disclaimer: i dont own the gundam boys, mc donalds, WAL*MART, abcnews,hello kitty company and/or there toys, USA paper:mate. american pencils, selsin blue company tho i do own a bottle of it, a goldfish named charly, or anything else mintioned in this fic, so no sueing!!! i dont have much anyway.....
this chapter will prolly suck, i was in a bad mood when i wrote it..........
You know the tittle............
CH.4
Trowa was still printing off the pics slowly, but then an update of the new pics from the Mc Donalds came on and Trowa went printer crazy. The printer started shooting out papers extremely fast, Trowa was rocking back and forth, a paper hit his face and cut him, then another, and another.... one piece sliced off his arm, Duo picked it up and started beating the printer with it, Trowa started yelling and jumping, he used his only hand to grab the ceiling fan and turned it on high, he started spinning, slinging blood everywhere. papers were still flying and a couple hit a cat in the window, slicing it into many pieces. Duo continued his assult on the printer with Trowas arm. Trowa, by this time, had died and his body was just hanging there, spinning in circles.
When Duo finaly noticed Trowa, he had killed the printer and Trowa's arm was.... not an arma nymore. Duo had this strange urge to go get a camera, some lube, and not tell anyone about Trowa....
"What the hell?!" Duo ran from the room to tell Quatre and the others
after Duo told everyone, they all, except Heero, started crying. Heero just sat there playing with a catapiller. It started crawling up his arm so he squished it... Duo looked at him weird.
"um... im going to the bathroom" Quatre said, he got up and went upstairs
a few moments later you heat the sound of a flushing toiler.... Duo's eyes pop oopen the size of sausers "oh shit, Charley!!" Duo jumps up from his seat and runs upstairs, tripping over a cupcake "ow, god damn cupcake" he gets to the bathroom and dives for the toilet yelling "Chaaaaarrrrllllly!!"
Quatre is so startled he falls back into the shower nocking over a bottle of selsin blue, the green shampoo falls all over his head, turning him into a green smurf (A/N: shut up -_-)
Duo sits there on the floor sobbing and quietly saying "Charley, oh Charley" over and over.
Heero looks at Wufei and Wufei leans over and whispers into Heero's ear "um isn't Charley a fish?" Heero nods "and didn't he die?" another nod "ok, and didn't we alreadt flush him a month ago?" yet another nod ".... what the fuck?!" Wufei screams and gies over to Duo and picks him up by his shirt and throws him out into the hallway.
Heero gets pissed at Wufei and pulls out a gun, aims it at Wufei's head and pulls the trigger.
Wufei tenses up and prepares to die...then is shot in the face with a little stream of water.
they all stand there, staring dumbly at Heero who blushes and drops the water gun, they all start laughing, then Heero stops and pulls out a real gun, "see ya" he pulls the trigger and kills Wufei. Rats start crowding up in the hallwat nibbling at Wufei's body, after about five minutes they all go away leaving nothing but his skelleton.
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The G-boys (whats left of them) go downstairs and sit on the couch. Duo tries to pick up the remote, when the doorbell rings.
"I'll get it" Quatre gets up and goes to the door, it's stuck so he tells Heero to shoot it, so Heero shoots it multiple times. it finally opens and standing there is the mailman, full of holes and a letter to Heero from relena (A/N: i refuse to capitalize her name) Quatre takes the letter and clises the door in his face, the mailman raises his foot to leave but colapses and dies. Birds fly down and peck at his head, exposing his brain, then they peck at that.
~~~~~~~~~~~back inside~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Quatre hands Heero the letter.
"What is this?" Heero asked
"I dont know.... It's from the pink princess..."
"oh boy" Heero opens the letter and pulls out a single piece of paper and starts reading. His eyes grow wide and he turns pale as he reads, his hands start to shake...a bird flys into the window, making a *splat* noise...
"oh my..... god..." Heero says hardly audible, then he falls to the floor.
"Heero!!" Duo yells and goes to Heero's side"What the hell is in that letter!?"
Quatre picks it up and starts reading *gasp* "Duo I think you should read this......."
tbc....
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ok well dont plan on me updating within these next few days, not till monday anyway, im gettin checked out of school thuresday before my studyhall and then friday im goin on a feild trip all day, then i dont do jack shit on weekends so.... yea,plus i need to think of what that letter can say.... well till then cya!!
this chapter will prolly suck, i was in a bad mood when i wrote it..........
You know the tittle............
CH.4
Trowa was still printing off the pics slowly, but then an update of the new pics from the Mc Donalds came on and Trowa went printer crazy. The printer started shooting out papers extremely fast, Trowa was rocking back and forth, a paper hit his face and cut him, then another, and another.... one piece sliced off his arm, Duo picked it up and started beating the printer with it, Trowa started yelling and jumping, he used his only hand to grab the ceiling fan and turned it on high, he started spinning, slinging blood everywhere. papers were still flying and a couple hit a cat in the window, slicing it into many pieces. Duo continued his assult on the printer with Trowas arm. Trowa, by this time, had died and his body was just hanging there, spinning in circles.
When Duo finaly noticed Trowa, he had killed the printer and Trowa's arm was.... not an arma nymore. Duo had this strange urge to go get a camera, some lube, and not tell anyone about Trowa....
"What the hell?!" Duo ran from the room to tell Quatre and the others
after Duo told everyone, they all, except Heero, started crying. Heero just sat there playing with a catapiller. It started crawling up his arm so he squished it... Duo looked at him weird.
"um... im going to the bathroom" Quatre said, he got up and went upstairs
a few moments later you heat the sound of a flushing toiler.... Duo's eyes pop oopen the size of sausers "oh shit, Charley!!" Duo jumps up from his seat and runs upstairs, tripping over a cupcake "ow, god damn cupcake" he gets to the bathroom and dives for the toilet yelling "Chaaaaarrrrllllly!!"
Quatre is so startled he falls back into the shower nocking over a bottle of selsin blue, the green shampoo falls all over his head, turning him into a green smurf (A/N: shut up -_-)
Duo sits there on the floor sobbing and quietly saying "Charley, oh Charley" over and over.
Heero looks at Wufei and Wufei leans over and whispers into Heero's ear "um isn't Charley a fish?" Heero nods "and didn't he die?" another nod "ok, and didn't we alreadt flush him a month ago?" yet another nod ".... what the fuck?!" Wufei screams and gies over to Duo and picks him up by his shirt and throws him out into the hallway.
Heero gets pissed at Wufei and pulls out a gun, aims it at Wufei's head and pulls the trigger.
Wufei tenses up and prepares to die...then is shot in the face with a little stream of water.
they all stand there, staring dumbly at Heero who blushes and drops the water gun, they all start laughing, then Heero stops and pulls out a real gun, "see ya" he pulls the trigger and kills Wufei. Rats start crowding up in the hallwat nibbling at Wufei's body, after about five minutes they all go away leaving nothing but his skelleton.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The G-boys (whats left of them) go downstairs and sit on the couch. Duo tries to pick up the remote, when the doorbell rings.
"I'll get it" Quatre gets up and goes to the door, it's stuck so he tells Heero to shoot it, so Heero shoots it multiple times. it finally opens and standing there is the mailman, full of holes and a letter to Heero from relena (A/N: i refuse to capitalize her name) Quatre takes the letter and clises the door in his face, the mailman raises his foot to leave but colapses and dies. Birds fly down and peck at his head, exposing his brain, then they peck at that.
~~~~~~~~~~~back inside~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Quatre hands Heero the letter.
"What is this?" Heero asked
"I dont know.... It's from the pink princess..."
"oh boy" Heero opens the letter and pulls out a single piece of paper and starts reading. His eyes grow wide and he turns pale as he reads, his hands start to shake...a bird flys into the window, making a *splat* noise...
"oh my..... god..." Heero says hardly audible, then he falls to the floor.
"Heero!!" Duo yells and goes to Heero's side"What the hell is in that letter!?"
Quatre picks it up and starts reading *gasp* "Duo I think you should read this......."
tbc....
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ok well dont plan on me updating within these next few days, not till monday anyway, im gettin checked out of school thuresday before my studyhall and then friday im goin on a feild trip all day, then i dont do jack shit on weekends so.... yea,plus i need to think of what that letter can say.... well till then cya!!