Magic is a powerful force, and all have been known to harness it in some form or another. But somehow, an entire genre was born combining the element of magic with a specific gender: Magical girls. Like Star Butterfly, the princess of Mewni. And Sailor Moon of the Sailor Scouts. My name is Sinful Nature and I'm here to analyze their appearance, skills, and experience to see who would win a Sex Battle.


Star Butterfly's powers and magic as a whole may seem chaotic to the outside observer. And the internal observer. Any anyone observing from any point whatsoever. Because, quite frankly, they are. And in a way, that's kind of the point.

Star was considered too rebellious and out of control for her own good, and so was sent from her own magical land to the normal earthly world to learn patience. Why they allowed her to keep the magic wand is beyond me, but whatev. It allowed her to hone her skills as she fought of the forces of evil to keep control of said wand.

Star's magic is based around imagination. She's able to make up new spells on the fly based on her mind. That might sound overpowered, but its actually quite a handicap for most. When given access to everything, most have trouble thinking of anything, and as such Star is one of the only two princesses to ever make creation of new spells a regular thing let alone a priority.

If she isn't able to think of anything or isn't able to focus the though into her magic, it'll have no effect. The spells she's come up with so far are still able to be categorized into three groups: offensive, creation, and transmutation.

The offensive spells are a colorful variety of animals and mythical creatures being summoned and fired as projectiles, and the normal assortment of colorful magic beams that blast, burn, freeze, electrocute, cut, ect; such as her signature narwhal blast.

Don't let the names confuse you though, she's got combat spells in all three categories, and her creation spells can summon creatures for defense (such as various types of shielding), utility (such as creating new tools and utility items such as rope), or attacking (such as a swarm of bees).

Her transmutation spells are her most upsetting to those around her; because they tend to be permanent or at least hard to reverse. These spells all center around bringing things to life, bestowing sentient thought, or turning one type of life into another. Turning humans into monsters, bringing life to things like buckets, lamps, and other traditionally non-living things, changing her own physical appearance, etc.

The most famous example of this kind of spell is her turning her friend Marco's arm into a sentient tentacle monster by accident. In fact she had such a hard time with these spells that she needed to develop two different spells to counter them and set things back to normal, which of course allowed her to then become much more liberal with them.

Her wand is also able to shift into different tools and be used in multiple ways, but the wand isn't where her only power comes from. She's been trained in sword fighting and martial arts, and has developed a high athleticism.

But when physical skill isn't enough, she does also have innate magic, able to cast it through herself rather than through her wand in a process called Dipping Down, or even through entering her full Butterfly form, wherein she sprouts wings, four extra arms, and gains such an intense magical boost that the force of her own spells surprises her.

She's an extremely creative person in and out of combat, coming up with unique solutions to problems on the fly. When she panics, one mistake will flow into another in a steady stream, which I believe is a process described by Zero Punctuation as a cockup-cascade, but it takes a bit to catch her off guard.

And don't let her being a princess with a fairy form throw you off, she's far from innocent. She may not have any direct hands on experience in the subject matter of today's battle, but she earned the name Rebel Princess for a reason, and she's displayed at least a knowledge of certain subjects in the past; an a unique resilience against corruption of all kinds.

If you're going up against Star in any way, you need to shake her up before she gets going, because if you give her the chance; she *is* going to win.


Usagi Tsukino was just a normal girl. So naturally she was destined to save the universe from evil space magic. Though admittedly hers was a more streamlined journey. Magic cat provide crystal equal magical girl to fight monsters. Yes I'm sure there's a less concise way to explain this, but it's irrelevant and I'm strapped for time.

All you need to know is that she uses a crystal to transform into the titular Sailor Moon. her transformations are called her Make Up moves, and she's armed with her wand and tiara. Of course she's dressed in various things, having perhaps the original, signature magical girl look to her dress and boots. The tiara functions as a boomerang, and her wand grants access to a variety of magical attacks, such as the Supersonic Waves, Moon Twilight Flash, Moon Healing Escalation, and Gorgeous meditation. She also has a habit of just... shouting what she's doing as though its a special attack, such as with Moon Kick.

Sailor Moon prefers not to directly fight when it isn't needed, and as such most of her magic is healing, purifying, or distraction based. Now don't misunderstand me, she's absolutely packing some nuke level magical abilities, but most of her more powerful spells are just raw damage, with her more tactical abilities being lower in power level, more suited to the support roll in a team.

Usagi begins her journey rather immature, and as natural for her kind of story develops into a more intelligent, confident fighter and person in general. Many of her powers use love as a direct power source, and when you tap into a human's potential to feel strong emotion you tend to come out with something resembling a WMD, and this is certainly the case with Sailor Moon.

If Star isn't careful, she might just find herself outshined by the moon.


Alright the combatants are set, now it's time to end this debate. It's time for a Sex Battle!


"Alright ladies and gentle, welcome to yet another match up of the magic games! In this arena two skilled magic users test their talents in various challenges! Be it a spellcast off, a test of wits, or direct combat. Today's challengers: Star Butterfly and Sailor Moon!"

The two magical girls entered the arena from either end, waving their hands to the crows excitedly; Sailor Moon slightly more shyly. "Now, let's roll the wheel and see what today's magical challenge will be!"

A magical hologram display of a wheel with various possible challenges appeared in the air in full view of the entire arena. It spun for about twenty seconds before coming to a stop, the announcer calling out the randomly selected challenge, "Sexual combat! The two magic users may use whatever magic they have on hand to make their opponent cum!"

"What!?" Sailor Moon questioned in shock, Star looking shocked but not nearly as indignant about it.

"Well.. not what I was expecting but.." She shrugged, gripping her wand tighter, "Guess there's no turning back now.

Begin!

Sailor Moon was still flustered and expecting to hear that the challenge had been a joke when she was stripped down by a bolt of magic from Star; left with only her tiara, books, gloves, and the moon rod in her hands.

On the bright side, this was all she actually needed for combat of any kind. On the less bright side, it also reduced her to a wailing panic.

Back on the bright side, at least for Sailor Moon, her wailing was automatically and involuntarily Star tried to approach her opponent, the Supersonic Wave ability repulsed her like a kinetic wave, knocking her off her feet.

Seeing this, and hearing the resulting cheers from the crowd, Sailor Moon gained a bit of confidence. At least enough to get to her feet and continue the challenge. She figured she'd just have to get it over with quickly. She aimed her rod at Star, firing off her heart spiral attack.

The attack hit Star dead-on, more forcefully blasting Star's clothes off rather than the polite and delicate way in which Star had transformed Sailor Moon's clothing into air so it would simply float away.

"Ow, ow!" Star yelped in annoyance from the slight burns she'd gotten from it.

"Moon Kick!" Sailor Moon exclaimed as she ran forward to attack; though shouting the name of a melee attack that required clearing distance proved to be a less than great plan, as Star was able to simply avoid the kick, knocking Sailor Moon off her feet with a powerful strike to her stomach.

"Raspberry Ribbon Lasso!" Star called, firing from her wand several bright pink ropes that bound Sailor Moon to the ground. Star let a bit of magic swirl around her wand, making it vibrate and heat up, "Hm.. I wonder.." Star lowered the wand between Sailor Moon's legs, effectively re-purposing it as a sex toy.

Whimpering, Sailor Moon immediately retaliated, "R-Rainbow Heartache!"

From her wand, a wave of magical power went off like a bomb detonation, flinging Star across the arena and burning through the magical ropes without hurting Sailor Moon at all. "Okay, you're really gonna have to stop blowing things up while we're-"

Star was cut off by the blinding light of Sailor Moon's Twilight Flash shining in her eyes, preventing her from casting a counter spell.

Sailor Moon took off her tiara and sent it flying through the air like a boomerang, hitting Star's hand and sending her wand out of it and to the ground. Sailor Moon aimed her own wand at Star's, calling, "Gorgeous Meditation!"

Several glass-like bolts of magic fired, hitting the wand and sending it too far away from Star for the princess to retrieve it. Taking a deep breath of relief, Sailor Moon aimed next at Star. All she needed to do was wear her out and take advantage of her weakened state.

She fired Princess Halation, sending several rays of magic at the unarmed Star. As the bolts closed in, Star's eyes closed, her cheeks beginning to glow white.

As her eyes opened, they to were glowing white as she held out both hands, firing powerful bolts of light to counter the blasts, completely unharmed by the attack. Sailor Moon's jaw dropped at the unarmed magic as Star held a hand at her to cast a spell.

Star was pretty sure she could end this quick in quite a few ways, but after all the explosions, she figured this girl deserved a bit of rough treatment.

With a wave of Star's hands, both of Sailor Moon's arms were shapeshifted into long, powerful tentacles, neither of which Sailor Moon could control.

The two immediately began to move, wrapping around Sailor Moon to force her legs apart and ram into her from either side, one into her pussy, the other into her ass. Both hammered into her aggressively, fucking her painfully hard.

She writhed hard on the ground as her own arms violated her aggressively, bringing her to an explosive climax as Star posed triumphantly.


Is it any surprise really that the parody ultimately wins? That seems to be quite a theme when it comes to vs battles; but in Star's defense, her victory comes from more than just being an aesthetic parody of Sailor Moon. To put it as bluntly and non-creepily as I possibly can, Star simply has more experience with lust and desire. Her most powerful form is arguably literally fueled by it in much the same way Sailor Moon's is by love. Combined that with Star's infinity more flexible spellcasting and potential universe level amounts of magic to work with, it was a simple matter for Star to inform her opponent just why it is the moon shines at all. The winner of this battle is Star Butterly.