Artemis:….I'm scared Soujiro…really scared….
Soujiro: I know…..I bet she'll be screaming at us in 5.….4.…..3.….2.….1.…..
Kyoko: SOUJIRO!!! ARTEMIS!!!!!
Artemis and Soujiro: AAAAH!! *runs like hell*
Artemis: okay! Read Kyoko's survey, and please, SAVE OUR SOULS!!!
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To: Female_Battousai25@msn.com
From: tenken_no_soujiro18@hotmail.com
Hey Kyoko! Artemis sent me this e-mail survey. Oh, and could you skip over #47, please?
~Soujiro
1) Name: Kyoko Himura
2) Age: 18
3) Gender: Female
4) Hair Color: black(I know, I'm different from Niisan)
5) Nicknames: Battousai Girl(that's all I can think of!)
6) Eye Color: violet
7) Plans for World Domination?: no
8) Have you ever been to sniper school?: no. I have no clue what a sniper is!
9) Are you super loyal to your friends?: not super loyal to them. Only a little
10) Have you ever wanted to run away?: yes, and I did too
11) Have you ever pooped on some one else on purpose?: [………] I agree
12) Do you still watch cartoons?: yes!
13) What are your plans to take over the world?: I dunno, maybe kill the most powerful leaders in da world, but then again, I really don't wanna take over the world
14) What school do you go to? I don't go to school
15) Do you like cheese? [No! eww!] [hmm, that answer seems to defy your pizza obsession. Yes. I like cheese. ^_^ cheese good!] yes! Cheese very good!
16) What are the name(s) of your alter egos in your head?: angel, devil, moron, and smartypants(^_^)
17) Do you have magical powers?: yes, I can light a flaming inferno to anyone who gets me angry, annoyed or any other negative mood. (Soujiro: *gulps*)
18) What type of music do you listen to?: hmm, rock. Its best to use to scare away teenyboppers. ^_^
19) Is it a crime that they didn't put alcohols in the flesh juice?: ???? *ish confused*
20) Should we send a crew to Washington, D.C. to get the large metal pole out of Bush's ass?: [there's a large metal pole up Bush's ass? I never knew that! ^_^] *sighs* no soujiro, there is no large metal pole in bush's ass.
21) Do you like shiny objects?: swords are shiny, so yes!
22) Is your boyfirned/girlfriend really a cheap ho?: [yeah Artemis. Is Bakura really a cheap ho? And Kyoko is not a cheap ho!! Is she? -_-?] first of all, Artemis's b/f really is a cheap ho! Haha! And second of all, I AM NOT A CHEAP HO!!! :-P soujiro is no a cheap ho!!
23) Do you think squirrels are after us?: [squirrels = evil…they're after us….] you're really acting stoopid today, aren't ya? But I do have to agree, squirrels are evil!
24) Do you fling flaming turtles at people?: [no! hell no! I fling flaming arrows at people. ^_~] [ya should've seen when she launched a flaming arrow onto Sano's back. It took him 10 minutes to realize it was burning his shirt. ^_^ no. its cruel to set turtles on fire!!] ahh, yes. That was a keeper. And yes, I do fling flaming turtles at people. (just don't tell soujiro!)
25) Do you say "To hell with copy right!"? yes. Copyright ish stoopid!!!
26) Are you dumping on your friends or being dumped on? Neither.
27) Do most of your friends need serious help?:[ ….yes. The 'twins' Artemis and Akerri(hopefully they're not here to see this..)] very true *nods* Kamatari needs help. Sure, he looks great as a female, but I think it would be better if he be true to his gender. ^_^
28) Have the nice men in white coats come and taken you away yet?: [is Sano the nice man in the white coat? 'cause if he is, then yes..^_^"] hey! that's a good point! Is sano the nice man in the white coat? if he is then yyyyy-no. ^_^
29) Are your friends loud?: yesh, very very very very…….(u get the point, ne?)
30) Who's the quietest? [Aoshi (so quiet, he's scary!)] [true, true. I agree] count me in too!
31) Who is most reliable? [Soujiro! 3] [aww, thanx Artie! Hmm, I'll return the favor. Artemis is the most reliable person I know.] you mean I'm not reliable? *sniffs* Kenshin
32) Least reliable? [Misao XP] yesh! She gives a bad name to ninjas!! XP
33)Biggest pyro?: Shishio(he was literally on fire!)
34) Who are your best friends? Soujiro, Artemis, Mina, Akane, Kaoru, and Sano
35) Chocolate or vanilla?(ice cream): Chocolate
36) Chocolate or vanilla over all: [Chocolate (chocolate rocks!! To hell wit vanilla!! XD)] [….chocolate lovers….eh. Vanilla] whats wrong wit chocolate? Its an awesome flavor!
37) Sunset or sunrise?: sunrise
38) Darkness or light? light
39) Evil or good? evil
40) Do you have any siblings?: [nope, not anymore. I killed them! Yay! ^_^] are u drunk, sou-kun? Cuz a while ago, u were being all depressed cuz u killed yer family. Yes I do have a sibling. My Niisan, Kenshin.
41) To be or not to be? To be
42) What is the air sped velocity of an unlade swallow?: ……..
43) What do you do when you're confused?: *shrugz* I eat on a confused mind
44) Do you believe in God?: sorta. I also think that Buddha and God are the same.
45) If you could be smarter or prettier which would it be? Smarter. Am I not pretty enough?
Have you ever.......
46) Blown up your sibling?: …..yes
47) Gone skinny dipping? [Um…..hehe, yes.] [y-yes….with Artemis…..] well, no, but- WHAT!!!! ARTEMIS!! YOU DID WHAT!! YOU'LL PAY YOU EVIL !*@^#&%^@(@ (Artemis&Soujiro: whoo boy…)
48) Run around nude?: no
49) Flung poo and blamed it on the monkey?: no
50) Flung poo and blamed it on the invisible monkeys?: [this is really getting stupid….no!] [I agree. And no. I've never even seen the invisible monkeys anyway] you can't see an invisible monkey baka!!
51) Rolled around in jello?: no
52) Set fire to a turtle?: yes
53) Set fire to yourself?: no
54) Used this face on msn o-O? no
55) Asked the person next to you on the bus for an enema?:……nooooo
56) Stayed up all night watching a TV special?: yes
57) Broke a promise when it was in your power not to?: yes
58) Are you doing this quiz because a) Your friends set fire to you b)
your friends WILL set fire to you?: neither
59) What will you do to your friends if they do NOT do this quiz?: [I dunno, set them on fire?] [see! See! Whatta did I tell ya! And I'd probably do nothing. I'm a pretty shy guy…] Artemis isn't the one who'll be setting things on fire today Sou-kun…..
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Artemis & Soujiro: *are all tied up*
Kyoko: Artemis, you have gone wayy too far this time. *waves her finger at Artemis*
Artemis: *bites Kyoko's finger*
Kyoko: yowwiez!! hmph.I can't believe this. Where did you skinnydip in the first place?!
Soujiro: uh….
Artemis:….well, the lake seemed pretty calming to me and then Soujiro came by and….
Kyoko: forget about it. I dun wanna hear the details!
Artemis: aaah, c'mon! we didn't do anything! I took a swim in the lake, big deal!
Kyoko: but, YOU HAD NO CLOTHES ON!!!
Artemis: *changes da subject*who did you send this to?
Kyoko: to my Niisan, Kenshin
Artemis: hoo boy, I bet its gonna be full o' 'oro' and 'that I am'
Kyoko: correct, but don't change the subject!! *cracks her knuckles.* okay! Its go time!
Artemis & Soujiro: OH NOOOO!!!
Artemis: *cheek is swollen* pweez review da fic….owiez!