Artemis: *sighs* finally, back. I've been bored for the past weeks and lacked in my fanfic writing. Whatever, lets just get to the survey.

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To: BadAss_ZaNzA_dUdE@msn.com

From: Only10_and_KickingAss@msn.com

Something really weird about this. Oh well! Its fun though!

~Yahiko

1) Name: Sanosuke Sagara

2) Age: 19

3) Gender: male

4) Hair Color: brown

5) Nicknames: Zanza, and….I don't wanna say this one…..rooster head. XP

6) Eye Color: brown

7) Plans for World Domination?: no

8) Have you ever been to sniper school?: no

9) Are you super loyal to your friends?: of course not! that's

10) Have you ever wanted to run away?: all the time, all the time.

11) Have you ever pooped on some one else on purpose?: [………] [I agree] [oro?] […..is this some sorta joke?] it probably is.

12) Do you still watch cartoons?: yes

13) What are your plans to take over the world?: I don't have any plans to take over the world.

14) What school do you go to? Yes, but not the stupid kind of school where you write down stuff. I'm a student of the Kamiya dojo, and I say it out loud with pride! ((I would've said it louder if I had a better teacher, though))

15) Do you like cheese? [No! eww!] [hmm, that answer seems to defy your pizza obsession. Yes. I like cheese. ^_^ cheese good!] [yes! Cheese very good!] [yes. Cheese is very good! ^_^] [cheeese…mmmmm, yummie.] [I luv cheese. Cheese in my crackers, in my bread, in Sano's shampoo that I rigged….] so that's why my hair turned orange after I took a shower…..REVENGE!!

16) What are the name(s) of your alter egos in your head: [my alter ego's name is superman!!] no, that's my alter ego!! They call me superman, leap tall hoes in a single bound, I'm single now, got no ring on his finger now, I nevah let chick bring me down…

17) Do you have magical powers?: no, dat makes me sad…T_T

18) What type of music do you listen to?: hard rock!! Metallica all the way!! ( oh yeah, punk rock is for rock wannabes!!XP!!)

19) Is it a crime that they didn't put alcohols in the flesh juice?: what is fllesh joos?

20) Should we send a crew to Washington, D.C. to get the large metal pole out of Bush's ass?: [there's a large metal pole up Bush's ass? I never knew that! ^_^] [*sighs* no soujiro, there is no large metal pole in bush's ass. ] [double oro?] [if there's a large metal pole in his ass, then how does he sit?] [I don't know who Bush is….] ha! Stupid boy! Everyone knows that Bush is the president of the, of the, of the….damn! What was it!

21) Do you like shiny objects?: [swords are shiny, so yes! ^_^] [same here.] [one day, I'm gonna have a sword like you guys!! But till then, shiny objects suck! They hurt my eyes!!] no shiny objects are too glinty. *sees a shiny object* oooh, pretty!

22) Is your boyfirned/girlfriend really a cheap ho?: [seesha does not have a girlfriend, that I do not.] [not for long….hee hee hee….] [Kenshin!! Watch out!! An ugly racoon's gonna take you away!! Oh yeah, I don't have a girlfriend.] oh no! Yahiko's right! Kenshin! Watch out for Jo-chan!! Oh, and I don't have a girlfriend…yet.

23) Do you think squirrels are after us?: [squirrels = evil…they're after us….] [you're really acting stoopid today, aren't ya? But I do have to agree, squirrels are evil!] [yes, very much.] [bad squirrels!! They won't leave us alone!!!] [*thinks about squirrels* aaaah!! I scared myself!!] ya, and ya peed yourself too. XD I hate squirrels! Hate em hate em hate em!

24) Do you fling flaming turtles at people?: [never!! Poor turtles! Kyoko will never learn.] [not yet. Kyoko is gonna teach me how to light a turtle on fire tomorrow! Its gonna be awesome!] ask Kyoko to give me lessons too!!!

25) Do you say "To hell with copy right!"? . a lot of times.

26) Are you dumping on your friends or being dumped on? Neither.

27) Do most of your friends need serious help?: yes. When I say serious help, I mean SERIOUS help!

28) Have the nice men in white coats come and taken you away yet?: [is Sano the nice man in the white coat? 'cause if he is, then yes..^_^"] [hey! that's a good point! Is sano the nice man in the white coat? if he is then yyyyy-no. ^_^] [I think that sano is the nice man in the white coat. he's the only person I know who has a white coat. so no.] [Yes!! Sano is the nice man in the white coat! but what does it mean when he takes us away? Where?] [Sano is the only man in the white, so he is the nice man in the white coat! hey soujiro, when Sano took you away, where did he take you?] cool! I'm the nice man in the white coat!! and I'm gonna take all of u away!! Hahahahaha!!!

29) Are your friends loud?: [yesh, very very very very…….(u get the point, ne?)] [very true, very ,very true.] [they are really loud. I'm surprised that we're not even deaf!] [good point! I'm going to get earpluggs!] buy me some or I'll take u away

30) Who's the quietest? [Aoshi (so quiet, he's scary!)] [true, true. I agree] [count me in too!] [me too!] [me three!! So scary.] [me four! Scary scary scary!] me five!! *shivers in the thought of Aoshi*

31) Who is most reliable? [Soujiro! 3] [aww, thanx Artie! Hmm, I'll return the favor. Artemis is the most reliable person I know.] [you mean I'm not reliable? *sniffs* Kenshin] [aww, how sweet. Sorry Kyoko, but I think Kaoru is someone I can really rely on.] [thank you Kenshin! Kenshin is the most reliable person ever!!] [Kenshin, my one word answer for everything.] mmm, Kenshin,

32) Least reliable? [Misao XP] [yesh! She gives a bad name to ninjas!! XP] [hmm, you guys are a bit paranoid.] [Misao isn't bad! Now that Sano, tsk, tsk.] [the least reliable is of course, Sano, duh!] hey! I'm reliable! What about the time when I uh…or what about when you, er….and what bout that…ah, screw it!

33)Biggest pyro?: [Shishio(he was literally on fire!)] [I agree.(I always agree with my sister!)] [I disagree. Even if Shishio was on fire, Sano is more hot-headed.] [hey! You stole the words right outta my mouth! Thief! Thief!] why are you guys making fun of me! The biggest pyro is definatly Saito! No duh!

34) Who are your best friends? Kenshin, Yahiko, Kaoru, Artemis, Kyoko and some other people that I forgot.

35) Chocolate or vanilla?(ice cream): Chocolate

36) Chocolate or vanilla over all: [Chocolate (chocolate rocks!! To hell wit vanilla!! XD)] [….chocolate lovers….eh. Vanilla] [whats wrong wit chocolate? Its an awesome flavor!] [nothings wrong with it, Kyoko. Chocolate is yummy! Mmmmm!] [chocolate is yummy!!] [no! chocolate is bad!! It gives me pimples!! *shivers* I'll never forget that horrible moment.((read Yahiko's First Pimple for further information)) vanilla is safe, AND tasty!] aaah, butch up ya sissy! Chocolate is the main and most famous flavor of all! Hahahahahaha!!

37) Sunset or sunrise?: sunrise

38) Darkness or light? light

39) Evil or good? good

40) Do you have any siblings?: I'm an only child. Ya got a problem wit dat?

41) To be or not to be? Not to be

42) What is the air sped velocity of an unlade swallow?: [……..] [oro?! O_o] [what the heck?!] [what is an unlade swallow?] hmm, European or African?

43) What do you do when you're confused?: I like to eat…mmm food….

44) Do you believe in God?: [I don't think so, do I?] [I'll go with that answer…] [if God is the person that that Shougo-dude was preaching about, then no.] Shougo sux! Death to Shougo!

45) If you could be smarter or prettier which would it be? mm, none! I'm smart and pretty! * flashes a smile* (some girls: *swoon* ((Soujiro: oh yeah! *smiles* Whole crowd of girls: *swoon*))) damn…

Have you ever.......

46) Blown up your sibling?: I don't have a sibling, dammit!

47) Gone skinny dipping? [Um…..hehe, yes.] [y-yes….with Artemis…..] [well, no, but- WHAT!!!! ARTEMIS!! YOU DID WHAT!! YOU'LL PAY YOU EVIL !*@^#&%^@(@ (Artemis&Soujiro: whoo boy…)] [seesha is scared, that he is.. @_@ no] [so am I. Ya should've seen what Kyoko did to Artemis. She's lucky that she knew some healing spells.] [skinny dipping?! Why would I wanna swim naked?] cuz its cool and ya get to see the girl's goodies! *drools* (All the girls: *slap Sano* pervert!) ow-ies

48) Run around nude?: no

49) Flung poo and blamed it on the monkey?: no

50) Flung poo and blamed it on the invisible monkeys?: [this is really getting stupid….no!] [I agree. And no. I've never even seen the invisible monkeys anyway] [you can't see an invisible monkey baka!! ] [that is true, but what would an invisible monkey look like anyway?] [it would probably look like air. That would be interesting….] [um…yeah, I have.] eww! U nasty lil….hey! I remember that! U threw it at Kaoru!! Rotflmao(Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off)

51) Rolled around in jello?: no

52) Set fire to a turtle?: [yes] [**faints again**] [ya mean this is new to you, Kenshin?! You never knew Kyoko set fire to turtles?!?!] [I will set fire to a turtle! I can't wait till tomorrow!] teach me! Teach me!

53) Set fire to yourself?: [mmm, maybe, maybe not. that's for me to know and for you to never find out!!] his answer is yes and my answer is no.

54) Used this face on msn o-O? O-o nope. I use this one

55) Asked the person next to you on the bus for an enema?: [whats an e-ne-ma?] e-ne-ma, I think its some kinda fancy sentence enahncer. ^___^

56) Stayed up all night watching a TV special?: yes

57) Broke a promise when it was in your power not to?: yes

58) Are you doing this quiz because a) Your friends set fire to you b)

your friends WILL set fire to you?: neither

59) What will you do to your friends if they do NOT do this quiz?: [I dunno, set them on fire?] [see! See! Whatta did I tell ya! And I'd probably do nothing. I'm a pretty shy guy…] [Artemis isn't the one who'll be setting things on fire today Sou-kun…..] u[h, seesha don't think you should be setting anyone one fire…..again…..I don't know what I'd do if my friends don't answer me. Probably nothing.] [I would probably…..I don't…know….] [probably nothing. All my friends are bigger than me, heck Artemis's lil brother is almost older than I am!] ya! U small. And if my friends don't answer this, I';m gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna…. Damn, came up empty again.

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Artemis: *sighs* okay, I'm sleepy and tired and-yah!

Chibi Akerri: *jumps on Artemis's back and covers her eyes* gimme piggy-bak wide! Pweez! Pweez! Pweez!

Sano: *walks up and pushe Chibi Akerri off* Megumi up next. Uh, Artemis?

Artemis: * curled up on the floor sleeping* zZzZzZzZzZ…

Chibi Akerri: owiez. Dat hut! Waaah!

Sano: why don't you go back to your playpen, ya runt.

Chibi Akerri: otay! *skips off*

Sano: *sighs* anyway, as I said, Megumi's up next. See ya next time!