispered. Tuff nodded and ran out of the room, and Tiff turned to Dedede. "Hey, how would ya like to battle a REAL trainer, and not some wimpy creampuff?" Dedede and Escargoon looked at each other.
"Hmm... Awight girly, but ah warn you, I'm pretty strong!" Dedede replied.
"But sir, I'M the one battling!" Escargoon complained.
"Whatevah. Just get out there and fight!" The snail sighed and crawled forward, waiting for Tiff to send something out to fight.
"PuffBalls, GO!" she shouted, throwing two PuffBalls into the air. They burst open, and Lololo and Lalala flew out. There was a silence for a while, and finally Dedede spoke up.
"Eh, aren't you gonna attack first?" he asked.
"Actually... The only attack these guys know is float." Everyone in the room except Tiff and her Kirbemon anime-fell/fainted.
Meanwhile, Tuff was trying to run out of the KirbeCenter to find help, but suddenly tripped. He let go of the stretcher, which ran into a wall, waking Kirby up.
"Kabii..." the cream puff whispered. Tuff ran up to his friend and held him close.
"We gotta be more careful..." he said.
"HEY! OVER THERE!" yelled Dedede. Escargoon was about to run up and fight, but Dedede held him back. "No, I'll take care of him myself..." He reached into his pocket, and grabbed a small mallet.
"No! Not that, Triple-D!" Escargoon shouted. However, Dedede had already thrown the explosive mallet* at Tuff and Kirby.
(* Dedede had these in KDL2)
Tuff was trying to remember the name of one of Kirby's attacks... He couldn't think of the name, and the mallet was flying closer. Finally he said the first name that came to his mind.
"Kirby, use SUCK IT UP!" Close enough. Kirby ran forward and started to inhale. The explosive mallet flew into his mouth. "Now, use... um... er... COPY!" Kirby nodded, and swallowed the mallet.
In a bright flash of light Kirby became more fierce looking, wore a blue cap, and held a large bomb in his paws.
"Kirby has become BOMBER KIRBY!" MetaDex said. "He has temporarily gained the attack 'Bomb Throw'!"
"Alright then Kirby, use BOMB THROW!" shouted Tuff.
"NO! WAIT!" Dedede and Escargoon shouted at the same time.
Outside, Chief Bookem ran down the street just in time to see the KirbeCenter explode.
"Too late... but not for the fireworks..." he said.
Dedede and his slimy sidekick somehow survived the explosion, and were flying away on their balloon.
"That Kirby... he's really strong! We gotta steal 'im!" the penguin growled.
"That'll defiantly please the boss..." Escargoon said with a smile.
Suddenly, their balloon hit a tree branch and popped, causing it to fly into the distance.
Meanwhile, Tiff, Tuff, and Kirby had also survived the explosion and were walking through the Green Greens forest.
"GGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Tiff screamed, running behind a tree.
"Sheesh Tiff, what's the matter?" her brother asked.
"There's a BUG over there"! she said, pointing over to a tiny little black Cattypiller*.
(* This isn't the exact name of the creature, but I'm unsure if it has a name. 'Cattypillers' appeared in KSS when you were fighting the Twin Woods.)
"COOL! A Cattypiller!" Tuff exclaimed. He got out a PuffBall, and chucked it at the bug. "PuffBall, GO!"
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Will Tuff capture the Cattypiller? What sinister plans are being concocted by Dedede and Escargoon? Will Tiff ever leave Tuff alone? Will MetaDex stop stating the obvious? All the answers, on the next exciting episode of Kirbemon! *coughmaybecough*