Artemis: yes, I know. I haven't updated anything for the longest time. My computer whacked up on me and gave me some screwed up viruses. Oh well! As you know, its Megumi's turn to answer.
Megumi: O.O what! You mean you're gonna post up my answers all over the internet!!!
Artemis: yeah. Didn't Sano tell you?
Megumi: no, not at all. No! don't do it!
Artemis: sorry, already done. Anyway, speaking of Sano, *walks up to Sano and punches him in the arm*
Sano: ow! What the hell was that for?!
Artemis: you lied in the quiz! You said you didn't have any siblings, but these reviewers say you do!
Sano: uhh, I forgot?
Artemis: *slaps her forehead and sighs* forget it. Just get to the quiz.
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To:FoxyNurse_Babe56@hotmail.com
From:BadAss_ZaNzA_dUdE@msn.com
C'mon kitsune, it's a great test. I think. Maybe you can answer some of the unanswerable questions!
~Sanosuke
1) Name: Megumi Takani
2) Age: 22
3) Gender: female
4) Hair Color: black
5) Nicknames: Kitsune, Foxy Lady, Nurse Megumi (even though I'm a doctor…)
6) Eye Color: brown
7) Plans for World Domination?: no
8) Have you ever been to sniper school?: no
9) Are you super loyal to your friends?: hmm, not super-loyal. That would be impossible!
10) Have you ever wanted to run away?: yes, very much.
11) Have you ever pooped on some one else on purpose?: [………] [I agree] [oro?] […..is this some sorta joke?] [it probably is.] eww, no. that's sick and disgusting.
12) Do you still watch cartoons?: no, cartoons are for children
13) What are your plans to take over the world?: I don't have any plans to take over the world.
14) What school do you go to? I dont go to skool. Im a doctor and I alredi kno enuff
15) Do you like cheese? [No! eww!] [hmm, that answer seems to defy your pizza obsession. Yes. I like cheese. ^_^ cheese good!] [yes! Cheese very good!] [yes. Cheese is very good! ^_^] [cheeese…mmmmm, yummie.] [I luv cheese. Cheese in my crackers, in my bread, in Sano's shampoo that I rigged….] [so that's why my hair turned orange after I took a shower…..REVENGE!!] hmm, I thought he kinda looked hot with orange hair, *gasp* did I just say that!……er, cheese is good, yes very good he he
16) What are the name(s) of your alter egos in your head: [my alter ego's name is superman!!] [no, that's my alter ego!! They call me superman, leap tall hoes in a single bound, I'm single now, got no ring on his finger now, I nevah let chick bring me down…] eminem wannabe, how pathetic!
17) Do you have magical powers?: no, dat makes me sad…T_T
18) What type of music do you listen to?: [hard rock!! Metallica all the way!! ( oh yeah, punk rock is for rock wannabes!!XP!!)] you hooligan, rock is for barbarians! Classical music is for the classy lady I am.
19) Is it a crime that they didn't put alcohols in the flesh juice?: [what is fllesh joos?] ??? Flesh juice? What does that have to do with anything?
20) Should we send a crew to Washington, D.C. to get the large metal pole out of Bush's ass?: [there's a large metal pole up Bush's ass? I never knew that! ^_^] [*sighs* no soujiro, there is no large metal pole in bush's ass. ] [double oro?] [if there's a large metal pole in his ass, then how does he sit?] [I don't know who Bush is….] [ha! Stupid boy! Everyone knows that Bush is the president of the, of the, of the….damn! What was it!] Bush is the president of the United States, right? Well, pull that metal pole right out! We need to perform surgery!
21) Do you like shiny objects?: [swords are shiny, so yes! ^_^] [same here.] [one day, I'm gonna have a sword like you guys!! But till then, shiny objects suck! They hurt my eyes!!] [no shiny objects are too glinty. *sees a shiny object* oooh, pretty!] aaaiiiii! Pretty shiny objects! I love it I love it I love it! *turns chibi* yayz!
22) Is your boyfirned/girlfriend really a cheap ho?: [seesha does not have a girlfriend, that I do not.] [not for long….hee hee hee….] [Kenshin!! Watch out!! An ugly racoon's gonna take you away!! Oh yeah, I don't have a girlfriend.] [oh no! Yahiko's right! Kenshin! Watch out for Jo-chan!! Oh, and I don't have a girlfriend…yet]. You won't have a girlfriend forever! But I don't a man either….hmmm, Sano looks pretty appetizing right about now….
23) Do you think squirrels are after us?: [squirrels = evil…they're after us….] [you're really acting stoopid today, aren't ya? But I do have to agree, squirrels are evil!] [yes, very much.] [bad squirrels!! They won't leave us alone!!!] [*thinks about squirrels* aaaah!! I scared myself!!] [ya, and ya peed yourself too. XD I hate squirrels! Hate em hate em hate em!] squirrels are harmless. You guys are paranoid. *sees a squirrel and pets it* see? {CHOMP!} aaaah! It bit me!!!!
24) Do you fling flaming turtles at people?: [never!! Poor turtles! Kyoko will never learn.] [not yet. Kyoko is gonna teach me how to light a turtle on fire tomorrow! Its gonna be awesome!] [ask Kyoko to give me lessons too!!!] why do you wanna learn how to fling a flaming turtle? And from a wench like Kyoko!
25) Do you say "To hell with copy right!"? . a lot of times.
26) Are you dumping on your friends or being dumped on? Neither.
27) Do most of your friends need serious help?: [yes. When I say serious help, I mean SERIOUS help!] you better not be talking about me….
28) Have the nice men in white coats come and taken you away yet?: [is Sano the nice man in the white coat? 'cause if he is, then yes..^_^"] [hey! that's a good point! Is sano the nice man in the white coat? if he is then yyyyy-no. ^_^] [I think that sano is the nice man in the white coat. he's the only person I know who has a white coat. so no.] [Yes!! Sano is the nice man in the white coat! but what does it mean when he takes us away? Where?] [Sano is the only man in the white, so he is the nice man in the white coat! hey soujiro, when Sano took you away, where did he take you?] [cool! I'm the nice man in the white coat!! and I'm gonna take all of u away!! Hahahahaha!!!] you are sooo sad. First of all, you do realize that Aoshi has a white trench coat, so it would count as a white coat. and second of all, the men in the white coats are the people who take people away if someone starts acting insane.
29) Are your friends loud?: [yesh, very very very very…….(u get the point, ne?)] [very true, very ,very true.] [they are really loud. I'm surprised that we're not even deaf!] [good point! I'm going to get earpluggs!] [buy me some or I'll take u away] huh? What didja say? I can't hear you over the noise!
30) Who's the quietest? [Aoshi (so quiet, he's scary!)] [true, true. I agree] [count me in too!] [me too!] [me three!! So scary.] [me four! Scary scary scary!] [me five!! *shivers in the thought of Aoshi*] me six!!!
31) Who is most reliable? [Soujiro! 3] [aww, thanx Artie! Hmm, I'll return the favor. Artemis is the most reliable person I know.] [you mean I'm not reliable? *sniffs* Kenshin] [aww, how sweet. Sorry Kyoko, but I think Kaoru is someone I can really rely on.] [thank you Kenshin! Kenshin is the most reliable person ever!!] [Kenshin, my one word answer for everything.] [mmm, Kenshin,] Ken-san is very reliable.
32) Least reliable? [Misao XP] [yesh! She gives a bad name to ninjas!! XP] [hmm, you guys are a bit paranoid.] [Misao isn't bad! Now that Sano, tsk, tsk.] [the least reliable is of course, Sano, duh!] [hey! I'm reliable! What about the time when I uh…or what about when you, er….and what bout that…ah, screw it!] you are the weakest link. Sanosuke Sagara is the least reliable person ever
33)Biggest pyro?: [Shishio(he was literally on fire!)] [I agree.(I always agree with my sister!)] [I disagree. Even if Shishio was on fire, Sano is more hot-headed.] [hey! You stole the words right outta my mouth! Thief! Thief!] [why are you guys making fun of me! The biggest pyro is definatly Saito! No duh!] uh, wrong. You really are a big pyro, you hot-headed freak.
34) Who are your best friends? Kenshin, Yahiko, Kaoru, Artemis, Sano(I cant believe I'm saying this)
35) Chocolate or vanilla?(ice cream): Chocolate
36) Chocolate or vanilla over all: [Chocolate (chocolate rocks!! To hell wit vanilla!! XD)] [….chocolate lovers….eh. Vanilla] [whats wrong wit chocolate? Its an awesome flavor!] [nothings wrong with it, Kyoko. Chocolate is yummy! Mmmmm!] [chocolate is yummy!!] [no! chocolate is bad!! It gives me pimples!! *shivers* I'll never forget that horrible moment.((read Yahiko's First Pimple for further information)) vanilla is safe, AND tasty!] [aaah, butch up ya sissy! Chocolate is the main and most famous flavor of all! Hahahahahaha!!] chocolate is for the classy a.k.a. me!
37) Sunset or sunrise?: sunrise
38) Darkness or light? light
39) Evil or good? good
40) Do you have any siblings?: I did have siblings, but I lost them a long time ago *sniff*
41) To be or not to be? To be
42) What is the air sped velocity of an unlade swallow?: [……..] [oro?! O_o] [what the heck?!] [what is an unlade swallow?] [hmm, European or African?] the speed of an unlade swallow is *starts doing all these calculations* *scratches her head* it doesn't add up!
43) What do you do when you're confused?: I am never confused!
44) Do you believe in God?: [I don't think so, do I?] [I'll go with that answer…] [if God is the person that that Shougo-dude was preaching about, then no.] [Shougo sux! Death to Shougo!] no, I don't, I think……
45) If you could be smarter or prettier which would it be? [mm, none! I'm smart and pretty! * flashes a smile* (some girls: *swoon* ((Soujiro: oh yeah! *smiles* Whole crowd of girls: *swoon*))) damn…] none. I am the smartest and prettiest creature on this planet!! Hee hee hee….
Have you ever.......
46) Blown up your sibling?: I don't have a sibling, dammit!
47) Gone skinny dipping? [Um…..hehe, yes.] [y-yes….with Artemis…..] [well, no, but- WHAT!!!! ARTEMIS!! YOU DID WHAT!! YOU'LL PAY YOU EVIL !*@^#&%^@(@ (Artemis&Soujiro: whoo boy…)] [seesha is scared, that he is.. @_@ no] [so am I. Ya should've seen what Kyoko did to Artemis. She's lucky that she knew some healing spells.] [skinny dipping?! Why would I wanna swim naked?] [cuz its cool and ya get to see the girl's goodies! *drools* (All the girls: *slap Sano* pervert!) ow-ies] *slaps Sano a lot* you little pervert!
48) Run around nude?: no
49) Flung poo and blamed it on the monkey?: no
50) Flung poo and blamed it on the invisible monkeys?: [this is really getting stupid….no!] [I agree. And no. I've never even seen the invisible monkeys anyway] [you can't see an invisible monkey baka!! ] [that is true, but what would an invisible monkey look like anyway?] [it would probably look like air. That would be interesting….] [um…yeah, I have.] [eww! U nasty lil….hey! I remember that! U threw it at Kaoru!! Rotflmao(Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off)] O.O;;;;
51) Rolled around in jello?: no
52) Set fire to a turtle?: [yes] [**faints again**] [ya mean this is new to you, Kenshin?! You never knew Kyoko set fire to turtles?!?!] [I will set fire to a turtle! I can't wait till tomorrow!] [teach me! Teach me!] that wench will only teach you to be dumber
53) Set fire to yourself?: [mmm, maybe, maybe not. that's for me to know and for you to never find out!!] [his answer is yes and my answer is no.] suuuure, sano.
54) Used this face on msn o-O? o-O yes, very much
55) Asked the person next to you on the bus for an enema?: [whats an e-ne-ma?] [e-ne-ma, I think its some kinda fancy sentence enahncer. ^___^] er, well, yeah. I kinda needed it for an experiment so…..heh heh.
56) Stayed up all night watching a TV special?: no
57) Broke a promise when it was in your power not to?: yes
58) Are you doing this quiz because a) Your friends set fire to you b)
your friends WILL set fire to you?: neither
59) What will you do to your friends if they do NOT do this quiz?: [I dunno, set them on fire?] [see! See! Whatta did I tell ya! And I'd probably do nothing. I'm a pretty shy guy…] [Artemis isn't the one who'll be setting things on fire today Sou-kun…..] u[h, seesha don't think you should be setting anyone one fire…..again…..I don't know what I'd do if my friends don't answer me. Probably nothing.] [I would probably…..I don't…know….] [probably nothing. All my friends are bigger than me, heck Artemis's lil brother is almost older than I am!] [ya! U small. And if my friends don't answer this, I';m gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna…. Damn, came up empty again] ??? I don't know, sue them?
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Artemis: so, who'd ya send it to?
Megumi: Aoshi
Artemis: why?
Megumi: I don't know
Artemis: oh well. Anyway, A.Pikachu, I am not from the Philippines, but I am Filipino. ^__^
Akerri: Filis suck! Go Egypt!
Artemis: *hits Akerri over the head with a frying pan* never insult my nationality!! *peace sign* Asian Pride!!! Hee hee hee! Anywayz, review, review, review!