a/n: sorry for lack of reading material! i love you reviewers! well same rules apply: read/review, but no flames please! =D
~chapter 4 - the not so perfect present~
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"It's so hard finding a present!" Ginny exclaimed, rummaging through the pile of miscellaneous items in a basket.
Penelope continued watching.
"Hurry up, Miss, we have a long line of people waiting for you to pick an item!" The storekeeper said.
Ginny grabbed a random item and placed it on the counter. "I'll buy this, thank you very much."
"Five sickles and three knuts, please." The storekeeper put the item inside a small bag and handed it to Ginny.
Ginny handed the money and walked to Penelope.
"So, what did you get him?" Penelope asked.
Ginny pulled out the item. "I got him—PANTIES?"
Penelope pulled the box of lady underwear from Ginny. "If I were D—your secret santa, I'd be wishing for tighty-whiteys or even boxers when I see this present."
Draco walked by. "Weaslet, it would be much better if you didn't block the entrance." He stared at the pink polka dotted underwear. "You couldn't afford the best present, could you? That has to be one of the worst presents ever." Draco opened the brass handled doors and walked into the shop with a face full of laughter.
"You can just return it or exchange it." Penelope said, looking at the sign on the door.
"You didn't read the fine print, did you? It says 'No returns/exchanges on items in the miscellaneous baskets.' Now what can I do?" Ginny sighed.
"Tell him it's a hat." Penelope balanced the box of underwear on top of her head.
"Penny," Ginny sighed, "No one in our school wears panties on top of their heads."
"That's why you set the trend! I'll set it with you." The box of underwear fell onto the snow covered ground.
"We have to find guys too, because if it's just only girls Draco wouldn't go near these 'hats.'"
"We'll get Ron and Harry to wear them or maybe the entire lot of Gryfindors."
"We need Slytherins too. Draco wouldn't go near Gryfindor infected 'hats'."
"Well, let's go and buy more of these hats and sell them to the students of Hogwarts." Penelope pulled Ginny into "Merlin's Wife's Secrets," a store with miscellaneous womanly items and underwear.
"Why can't you tell me who you picked?" Pansy asked.
"Because it wouldn't be a secret, would it?" Draco answered.
"Oh, I understand. Well, if I were you I'd get this for your Secret Santa." Pansy pulled a box from the shelf.
"You're not my Secret Santa." Draco said angrily, He pulled the box away from Pansy and brought it to the counter. "Wrap it please."
The cashier smiled. "Sure." The cashier grinned.
"Draco... uh..." Pansy pulled Draco's robe.
"Just leave me alone, please." Draco grabbed the wrapped present from the cashier and walked outside.
"Draco...you just bought tampons." Pansy said.
"Right. All that matters if you like this present, possibly my Secret Santa would like it also." Draco began to rip the present open.
"She doesn't seem like the type to use it..."
"You don't seem like the type either. She's much smaller in size...—HOLY MERLIN. Holiday tampons? Return this!!"
"You can't return wrapped presents..." Ginny said, walking out of "Merlin's Wife's Secrets" with her friend Penelope.
"Well I unwrapped it, which means is not wrapped anymore!" Draco said.
"Draco, you're an idiot." Ginny responded and walked away with Penelope to the Ice Cream shop.
"You can always buy another gift..." Pansy said.
"Another gift? Everyday I learn new things..." Draco shoved the box of tampons into Pansy's waist.
***
"Early Christmas presents! Open them up and wear them to dinner." Ginny announced. She threw gift bags at the students from the stairs above the common room.
"Ginny, are you all right?" Ron asked, revealing the gift inside the bag.
"Don't look at me, it's Penelope's idea!" Ginny said.
Everyone glared at Penelope.
"Some of us are men, did you know that Penelope?" Ron said.
"Oh, who cares! Just wear them on your head! Oh and give them to your Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, or Slytherin friends!" Penelope said, grabbing gift bags and throwing them at the students.
"What went wrong, Ginny? What went wrong?" Ron sighed.
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a/n: very odd chapter. please don't ask what i had for breakfast... or anything like that...well its now time for another round of thank yous!
=m0oxmonkey=: heh heh thank you monkey! =D
tears of fate: lmao! long beefy reviews = nice! *hint hint to new reviewers of chap 4*
lilazndreamergrl: =D
swimfan: =D
malfoys gal: =D
bananaberry jam: =D
cheekylildevilzzz: yay long beefy review! heh heh. thanks for adding me to your favorite story list! =D
did you guys notice i named this chapter differently? did you guys also notice it's not christmas anymore? =( oh well hope you guys keep reviewing! of course with no flames... =) btw if you found this chapter short... it's 'cause i got struck by the writer's block bolt!
~chapter 4 - the not so perfect present~
~~
"It's so hard finding a present!" Ginny exclaimed, rummaging through the pile of miscellaneous items in a basket.
Penelope continued watching.
"Hurry up, Miss, we have a long line of people waiting for you to pick an item!" The storekeeper said.
Ginny grabbed a random item and placed it on the counter. "I'll buy this, thank you very much."
"Five sickles and three knuts, please." The storekeeper put the item inside a small bag and handed it to Ginny.
Ginny handed the money and walked to Penelope.
"So, what did you get him?" Penelope asked.
Ginny pulled out the item. "I got him—PANTIES?"
Penelope pulled the box of lady underwear from Ginny. "If I were D—your secret santa, I'd be wishing for tighty-whiteys or even boxers when I see this present."
Draco walked by. "Weaslet, it would be much better if you didn't block the entrance." He stared at the pink polka dotted underwear. "You couldn't afford the best present, could you? That has to be one of the worst presents ever." Draco opened the brass handled doors and walked into the shop with a face full of laughter.
"You can just return it or exchange it." Penelope said, looking at the sign on the door.
"You didn't read the fine print, did you? It says 'No returns/exchanges on items in the miscellaneous baskets.' Now what can I do?" Ginny sighed.
"Tell him it's a hat." Penelope balanced the box of underwear on top of her head.
"Penny," Ginny sighed, "No one in our school wears panties on top of their heads."
"That's why you set the trend! I'll set it with you." The box of underwear fell onto the snow covered ground.
"We have to find guys too, because if it's just only girls Draco wouldn't go near these 'hats.'"
"We'll get Ron and Harry to wear them or maybe the entire lot of Gryfindors."
"We need Slytherins too. Draco wouldn't go near Gryfindor infected 'hats'."
"Well, let's go and buy more of these hats and sell them to the students of Hogwarts." Penelope pulled Ginny into "Merlin's Wife's Secrets," a store with miscellaneous womanly items and underwear.
"Why can't you tell me who you picked?" Pansy asked.
"Because it wouldn't be a secret, would it?" Draco answered.
"Oh, I understand. Well, if I were you I'd get this for your Secret Santa." Pansy pulled a box from the shelf.
"You're not my Secret Santa." Draco said angrily, He pulled the box away from Pansy and brought it to the counter. "Wrap it please."
The cashier smiled. "Sure." The cashier grinned.
"Draco... uh..." Pansy pulled Draco's robe.
"Just leave me alone, please." Draco grabbed the wrapped present from the cashier and walked outside.
"Draco...you just bought tampons." Pansy said.
"Right. All that matters if you like this present, possibly my Secret Santa would like it also." Draco began to rip the present open.
"She doesn't seem like the type to use it..."
"You don't seem like the type either. She's much smaller in size...—HOLY MERLIN. Holiday tampons? Return this!!"
"You can't return wrapped presents..." Ginny said, walking out of "Merlin's Wife's Secrets" with her friend Penelope.
"Well I unwrapped it, which means is not wrapped anymore!" Draco said.
"Draco, you're an idiot." Ginny responded and walked away with Penelope to the Ice Cream shop.
"You can always buy another gift..." Pansy said.
"Another gift? Everyday I learn new things..." Draco shoved the box of tampons into Pansy's waist.
***
"Early Christmas presents! Open them up and wear them to dinner." Ginny announced. She threw gift bags at the students from the stairs above the common room.
"Ginny, are you all right?" Ron asked, revealing the gift inside the bag.
"Don't look at me, it's Penelope's idea!" Ginny said.
Everyone glared at Penelope.
"Some of us are men, did you know that Penelope?" Ron said.
"Oh, who cares! Just wear them on your head! Oh and give them to your Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, or Slytherin friends!" Penelope said, grabbing gift bags and throwing them at the students.
"What went wrong, Ginny? What went wrong?" Ron sighed.
~~
a/n: very odd chapter. please don't ask what i had for breakfast... or anything like that...well its now time for another round of thank yous!
=m0oxmonkey=: heh heh thank you monkey! =D
tears of fate: lmao! long beefy reviews = nice! *hint hint to new reviewers of chap 4*
lilazndreamergrl: =D
swimfan: =D
malfoys gal: =D
bananaberry jam: =D
cheekylildevilzzz: yay long beefy review! heh heh. thanks for adding me to your favorite story list! =D
did you guys notice i named this chapter differently? did you guys also notice it's not christmas anymore? =( oh well hope you guys keep reviewing! of course with no flames... =) btw if you found this chapter short... it's 'cause i got struck by the writer's block bolt!