Artemis: *cheek is still swollen* okay. Kenshin's turn to fill in the evil survey.

Kenshin: but I don't have a computer, that I do not.

Artemis: *drags Kenshin all the way to her computer* there. Start filling.

Kenshin: aw, that sucks.

Artemis: oro? O.o

Kenshin: hey! that's my line!

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To:scarred_for_lifeX@yahoo.com

From:Female_Battousai25@msn.com

Here Niisan. Soujiro sent it to me. I'm a bit angry right now so don't try to get anywhere near me.

~Kyoko

1) Name: Kenshin Himura

2) Age: 28

3) Gender: male

4) Hair Color: orangy-reddish

5) Nicknames: [Battousai Girl(that's all I can think of!)] Battousai, rurouni, swirley-eyed samurai, Kenii(Ayame &Suzume) Ken-san(Megumi)

6) Eye Color: violet

7) Plans for World Domination?: no

8) Have you ever been to sniper school?: [no. I have no clue what a sniper is!] I think a sniper is a gun, de gozaru. no

9) Are you super loyal to your friends?: I am super loyal to my friends, that I am.

10) Have you ever wanted to run away?: [yes, and I did too] and that wasn't a good idea either. no

11) Have you ever pooped on some one else on purpose?: [………] [I agree] oro?

12) Do you still watch cartoons?: no

13) What are your plans to take over the world?: [I dunno, maybe kill the most powerful leaders in da world, but then again, I really don't wanna take over the world] where'd you get that idea? And I don't have any plans to take over the world, de gozaru.

14) What school do you go to? I don't go to school

15) Do you like cheese? [No! eww!] [hmm, that answer seems to defy your pizza obsession. Yes. I like cheese. ^_^ cheese good!] [yes! Cheese very good!] yes. Cheese is very good! ^_^

16) What are the name(s) of your alter egos in your head?: [angel, devil, moron, and smartypants(^_^)] you are acting very odd, that you are. My alter ego is actually the Battousai.

17) Do you have magical powers?: [yes, I can light a flaming inferno to anyone who gets me angry, annoyed or any other negative mood. (Soujiro: *gulps*)] you never told me that. *thinks* hey! Why don't I have fire power! I don't have any super powers!

18) What type of music do you listen to?: [hmm, rock. Its best to use to scare away teenyboppers. ^_^] you scare everyone away when you play music like that. I like classical music.

19) Is it a crime that they didn't put alcohols in the flesh juice?: oro?

20) Should we send a crew to Washington, D.C. to get the large metal pole out of Bush's ass?: [there's a large metal pole up Bush's ass? I never knew that! ^_^] [*sighs* no soujiro, there is no large metal pole in bush's ass. ] double oro?

21) Do you like shiny objects?: [swords are shiny, so yes! ^_^] same here.

22) Is your boyfirned/girlfriend really a cheap ho?: [yeah Artemis. Is Bakura really a cheap ho? And Kyoko is not a cheap ho!! Is she? -_-?] [first of all, Artemis's b/f really is a cheap ho! Haha! And second of all, I AM NOT A CHEAP HO!!! :-P soujiro is no a cheap ho!!] seesha does not have a girlfriend, that I do not.

23) Do you think squirrels are after us?: [squirrels = evil…they're after us….] [you're really acting stoopid today, aren't ya? But I do have to agree, squirrels are evil!] yes, very much.

24) Do you fling flaming turtles at people?: [no! hell no! I fling flaming arrows at people. ^_~] [ya should've seen when she launched a flaming arrow onto Sano's back. It took him 10 minutes to realize it was burning his shirt. ^_^ no. its cruel to set turtles on fire!!] [ahh, yes. That was a keeper. And yes, I do fling flaming turtles at people. (just don't tell soujiro!)] you what?! *faints*

25) Do you say "To hell with copy right!"? no

26) Are you dumping on your friends or being dumped on? Neither.

27) Do most of your friends need serious help?: no. my friends are perfectly fine the way they are.

28) Have the nice men in white coats come and taken you away yet?: [is Sano the nice man in the white coat? 'cause if he is, then yes..^_^"] [hey! that's a good point! Is sano the nice man in the white coat? if he is then yyyyy-no. ^_^] I think that sano is the nice man in the white coat. he's the only person I know who has a white coat. so no.

29) Are your friends loud?: [yesh, very very very very…….(u get the point, ne?)] very true, very ,very true.

30) Who's the quietest? [Aoshi (so quiet, he's scary!)] [true, true. I agree] [count me in too!] me too!

31) Who is most reliable? [Soujiro! 3] [aww, thanx Artie! Hmm, I'll return the favor. Artemis is the most reliable person I know.] [you mean I'm not reliable? *sniffs* Kenshin] aww, how sweet. Sorry Kyoko, but I think Kaoru is someone I can really rely on.

32) Least reliable? [Misao XP] [yesh! She gives a bad name to ninjas!! XP] hmm, you guys are a bit paranoid.

33)Biggest pyro?: [Shishio(he was literally on fire!)] I agree.(I always agree with my sister!)

34) Who are your best friends? Kaoru, Sano, Yahiko, Artemis, Kyoko, Megumi

35) Chocolate or vanilla?(ice cream): Vanilla

36) Chocolate or vanilla over all: [Chocolate (chocolate rocks!! To hell wit vanilla!! XD)] [….chocolate lovers….eh. Vanilla] [whats wrong wit chocolate? Its an awesome flavor!] nothings wrong with it, Kyoko. Chocolate is yummy! Mmmmm!

37) Sunset or sunrise?: sunrise

38) Darkness or light? light

39) Evil or good? good

40) Do you have any siblings?: [nope, not anymore. I killed them! Yay! ^_^] [are u drunk, sou-kun? Cuz a while ago, u were being all depressed cuz u killed yer family. Yes I do have a sibling. My Niisan, Kenshin.] Kyoko is my little sister

41) To be or not to be? Not to be

42) What is the air sped velocity of an unlade swallow?: [……..] oro?! O_o

43) What do you do when you're confused?: I….don't….know…..

44) Do you believe in God?: I don't think so, do I?

45) If you could be smarter or prettier which would it be? Smarter.

Have you ever.......

46) Blown up your sibling?: no, but I have been blown up before.

47) Gone skinny dipping? [Um…..hehe, yes.] [y-yes….with Artemis…..] [well, no, but- WHAT!!!! ARTEMIS!! YOU DID WHAT!! YOU'LL PAY YOU EVIL !*@^#&%^@(@ (Artemis&Soujiro: whoo boy…)] seesha is scared, that he is.. @_@ no

48) Run around nude?: no

49) Flung poo and blamed it on the monkey?: no

50) Flung poo and blamed it on the invisible monkeys?: [this is really getting stupid….no!] [I agree. And no. I've never even seen the invisible monkeys anyway] [you can't see an invisible monkey baka!! ] that is true, but what would an invisible monkey look like anyway?

51) Rolled around in jello?: no

52) Set fire to a turtle?: [yes] **faints again**

53) Set fire to yourself?: no

54) Used this face on msn o-O? yes. Plenty of times

55) Asked the person next to you on the bus for an enema?: XP ewww!

56) Stayed up all night watching a TV special?: no

57) Broke a promise when it was in your power not to?: no

58) Are you doing this quiz because a) Your friends set fire to you b)

your friends WILL set fire to you?: neither

59) What will you do to your friends if they do NOT do this quiz?: [I dunno, set them on fire?] [see! See! Whatta did I tell ya! And I'd probably do nothing. I'm a pretty shy guy…] [Artemis isn't the one who'll be setting things on fire today Sou-kun…..] uh, seesha don't think you should be setting anyone one fire…..again…..I don't know what I'd do if my friends don't answer me. Probably nothing.

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Artemis: So, Kenshin. Who'd you send it to.

Kenshin: Seesha sent it to Kaoru-dono, that I did.

Artemis: hoo boy, this is gonna get interesting. Anywayz, thank you to all who reviewed! Oh, yeah. Mazoku-Princess, when you asked who Soujiro and Kyoko were, Soujiro is one of the Juppon Gatana in the Kyoto arc and Kyoko is just my OC. I hope ya liked Kenshin's survey! I'm so happy! ^_^

Kenshin: Does Kaoru-dono have a computer?

Artemis: Is there any electricity in the Kamiya Dojo?

Kenshin: no

Artemis: then no. *grabs Kaoru* start filling in the survey Jo-chan!

Kaoru: aww man. *starts typing*