Artemis: Hello people! If you've read the last chapter, Kaoru sent the survey to Yahiko! 'Nuff said, lets get to da fic!!……Akerri!!!
Akerri: *mixing a potion* hehehe….*glances at Artemis* what?!
Artemis: What are you doing?!
Akerri: I just borrowed one of your spellbooks! C'mon! My mage powers were taken away during the dimension warp!!
Artemis: *sighs* fine! Fine! What kinda spell are ya doing anyway?
Akerri: *laughs evily* you'll see….
Artemis: I don't like this. -_-;……*a fax comes in* ooh! Look! *grabs the fax and reads it* okie dokie people! I just got Yahiko's survey! Thank you Yahiko! Now skip this crap and read!….I'm getting an ice cream sandwich…..
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To: Only10_and_KickingAss@msn.com
From: Kamiya_girl17@hotmail.com
Hey Yahiko! Here's something interesting for you to do. It's kinda confusinf, but don't ask me.
~Kaoru
1) Name: Yahiko Myoujin
2) Age: 10
3) Gender: male
4) Hair Color: black
5) Nicknames: I really don't have a nickname, unless you count 'the brat' as one.
6) Eye Color: brown
7) Plans for World Domination?: no
8) Have you ever been to sniper school?: no
9) Are you super loyal to your friends?: hmm, is maybe an answer?
10) Have you ever wanted to run away?: all the time, all the time.
11) Have you ever pooped on some one else on purpose?: [………] [I agree] [oro?] […..is this some sorta joke?] it probably is.
12) Do you still watch cartoons?: yes
13) What are your plans to take over the world?: I don't have any plans to take over the world.
14) What school do you go to? Yes, but not the stupid kind of school where you write down stuff. I'm a student of the Kamiya dojo, and I say it out loud with pride! ((I would've said it louder if I had a better teacher, though))
15) Do you like cheese? [No! eww!] [hmm, that answer seems to defy your pizza obsession. Yes. I like cheese. ^_^ cheese good!] [yes! Cheese very good!] [yes. Cheese is very good! ^_^] [cheeese…mmmmm, yummie.] I luv cheese. Cheese in my crackers, in my bread, in Sano's shampoo that I rigged….
16) What are the name(s) of your alter egos in your head: my alter ego's name is superman!!
17) Do you have magical powers?: unfortunately no. IWANT SUPERPOWERS!!!ARTEMIS! GET ME SUPERPOWERS!!! (Artemis: shaddup Yahiko!!!) okay…
18) What type of music do you listen to?: punk rock ish cool!
19) Is it a crime that they didn't put alcohols in the flesh juice?: O.o???
20) Should we send a crew to Washington, D.C. to get the large metal pole out of Bush's ass?: [there's a large metal pole up Bush's ass? I never knew that! ^_^] [*sighs* no soujiro, there is no large metal pole in bush's ass. ] [double oro?] [if there's a large metal pole in his ass, then how does he sit?] I don't know who Bush is….
21) Do you like shiny objects?: [swords are shiny, so yes! ^_^] [same here.] one day, I'm gonna have a sword like you guys!! But till then, shiny objects suck! They hurt my eyes!!
22) Is your boyfirned/girlfriend really a cheap ho?: [seesha does not have a girlfriend, that I do not.] [not for long….hee hee hee….] Kenshin!! Watch out!! An ugly racoon's gonna take you away!! Oh yeah, I don't have a girlfriend.
23) Do you think squirrels are after us?: [squirrels = evil…they're after us….] [you're really acting stoopid today, aren't ya? But I do have to agree, squirrels are evil!] [yes, very much.] [bad squirrels!! They won't leave us alone!!!] *thinks about squirrels* aaaah!! I scared myself!!
24) Do you fling flaming turtles at people?: [never!! Poor turtles! Kyoko will never learn.] not yet. Kyoko is gonna teach me how to light a turtle on fire tomorrow! Its gonna be awesome!
25) Do you say "To hell with copy right!"? . yes yes, and yes.
26) Are you dumping on your friends or being dumped on? Neither.
27) Do most of your friends need serious help?: yes, very much.
28) Have the nice men in white coats come and taken you away yet?: [is Sano the nice man in the white coat? 'cause if he is, then yes..^_^"] [hey! that's a good point! Is sano the nice man in the white coat? if he is then yyyyy-no. ^_^] [I think that sano is the nice man in the white coat. he's the only person I know who has a white coat. so no.] [Yes!! Sano is the nice man in the white coat! but what does it mean when he takes us away? Where?] Sano is the only man in the white, so he is the nice man in the white coat! hey soujiro, when Sano took you away, where did he take you?
29) Are your friends loud?: [yesh, very very very very…….(u get the point, ne?)] [very true, very ,very true.] [they are really loud. I'm surprised that we're not even deaf!] good point! I'm going to get earpluggs!
30) Who's the quietest? [Aoshi (so quiet, he's scary!)] [true, true. I agree] [count me in too!] [me too!] [me three!! So scary.] me four! Scary scary scary!
31) Who is most reliable? [Soujiro! 3] [aww, thanx Artie! Hmm, I'll return the favor. Artemis is the most reliable person I know.] [you mean I'm not reliable? *sniffs* Kenshin] [aww, how sweet. Sorry Kyoko, but I think Kaoru is someone I can really rely on.] [thank you Kenshin! Kenshin is the most reliable person ever!!] Kenshin, my one word answer for everything.
32) Least reliable? [Misao XP] [yesh! She gives a bad name to ninjas!! XP] [hmm, you guys are a bit paranoid.] [Misao isn't bad! Now that Sano, tsk, tsk.] the least reliable is of course, Sano, duh!
33)Biggest pyro?: [Shishio(he was literally on fire!)] [I agree.(I always agree with my sister!)] [I disagree. Even if Shishio was on fire, Sano is more hot-headed.] hey! You stole the words right outta my mouth! Thief! Thief!
34) Who are your best friends? Sano, Kaoru, Kenshin, Megumi, Artemis, and Kyoko
35) Chocolate or vanilla?(ice cream): Vanilla
36) Chocolate or vanilla over all: [Chocolate (chocolate rocks!! To hell wit vanilla!! XD)] [….chocolate lovers….eh. Vanilla] [whats wrong wit chocolate? Its an awesome flavor!] [nothings wrong with it, Kyoko. Chocolate is yummy! Mmmmm!] [chocolate is yummy!!] no! chocolate is bad!! It gives me pimples!! *shivers* I'll never forget that horrible moment.((read Yahiko's First Pimple for further information)) vanilla is safe, AND tasty!
37) Sunset or sunrise?: sunrise
38) Darkness or light? light
39) Evil or good? good
40) Do you have any siblings?: no, I am an only child, and don't count Kaoru as my sister!
41) To be or not to be? To be
42) What is the air sped velocity of an unlade swallow?: [……..] [oro?! O_o] [what the heck?!] what is an unlade swallow?
43) What do you do when you're confused?: [I don't know. I just stay still until my brain turns on again.] I do the same exact thing.
44) Do you believe in God?: [I don't think so, do I?] [I'll go with that answer…] if God is the person that that Shougo-dude was preaching about, then no.
45) If you could be smarter or prettier which would it be? [Smarter. I already surpassed the most beautiful! ^_^] you're really freaking me out. I would rather be smarter.
Have you ever.......
46) Blown up your sibling?: no, but I've tried to blow up Kaoru with Artemis's fireworks before.
47) Gone skinny dipping? [Um…..hehe, yes.] [y-yes….with Artemis…..] [well, no, but- WHAT!!!! ARTEMIS!! YOU DID WHAT!! YOU'LL PAY YOU EVIL !*@^#&%^@(@ (Artemis&Soujiro: whoo boy…)] [seesha is scared, that he is.. @_@ no] [so am I. Ya should've seen what Kyoko did to Artemis. She's lucky that she knew some healing spells.] skinny dipping?! Why would I wanna swim naked?
48) Run around nude?: no
49) Flung poo and blamed it on the monkey?: no
50) Flung poo and blamed it on the invisible monkeys?: [this is really getting stupid….no!] [I agree. And no. I've never even seen the invisible monkeys anyway] [you can't see an invisible monkey baka!! ] [that is true, but what would an invisible monkey look like anyway?] [it would probably look like air. That would be interesting….] um…yeah, I have.
51) Rolled around in jello?: no
52) Set fire to a turtle?: [yes] [**faints again**] [ya mean this is new to you, Kenshin?! You never knew Kyoko set fire to turtles?!?!] I will set fire to a turtle! I can't wait till tomorrow!
53) Set fire to yourself?: mmm, maybe, maybe not. that's for me to know and for you to never find out!!
54) Used this face on msn o-O? o-O yes.
55) Asked the person next to you on the bus for an enema?: whats an e-ne-ma?
56) Stayed up all night watching a TV special?: yes
57) Broke a promise when it was in your power not to?: yes
58) Are you doing this quiz because a) Your friends set fire to you b)
your friends WILL set fire to you?: neither
59) What will you do to your friends if they do NOT do this quiz?: [I dunno, set them on fire?] [see! See! Whatta did I tell ya! And I'd probably do nothing. I'm a pretty shy guy…] [Artemis isn't the one who'll be setting things on fire today Sou-kun…..] u[h, seesha don't think you should be setting anyone one fire…..again…..I don't know what I'd do if my friends don't answer me. Probably nothing.] [I would probably…..I don't…know….] probably nothing. All my friends are bigger than me, heck Artemis's lil brother is almost older than I am!
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Artemis: so Yahiko, didja have fun?
Yahiko: no, I had a hard time
Artemis: and why is that?
Yahiko: because I became ver, very, very, very, very, confused.
Artemis: that's how you're supposed to feel! Anywayz, Akerri? What did you put in the potion?
Akerri: stuff…*grins evily* ….that'll turn Darkfist into a tiny fly for 24 hours!! And I put it in his beer again!! *laughs evily*
Artemis: oh…that explains the fly that's been buzzing around your head for the past hour….
Akerri: what? *sees the fly* hehehe…*takes out a fly swatter* come here Darkfist!! *laughs evily*
Artemis: *sighs* she'll never learn. So Yahiko, who didja send it to?
Yahiko: a certain rooster living in the Kamiya dojo…
Artemis: okay. People! He sent it to Sano!! Okay?! Okay, time to get Darkfist back to normal again….*takes out another one of her spell books* Ja'ne! ~_^