ADDICTED BY KEL_71E
Chapter 9: Luke…I AM YOUR FATHER!
As the two pulled back from another long, passionate kiss, Luke grinned. Lorelai keep her eyes closed and lips pursed, savoring the feel of his lips against hers. Luke wrapped his arms around Lorelai's waist as she rested her head on his chest, still sitting on his lap. They stayed like that for a few moments and Luke was the first to speak.
"That was the most amazing moment of my entire life," he whispered. Lorelai blushed slightly.
"Aww that's so sweet! Are you going all soft? That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me."
"I'm sure its not. And no I'm not going soft, it's called a complement, I'm not turning in a poof." He defended himself.
"Way to wreck a moment, Obi-one." She stated.
"I'm not a knob."
"Oh my god! I think you're the first person to ever get that joke, you must be my soul mate." He grinned a little at her choice of words. She continued, "Everyone else in this town is so stupid sometimes, and damn nosy! You remember what happened to Rory the day you bought me back from the hospital?! It was an outrage! Don't those people have anything interesting happening in their lives? Why do they have to stick their nose in ours?!"
"Yeah I know, when you stayed at home for the week Taylor and Miss Patty came to the diner one day but left straight away when they saw you weren't there. I asked them why the next day and they said it was because, "There's no point in being there if your not gunna get your daily dose of Luke and Lorelai!" Do they think we're on The Bold and the Beautiful or something! I've just about had enough of their nosyness!" Luke took a breath, "Over to you in the rant studio, Lorelai."
"Late breaking news," she played along. "Lorelai Gilmore of Stars Hollow has just had a brainwave, updates will be made throughout the day so please stayed tuned."
"Shoot."
"Well I was thinking that maybe we could get them back. We could flirt relentlessly and make little 'sexual innuendoes' to each other, letting them think there's something going on. When they ask about it, and not doubt they will, we can completely deny anything, just to piss them off!" She smirked evilly. "We won't tell anyone, except Rory of course, and when we find it impossible to keep up the charade then we'll admit everything! Its pure genius!"
"The only thing I could decipher from that so-called plan, was that you're embarrassed to be with me," he frowned.
"Aww no Luke! Now you are DEFINATELY Obi-one! There is no way I would be embarrassed to be with you! It's just that I have three weeks to entertain myself with and no other projects! Please let me have some fun!" She pouted.
"Ok…as long as you visit me though."
"Of course, but on that note I must depart. Rory should be home from school by now." She leaned in for another light kiss and got up to walk towards the door. She pointed and the doorknob and smiled. "Hey Luke! Its your best friend!" She mocked before leaving the apartment. Luke just sat back and smiled to himself once more.
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"Hulllllllloooooooooooooooo?" Lorelai called through the front door as she arrived home.
"In the kitchen mom!" Rory replied.
"Hi! You have a good day at school? Get any bad assignments? Have any homework? Are you hungry? Do you need anything?"
"It was Charlton Heston."
"What?"
"We were playing 20 questions weren't we? I just thought you wanted to know which famous person I was thinking of." Rory said, turning back to the chocolate cake in front of her.
"Your lame." Lorelai sat across the table and stared at Rory while she ate. Rory looked at Lorelai and seeing the huge smile that played across her lips she asked,
"I know that look. What do you have to tell me?"
"Luke kissed me today." She blurted out quickly. Rory spat out the piece of icing she had just put in her mouth.
"What?!" she asked excitedly.
"We were talking in his apartment this afternoon and I said he was predictable and he kissed me."
"This is great! Have you told Sookie?"
"That's the thing. We can't tell anyone, we have a plan." Lorelai went on to explain the plan and after Rory agreed to play along, they decided to go out for dinner. Three guesses as to where.
"Luke!" Lorelai shouted as she burst through the door to the diner. After inspecting the room she noticed many of the Stars Hollow snoops, as she liked to call them, sitting at the tables having dinner. 'Perfect,' She thought.
"Hey Lorelai!" Luke said, as happy to see her, as she was to see him. "Sit down, your burgers will be right out." He headed to the kitchen.
This confused almost the entire diner. Luke was never this nice, not even to Lorelai. A few moments later, Luke returned from the kitchen carrying their meals. Lorelai and Rory grinned as they received their meals.
"Thanks Luke," the younger Gilmore said.
"Yeah, thanks stud." The elder one said loudly.
"That's a little over the top Lorelai." Luke hissed as he poured her hot chocolate, as she still wasn't allowed coffee.
The Gilmore Girls ate their meals and talked and talked and…well…talked. Soon the diner was completely empty and Lorelai was surprised that no one had interrogated her about the little show she had put on earlier. Also a little disappointed; she needed to 'up the anty' a little.
Rory and Lorelai had just finished their dessert when Luke emerged from the storeroom with a huge smile on his face.
"Ok this is to weird, Luke smiling? Now that's just wrong!" Rory exclaimed. "I'll meet you at home mom, don't be too long." She said as she left.
Lorelai turned to Luke. "Hey you. Haven't talked to you all night, you been hiding?"
"I served you didn't I? I thought you wanted to be subtle with the little 'innuendoes.' Seriously, 'stud'? that is NOT subtle."
Lorelai shrugged, "I was just testing my ground." She kissed him softly and left, hundreds of strategies floating around in her head as she walked home.
A/N- if you didn't get my whole 'Obi-one Kanobe' allusion then just think about it ok?! And wen u finally crack the code, REVIEW!!! But im not sayin u cant review if u don't get it, ALL ARE WELCOME TO REVIEW AND MAKE SUGGESTIONS!!
Chapter 9: Luke…I AM YOUR FATHER!
As the two pulled back from another long, passionate kiss, Luke grinned. Lorelai keep her eyes closed and lips pursed, savoring the feel of his lips against hers. Luke wrapped his arms around Lorelai's waist as she rested her head on his chest, still sitting on his lap. They stayed like that for a few moments and Luke was the first to speak.
"That was the most amazing moment of my entire life," he whispered. Lorelai blushed slightly.
"Aww that's so sweet! Are you going all soft? That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me."
"I'm sure its not. And no I'm not going soft, it's called a complement, I'm not turning in a poof." He defended himself.
"Way to wreck a moment, Obi-one." She stated.
"I'm not a knob."
"Oh my god! I think you're the first person to ever get that joke, you must be my soul mate." He grinned a little at her choice of words. She continued, "Everyone else in this town is so stupid sometimes, and damn nosy! You remember what happened to Rory the day you bought me back from the hospital?! It was an outrage! Don't those people have anything interesting happening in their lives? Why do they have to stick their nose in ours?!"
"Yeah I know, when you stayed at home for the week Taylor and Miss Patty came to the diner one day but left straight away when they saw you weren't there. I asked them why the next day and they said it was because, "There's no point in being there if your not gunna get your daily dose of Luke and Lorelai!" Do they think we're on The Bold and the Beautiful or something! I've just about had enough of their nosyness!" Luke took a breath, "Over to you in the rant studio, Lorelai."
"Late breaking news," she played along. "Lorelai Gilmore of Stars Hollow has just had a brainwave, updates will be made throughout the day so please stayed tuned."
"Shoot."
"Well I was thinking that maybe we could get them back. We could flirt relentlessly and make little 'sexual innuendoes' to each other, letting them think there's something going on. When they ask about it, and not doubt they will, we can completely deny anything, just to piss them off!" She smirked evilly. "We won't tell anyone, except Rory of course, and when we find it impossible to keep up the charade then we'll admit everything! Its pure genius!"
"The only thing I could decipher from that so-called plan, was that you're embarrassed to be with me," he frowned.
"Aww no Luke! Now you are DEFINATELY Obi-one! There is no way I would be embarrassed to be with you! It's just that I have three weeks to entertain myself with and no other projects! Please let me have some fun!" She pouted.
"Ok…as long as you visit me though."
"Of course, but on that note I must depart. Rory should be home from school by now." She leaned in for another light kiss and got up to walk towards the door. She pointed and the doorknob and smiled. "Hey Luke! Its your best friend!" She mocked before leaving the apartment. Luke just sat back and smiled to himself once more.
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"Hulllllllloooooooooooooooo?" Lorelai called through the front door as she arrived home.
"In the kitchen mom!" Rory replied.
"Hi! You have a good day at school? Get any bad assignments? Have any homework? Are you hungry? Do you need anything?"
"It was Charlton Heston."
"What?"
"We were playing 20 questions weren't we? I just thought you wanted to know which famous person I was thinking of." Rory said, turning back to the chocolate cake in front of her.
"Your lame." Lorelai sat across the table and stared at Rory while she ate. Rory looked at Lorelai and seeing the huge smile that played across her lips she asked,
"I know that look. What do you have to tell me?"
"Luke kissed me today." She blurted out quickly. Rory spat out the piece of icing she had just put in her mouth.
"What?!" she asked excitedly.
"We were talking in his apartment this afternoon and I said he was predictable and he kissed me."
"This is great! Have you told Sookie?"
"That's the thing. We can't tell anyone, we have a plan." Lorelai went on to explain the plan and after Rory agreed to play along, they decided to go out for dinner. Three guesses as to where.
"Luke!" Lorelai shouted as she burst through the door to the diner. After inspecting the room she noticed many of the Stars Hollow snoops, as she liked to call them, sitting at the tables having dinner. 'Perfect,' She thought.
"Hey Lorelai!" Luke said, as happy to see her, as she was to see him. "Sit down, your burgers will be right out." He headed to the kitchen.
This confused almost the entire diner. Luke was never this nice, not even to Lorelai. A few moments later, Luke returned from the kitchen carrying their meals. Lorelai and Rory grinned as they received their meals.
"Thanks Luke," the younger Gilmore said.
"Yeah, thanks stud." The elder one said loudly.
"That's a little over the top Lorelai." Luke hissed as he poured her hot chocolate, as she still wasn't allowed coffee.
The Gilmore Girls ate their meals and talked and talked and…well…talked. Soon the diner was completely empty and Lorelai was surprised that no one had interrogated her about the little show she had put on earlier. Also a little disappointed; she needed to 'up the anty' a little.
Rory and Lorelai had just finished their dessert when Luke emerged from the storeroom with a huge smile on his face.
"Ok this is to weird, Luke smiling? Now that's just wrong!" Rory exclaimed. "I'll meet you at home mom, don't be too long." She said as she left.
Lorelai turned to Luke. "Hey you. Haven't talked to you all night, you been hiding?"
"I served you didn't I? I thought you wanted to be subtle with the little 'innuendoes.' Seriously, 'stud'? that is NOT subtle."
Lorelai shrugged, "I was just testing my ground." She kissed him softly and left, hundreds of strategies floating around in her head as she walked home.
A/N- if you didn't get my whole 'Obi-one Kanobe' allusion then just think about it ok?! And wen u finally crack the code, REVIEW!!! But im not sayin u cant review if u don't get it, ALL ARE WELCOME TO REVIEW AND MAKE SUGGESTIONS!!