Hiya folks. BabyCharmander here. Sorry for taking so long for this chapter.
I'm just kinda lazy... *sweatdrop*
Anyway, I shall reply to the reviews and then we'll get on with the fic, 'kay? First, however, I must put up the disclaimer...
Disclaimer: Hal owns Kirby, Game Freak owns Pokemon, and I own neither. If I did, this would be a game/cartoon and not a fic! ^_^
Ivyna J. Spyder: Writing parodies is hard. O_o Thanks for your help with the Kirby monster stuff!
Blizzard Kirby: Thanks! You'll see who MK is later.
Yoshi and Kirby fan: Thanks. I read the new chapter for your fanfic, and reviewed (I think)
Kirby Rules (Aquamarine Suicine?): Actually, I think Spikehead's a boy... I'm unsure, though. o_o
I also think King-Dedede114 reviewed this, but his/her review was lost. Gyah, stupid FFN.
Anyway, on with the fic!
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Tuff watched nervously as the PuffBall flew towards Cattypillar, and sucked him in. The ball shook for a few moments, then finally stopped. A ridiculously huge smile appeared on the young trainer's face as he ran over to pick up the PuffBall.
"YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Tuff shouted, dancing around with the pink sphere in his hand. "I DID IT! I CAUGHT MY FIRST KIRBEMON!" He ran up to Kirby and showed him the PuffBall. "See, Kirby? We have a new friend!"
Kirby blinked for a few seconds, staring at the occupied PuffBall. Suddenly he opened his mouth and closed it over the sphere- and Tuff's hand. The cappy yanked Kirby off of his hand and sighed.
"We're gonna have to break you of that habit..." He turned to Tiff, who was still hiding behind a tree. "See what I did, Tiff?" he said, holding the saliva-covered PuffBall right in front of his sister's face.
"PUT IT AWAY, TUFF! That's so gross." Tiff said, backing away.
"It washes right off, you know," Tuff replied, wiping the saliva off on the grass.
"It's not that... Bugs are DISGUSTING!" she shouted. At that moment, a childish smile appeared on Tuff's face.
"They are, are they?" the boy said, holding out the PuffBall. "Alright then. I'll put him away." He turned around, then suddenly turned back. "NOT! Cattypillar, go! Get Tiff!" He called Cattypiller out, and instantly the worm began to chase Tiff.
"GETITAWAYGETITAWAYGETITAWAAAAAYYYYYY!" Tiff screamed as she ran. She looked over her shoulder and looked at Cattypillar. "STOP CHASING ME YOU STUPID BUG!"
"Alright Cattypillar, that's enough," Tuff said. The bug Kirbemon stopped chasing Tiff, and crawled obediently up to his master. Tuff looked at his sister once more. "Sheesh Tiff, what's your problem?"
"Bugs are one of the three STUPIDEST things in the world!" she exclaimed, crossing her arms.
"Aside from you, what're the others?" Tuff joked.
"Very funny..." Tiff dug into her backpack and pulled out a rolled up piece of paper. On the top of it was the title "Stupid things", and when she unrolled it, it seemed to stretch on forever. "The top three stupidest thing in the world are: BUGS, KINES, and TV!"
Tuff, Kirby, and Cattypillar just stood there, staring at the list. Tuff was about to make a witty comment when something swooped over his head, and landed in the grass nearby. He smirked, and threw out a PuffBall.
Hennie rolled his eyes and knocked the sphere away.
"What... what went wrong?" Tuff asked no-one in particular.
"You're supposed to weaken a Kirbemon before you capture it! The only reason you caught Cattypillar is because he was ALREADY weak!" Tiff shouted.
"I know what I'm doing, Miss Big Mouth..." Tuff growled. "Cattypillar, GO!" he commanded. The Kirbemon nodded and crawled to Hennie. Tiff's mouth dropped, and Kirby just blinked confusedly. "Watch this, Tiff... Cattypillar, use... um... use..."
"You're sending a Kirbemon to battle when you DON'T KNOW IT'S ATTACKS!?!?!" Tiff sighed and added another stupid thing to her list.
Hennie started chasing the bug, his beak wide open.
"CATTYPILLAR!" Tuff shouted. "Come on... use SOME kind of attack!"
The Kirbemon puffed itself up, but before it could attack, Hennie rammed the bug into a tree and dove for the wounded creature.
"Quick! Call him back!" Tiff commanded. Tuff nodded, and held out Cattypillar's PuffBall.
"Cattypillar, RETURN!" The PuffBall sucked Cattypillar back up, causing Hennie to get his beak stuck in the tree. "Kirby, GO! Use Suck It Up!"
Kirby ran up to the bird, and began to inhale his feathers.
"Alright, now use Copy!" The creampuff swallowed, and gained a feathered Indian hat and Indian war paint.
"Kirby has now become WING KIRBY!" MetaDex stated. "He has temporarily gained the ability "Feather Throw"!"
"OK then, use Feather Throw!" Kirby nodded and grabbed the hat with one of his paws. He held up the hat, and feathers began to shoot out at Hennie.
"PuffBall, GO!" Tuff chucked the capturing device at the injured Hennie. The PuffBall opened and sucked up the bird, capturing it. Picking up the new Kirbemon, Tuff turned to Tiff. "I am the greatest trainer. Ever," he boasted.
"You're the STUPIDEST trainer ever! If you had read that book I gave you, you would have learned that BUG KIRBEMON ARE WEAK AGAINST WING KIRBEMON!" Tiff was practically screaming this time.
"Shut up, Tiff. You're giving me a headache..." Tuff complained, rubbing his head.
"Humph. Let's just get out of this creepy forest..."
"Come on Kirby, let's go..." Kirby looked at Tiff, then at Tuff, then followed them.
"Poyoh..." he sighed. He might not have the ability to predict the future, but he could see that things with these two cappies weren't gonna get much better...
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Tiff and Tuff slept in their sleeping bags, while Kirby and Cattypillar sat on the stump between them.
"*Me sorry 'bout girl, Catty,*" Kirby said, placing a paw on the bug's back.
"*That's OK. I'm just glad that I finally got a trainer...*" Catty replied.
"*Why that?*"
"*Because only a trainer can help me metamorph...*" Kirby tilted his head in confusion.
"*Why you want do that?*" he asked. Catty looked dreamily into the night sky.
"*Ever since I was little, I've seen Bronto Burts fly around, and I've been wishing to the 'Great Night Sun' that I could have a trainer that could raise me into one... And my wishes have been answered.*" When he looked back down and found Kirby chewing on a stick, not paying attention at all, he sweatdropped.
"*Hmmph? Wmut mrwong?*" Kirby asked, still chewing on the stick.
"*Nothing, Kirby... Let's just get some sleep.*"
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"Ah'll get it right this time, dun worreh."
"Alright, if you're sure..."
Two figures jumped in front of the two trainers and two Kirbemon, and started their motto.
"Prepare for trouble!" the first figure started.
"And make it double!" the second figure continued.
"To protect the world from devamastation!"
"To unite all monsters with in our nation!"
"To memounce... prenounce... umm... pronounce..."
"Just forget it..."
Tiff and Tuff opened their eyes to find Dedede and Escargoon standing in front of them.
"Not this again..." Tiff muttered.
"What do you want?" Tuff asked, jumping out of his sleeping bag.
"We're here for your Kirby!" both Dedede and Escargoon replied.
"You're not getting mine! Go get your own!" Tuff exclaimed.
"The only reason we want that Kirby is because of it's power." Escargoon stated. "We collect rare and powerful Kirbemon and-" He was suddenly stopped when Dedede brought down his mallet on him.
"Shutup, 'Goonie! You'll give away all of our secrets!" The penguin cleared his throat. "Your Kirby's really strong... He will certainleh please our-" Suddenly Escargoon tackled Dedede, and began pounding on him.
"Now YOU'RE giving out the secrets!"
"AH'M IN CHARGE HEAH, CUT IT OUT!" Dedede shouted.
"You can't steal Kirby!" Tuff shouted.
"Then we'll just force you to give him to us... KIRBEMON BATTLE!" Escargoon said, crawling up to them.
"Alright then, GO HENNIE!" Tuff threw out Hennie's PuffBall, but found that the bird was missing most of his feathers and was quite scratched up.
"You forgot to heal him, Tuff..." Tiff reminded her brother.
"Oh, right..." The cappy sweatdropped as he returned his Kirbemon. "Go, Kirby!" He turned around and saw that Kirby was chasing a dragonfly. "Great... Only one choice left."
"NO, TUFF! DON'T SEND CA-"
"Go, CATTYPILLAR!" The bug jumped out in front of Escargoon, and took a battle stance.
"...What's that?" Escargoon asked, bending down to the bug's level.
"Looks like your long lost cousin!" Dedede joked. Escargoon glared at his master, then looked back at Cattypillar.
"This won't take long... STOMP!" The snail attempted to jump into the air, but failed to even leave the ground. "Um, a little help here?" Dedede sighed and tossed his Kirbemon into the air.
Tuff whipped out MetaDex, pointed it at Catty*, then pressed the "attack button".
(* I'm just calling him that due to lazyness... *sweatdrop*)
"Cattypillar. Level two. Attacks: Head Hammer, and Silk Spray."
"Alright then, Cattypillar, use SILK SPRAY!" Catty looked up at Escargoon who was falling down towards him. A silky string shot out at the snail, and began to tie him up.
"What's this!?!" Escargoon said as he hid in his shell to avoid the attack. The string wrapped up his shell entirely.
"Now use Head Hammer!" Cattypillar jumped up at the shell, then knocked it away by banging his head against it. Dedede's beak dropped as he watched his Kirbemon fly into another part of the forest.
"Um... I'LL WIN NEXT TIME!" he shouted. With that, he began to chase after Escargoon.
"... I did it... I won my first Kirbemon battle! YEAH!!!!" Tuff danced around, and picked up Catty. "That was so cool, Catty! You're great!"
"Wow, Tuff! You actually used strategy!" Tiff said with a smile.
"Yeah, but shouldn't you thank Catty as well?" Tuff held the bug in front of his sister.
"But... I... can't..." Suddenly, Catty shot out a Silk Spray. "GGGYYYYYAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Catty? What's the matter?"
"He's... metamorphing..." Kirby, Tuff, and Tiff watched as Catty sprayed silk around himself, forming a hard shell. Finally the shell was finally formed, and Catty was no longer Catty. Tuff pointed MetaDex at the creature.
"Togezo. The metamorphed form of Cattypillar. It has become a large shell that will protect it from harm as it grows."
"WOW! COOL!" Tuff exclaimed, picking up the new Kirbemon. "This is great! Now he'll be even stronger!"
"It's great that your Kirbemon evolved and all... But shouldn't we get out of here?" Tiff asked, sounding a little annoyed.
"No way! There's still a bunch of cool bugs to find! Come on, Kirby!" With that, Tuff and Kirby ran off deeper into the woods.
"Fine! Go on! I'm just gonna turn back and go-" Tiff suddenly screeched as Koozer* buzzed past her. "WAIT FOR MEEEE!" she screamed, running after the group.
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For a picture of Togezo, go here without the spaces:
http:// www. classicgaming.com/Kirby /games/adventure/enemy/togezo. GIF
Anyway, I shall reply to the reviews and then we'll get on with the fic, 'kay? First, however, I must put up the disclaimer...
Disclaimer: Hal owns Kirby, Game Freak owns Pokemon, and I own neither. If I did, this would be a game/cartoon and not a fic! ^_^
Ivyna J. Spyder: Writing parodies is hard. O_o Thanks for your help with the Kirby monster stuff!
Blizzard Kirby: Thanks! You'll see who MK is later.
Yoshi and Kirby fan: Thanks. I read the new chapter for your fanfic, and reviewed (I think)
Kirby Rules (Aquamarine Suicine?): Actually, I think Spikehead's a boy... I'm unsure, though. o_o
I also think King-Dedede114 reviewed this, but his/her review was lost. Gyah, stupid FFN.
Anyway, on with the fic!
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Tuff watched nervously as the PuffBall flew towards Cattypillar, and sucked him in. The ball shook for a few moments, then finally stopped. A ridiculously huge smile appeared on the young trainer's face as he ran over to pick up the PuffBall.
"YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Tuff shouted, dancing around with the pink sphere in his hand. "I DID IT! I CAUGHT MY FIRST KIRBEMON!" He ran up to Kirby and showed him the PuffBall. "See, Kirby? We have a new friend!"
Kirby blinked for a few seconds, staring at the occupied PuffBall. Suddenly he opened his mouth and closed it over the sphere- and Tuff's hand. The cappy yanked Kirby off of his hand and sighed.
"We're gonna have to break you of that habit..." He turned to Tiff, who was still hiding behind a tree. "See what I did, Tiff?" he said, holding the saliva-covered PuffBall right in front of his sister's face.
"PUT IT AWAY, TUFF! That's so gross." Tiff said, backing away.
"It washes right off, you know," Tuff replied, wiping the saliva off on the grass.
"It's not that... Bugs are DISGUSTING!" she shouted. At that moment, a childish smile appeared on Tuff's face.
"They are, are they?" the boy said, holding out the PuffBall. "Alright then. I'll put him away." He turned around, then suddenly turned back. "NOT! Cattypillar, go! Get Tiff!" He called Cattypiller out, and instantly the worm began to chase Tiff.
"GETITAWAYGETITAWAYGETITAWAAAAAYYYYYY!" Tiff screamed as she ran. She looked over her shoulder and looked at Cattypillar. "STOP CHASING ME YOU STUPID BUG!"
"Alright Cattypillar, that's enough," Tuff said. The bug Kirbemon stopped chasing Tiff, and crawled obediently up to his master. Tuff looked at his sister once more. "Sheesh Tiff, what's your problem?"
"Bugs are one of the three STUPIDEST things in the world!" she exclaimed, crossing her arms.
"Aside from you, what're the others?" Tuff joked.
"Very funny..." Tiff dug into her backpack and pulled out a rolled up piece of paper. On the top of it was the title "Stupid things", and when she unrolled it, it seemed to stretch on forever. "The top three stupidest thing in the world are: BUGS, KINES, and TV!"
Tuff, Kirby, and Cattypillar just stood there, staring at the list. Tuff was about to make a witty comment when something swooped over his head, and landed in the grass nearby. He smirked, and threw out a PuffBall.
Hennie rolled his eyes and knocked the sphere away.
"What... what went wrong?" Tuff asked no-one in particular.
"You're supposed to weaken a Kirbemon before you capture it! The only reason you caught Cattypillar is because he was ALREADY weak!" Tiff shouted.
"I know what I'm doing, Miss Big Mouth..." Tuff growled. "Cattypillar, GO!" he commanded. The Kirbemon nodded and crawled to Hennie. Tiff's mouth dropped, and Kirby just blinked confusedly. "Watch this, Tiff... Cattypillar, use... um... use..."
"You're sending a Kirbemon to battle when you DON'T KNOW IT'S ATTACKS!?!?!" Tiff sighed and added another stupid thing to her list.
Hennie started chasing the bug, his beak wide open.
"CATTYPILLAR!" Tuff shouted. "Come on... use SOME kind of attack!"
The Kirbemon puffed itself up, but before it could attack, Hennie rammed the bug into a tree and dove for the wounded creature.
"Quick! Call him back!" Tiff commanded. Tuff nodded, and held out Cattypillar's PuffBall.
"Cattypillar, RETURN!" The PuffBall sucked Cattypillar back up, causing Hennie to get his beak stuck in the tree. "Kirby, GO! Use Suck It Up!"
Kirby ran up to the bird, and began to inhale his feathers.
"Alright, now use Copy!" The creampuff swallowed, and gained a feathered Indian hat and Indian war paint.
"Kirby has now become WING KIRBY!" MetaDex stated. "He has temporarily gained the ability "Feather Throw"!"
"OK then, use Feather Throw!" Kirby nodded and grabbed the hat with one of his paws. He held up the hat, and feathers began to shoot out at Hennie.
"PuffBall, GO!" Tuff chucked the capturing device at the injured Hennie. The PuffBall opened and sucked up the bird, capturing it. Picking up the new Kirbemon, Tuff turned to Tiff. "I am the greatest trainer. Ever," he boasted.
"You're the STUPIDEST trainer ever! If you had read that book I gave you, you would have learned that BUG KIRBEMON ARE WEAK AGAINST WING KIRBEMON!" Tiff was practically screaming this time.
"Shut up, Tiff. You're giving me a headache..." Tuff complained, rubbing his head.
"Humph. Let's just get out of this creepy forest..."
"Come on Kirby, let's go..." Kirby looked at Tiff, then at Tuff, then followed them.
"Poyoh..." he sighed. He might not have the ability to predict the future, but he could see that things with these two cappies weren't gonna get much better...
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Tiff and Tuff slept in their sleeping bags, while Kirby and Cattypillar sat on the stump between them.
"*Me sorry 'bout girl, Catty,*" Kirby said, placing a paw on the bug's back.
"*That's OK. I'm just glad that I finally got a trainer...*" Catty replied.
"*Why that?*"
"*Because only a trainer can help me metamorph...*" Kirby tilted his head in confusion.
"*Why you want do that?*" he asked. Catty looked dreamily into the night sky.
"*Ever since I was little, I've seen Bronto Burts fly around, and I've been wishing to the 'Great Night Sun' that I could have a trainer that could raise me into one... And my wishes have been answered.*" When he looked back down and found Kirby chewing on a stick, not paying attention at all, he sweatdropped.
"*Hmmph? Wmut mrwong?*" Kirby asked, still chewing on the stick.
"*Nothing, Kirby... Let's just get some sleep.*"
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"Ah'll get it right this time, dun worreh."
"Alright, if you're sure..."
Two figures jumped in front of the two trainers and two Kirbemon, and started their motto.
"Prepare for trouble!" the first figure started.
"And make it double!" the second figure continued.
"To protect the world from devamastation!"
"To unite all monsters with in our nation!"
"To memounce... prenounce... umm... pronounce..."
"Just forget it..."
Tiff and Tuff opened their eyes to find Dedede and Escargoon standing in front of them.
"Not this again..." Tiff muttered.
"What do you want?" Tuff asked, jumping out of his sleeping bag.
"We're here for your Kirby!" both Dedede and Escargoon replied.
"You're not getting mine! Go get your own!" Tuff exclaimed.
"The only reason we want that Kirby is because of it's power." Escargoon stated. "We collect rare and powerful Kirbemon and-" He was suddenly stopped when Dedede brought down his mallet on him.
"Shutup, 'Goonie! You'll give away all of our secrets!" The penguin cleared his throat. "Your Kirby's really strong... He will certainleh please our-" Suddenly Escargoon tackled Dedede, and began pounding on him.
"Now YOU'RE giving out the secrets!"
"AH'M IN CHARGE HEAH, CUT IT OUT!" Dedede shouted.
"You can't steal Kirby!" Tuff shouted.
"Then we'll just force you to give him to us... KIRBEMON BATTLE!" Escargoon said, crawling up to them.
"Alright then, GO HENNIE!" Tuff threw out Hennie's PuffBall, but found that the bird was missing most of his feathers and was quite scratched up.
"You forgot to heal him, Tuff..." Tiff reminded her brother.
"Oh, right..." The cappy sweatdropped as he returned his Kirbemon. "Go, Kirby!" He turned around and saw that Kirby was chasing a dragonfly. "Great... Only one choice left."
"NO, TUFF! DON'T SEND CA-"
"Go, CATTYPILLAR!" The bug jumped out in front of Escargoon, and took a battle stance.
"...What's that?" Escargoon asked, bending down to the bug's level.
"Looks like your long lost cousin!" Dedede joked. Escargoon glared at his master, then looked back at Cattypillar.
"This won't take long... STOMP!" The snail attempted to jump into the air, but failed to even leave the ground. "Um, a little help here?" Dedede sighed and tossed his Kirbemon into the air.
Tuff whipped out MetaDex, pointed it at Catty*, then pressed the "attack button".
(* I'm just calling him that due to lazyness... *sweatdrop*)
"Cattypillar. Level two. Attacks: Head Hammer, and Silk Spray."
"Alright then, Cattypillar, use SILK SPRAY!" Catty looked up at Escargoon who was falling down towards him. A silky string shot out at the snail, and began to tie him up.
"What's this!?!" Escargoon said as he hid in his shell to avoid the attack. The string wrapped up his shell entirely.
"Now use Head Hammer!" Cattypillar jumped up at the shell, then knocked it away by banging his head against it. Dedede's beak dropped as he watched his Kirbemon fly into another part of the forest.
"Um... I'LL WIN NEXT TIME!" he shouted. With that, he began to chase after Escargoon.
"... I did it... I won my first Kirbemon battle! YEAH!!!!" Tuff danced around, and picked up Catty. "That was so cool, Catty! You're great!"
"Wow, Tuff! You actually used strategy!" Tiff said with a smile.
"Yeah, but shouldn't you thank Catty as well?" Tuff held the bug in front of his sister.
"But... I... can't..." Suddenly, Catty shot out a Silk Spray. "GGGYYYYYAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Catty? What's the matter?"
"He's... metamorphing..." Kirby, Tuff, and Tiff watched as Catty sprayed silk around himself, forming a hard shell. Finally the shell was finally formed, and Catty was no longer Catty. Tuff pointed MetaDex at the creature.
"Togezo. The metamorphed form of Cattypillar. It has become a large shell that will protect it from harm as it grows."
"WOW! COOL!" Tuff exclaimed, picking up the new Kirbemon. "This is great! Now he'll be even stronger!"
"It's great that your Kirbemon evolved and all... But shouldn't we get out of here?" Tiff asked, sounding a little annoyed.
"No way! There's still a bunch of cool bugs to find! Come on, Kirby!" With that, Tuff and Kirby ran off deeper into the woods.
"Fine! Go on! I'm just gonna turn back and go-" Tiff suddenly screeched as Koozer* buzzed past her. "WAIT FOR MEEEE!" she screamed, running after the group.
(* Koozer will be described next chapter) ' --------- ------------
For a picture of Togezo, go here without the spaces:
http:// www. classicgaming.com/Kirby /games/adventure/enemy/togezo. GIF