Ak! Sowwy this chapter took forever, but I died. Yup, that's what happened. But I slept it off, and I am now ready to do another chappie! *reads reviews* Wow, there really IS an Invader Mel? *has multiple heart attacks*
Random Person: You're the excitable type, aintcha?
And BTW, my cousin isn't reading this, she's not allowed to read IZ fanfiction, even mine.
MORE BTW: I sowwy, but I no accepting new people in this, PWEASE FOWGIVE!!! The people with no real names I stuck in this chapter are just random generic IZ fans.
BTW, the winners of the number pick... thing, are: Kat23a, Invader Quin, aaaaaand Dragon from the Black Lagoon!!!
Kat, Quin and Dragon: What'd we win?
CryingChild: A banana! And somthing else, what you'll see in a few chapters, heh. And NO Bast, I'm not gonna tell you what it is:c)
Final BTW: There'll be a few parts to this chappie you won't understand if you don't read JtHM. Sowwy:c) If you don't know what JtHM is, the pig commands you to go here and click on the pictures:
http://www.hliz.net/brainfreezy/personas.html
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CryingChild and Mel rejoined the others, and the fun began once more. The day passed in a blur of fanbabble, trivia, games and themes. Hours later, everyone was in a state of satiated and content exhaustion.
"Oy, I'm about to implode, I need coffee. I need it good."
"Yeah, and I need a break from this excruciating pain in my feet."
"There's a bunch of tables and chairs over in that corner, let's go *sit* on them!"
One by one, our intrepid heroes congregated around a black table, decorated with a large purple skull. There were several similar tables, some bearing red Irken symbols, others, blue Swollen Eyeball emblems, still others green piggies. The nine fangirls (and Mel) sat comfortably, sipping from coffee cups and sucking on Brainfreezys. It was a very large table, and soon there was a total of seventeen fangirls (and Mel) sitting at it. And we all know the inevitable result of a bunch of IZ fangirls sitting in the same general area, don't we? Yes, we do. A girl with a Lenore tattoo began it.
"Okay, Dib is SO a younger version of Nny. Gaz is Devi, but since Dib is adopted, Nny/Devi is okay." She stated matter-of-factly.
"That's insane!" Quin retorted, "There's an older version of Dib in Attack of the Saucer Morons, and he looks NOTHING like what I've seen of Nny! ...Or at least no more so than regular Dib does. And Older Gaz is there too! Explain that!"
"Maybe they're Dib and Gaz's parents" The Slayer suggested, "After all, they do say Professor Membrane isn't really Dib's dad, maybe he adopted them. "
"Yeah!" CryingChild put in, "And everyone knows Membrane *can't* be Dib and Gaz's dad, He's an Irken! I mean, we never see his nose or ears, his hair looks like an antenna, he never takes off his gloves, and he wears his labcoat like the guys in Impending Doom I!"
"Speaking of ID1, when's the Tak eppy gonna air? I've been waiting for it forever!" moaned The Slayer
"Geez, so many people are looking so forward to Tak, and some of 'em don't even know she's-" "Popcorn! Fresh buttered popcorn!" a passing vendor shouted. Ztar blinked. "Is that guy following me around?" she asked.
"Yeah, once, I saw a Gaz/Tak romance." Bast picked up, "The description just said girl/girl romance, and I was terrified, because it occurred to me the only two female IZ characters were Gaz and Miss Bitters!" Everyone shuddered at the thought.
"Speaking of Miss Bitters, doesn't Squee's teacher look like her?" Kat said, "If you asked me, that's more proof Squee and Zim go to the same skool."
"RIGHT!" The Slayer broke in, "And since they aren't in the same class, *that* proves IZ takes place in the future!"
"Pfft!" Quin pffted, "IZ is in the present, you just have to be able to see the world through Jhonen's eyes to recognize that."
"Yeah! And IZ can't be in the future because Dib is a young Nny!" Dragon put in.
"If Dib is Nny, Miss-Smarty-Person," Kat interjected, "what happened to his glasses? You can't stab people to death if you can't see."
Dragon faltered, "Erm, contact lenses?"
"HA!" Ztar cried, "If the eye-rubbing person in Hell taught us ANYthing, it's that Nny would NEVER wear contacts."
"Besides," KidK grinned, "Dib isn't Nny, he's Nny's SON, a whole world of difference!"
"Oh come ON!" laughed Bast.
KidK remained steadfast "It's true!"
"Well who's the mother?" Bast replied skeptically, "Devi won't go near him. Not to mention Nny's aversion to any sort of physical contact."
"Don't you remember what Reverend Meat said when Johnny asked him where he came from?" KidK responded, "And I quote: 'You don't remember the pretty girl that gave me to you? Being in her room? Doing what you did? What she did to you?' Explain THAT."
"Gee, I always assumed she was another victim..." Dragon said contemplatively.
KidK blinked. "Reverend Meat is creepy."
Bast relented. "That he is."
"What about Gaz being Devi?" Dragon asked
Idgie turned to her, "I doubt Gaz could stand being around Tenna." she paused, contemplative. "Do you think Jhonen was killed by an ice cream man?"
"Jhonen was killed by an ice cream man? Noooooo!" A girl in the 'I'm dancin' like a munkay' t-shirt screamed, running out the door.
"That was a figure of speech!" Idgie screamed after her.
The Slayer nodded "I know what you mean though," she said, "All the ice cream men on IZ are scarycrazy." She took on a hard look and lowered her voice. "'You like ice cream. You like ice cream. You love it. You cannot resist ice cream. To resist is hopeless. Your existance is meaningless without ice cream...'"
"Not mention all the ice cream man bashing in IFS!" Ztar added.
"...Or the spasaming one on Walk of Doom" put in Quin.
"Do you think Gaz and Zim will ever get together?" Ztar mused.
"I doubt it, since Zim'd be too busy with Dib" teased Idgie.
"What about Gaz and Dib?" Tattoo girl said. Everyone stared. "They aren't related, remember?!?"
CryingChild leaned back thoughtfully "Although I don't really care for either, I could understand ZADR before ZAGR, I mean, Zim and Dib are so much alike!"
"So true," Ztar said, "I mean, they both want validation, they're both very paranoid and prone to ranting, both have huge egos..."
"Dib's ego doesn't even COMPARE to Zim's!" Kat interjected.
"What about all the fate-of-the world stuff? Or the, 'Sometimes even I scare myself with how amazingly,' etc;" Ztar countered.
"Hmm, true, but at least Dib dosen't think he's superior to the entire human *race*" Kat returned.
Ztar was unmmoved "That's 'cuz he's part of it."
"They're similar in other ways anyway," Idgie mentioned, "for example, they're both obsessed with... stuff."
"Eh," Quin said, "Pretty much everyone on IZ is obsessed with something, Prof. Membrane with his work, Gaz and Iggins with Gameslave, Keef with Zim, Miss Bitters with doom, GIR with... well, whatever happens to be in front of him at the moment."
"...Be it piggy or button or Brainfreezy." Dragon finished.
"Say, which do you think is better, Chocolate Bubblegum Brainfreezies, or Cherry Doom Brainfreezies?" KidK asked.
This threw the entire table into a heated debate. What began as a spoken argument turned into a shouting match and closed with the throwing of many Brainfreezies. The moral of the story? Never discuss IZ theories while wearing white.
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Sorry if I made you say something that you think is total bullshingles. And if you mentioned in your Disc. that you had forthcoming JtHM, I assumed you'd read it by now. (I sure know KidK has:c) Skiya!
Random Person: You're the excitable type, aintcha?
And BTW, my cousin isn't reading this, she's not allowed to read IZ fanfiction, even mine.
MORE BTW: I sowwy, but I no accepting new people in this, PWEASE FOWGIVE!!! The people with no real names I stuck in this chapter are just random generic IZ fans.
BTW, the winners of the number pick... thing, are: Kat23a, Invader Quin, aaaaaand Dragon from the Black Lagoon!!!
Kat, Quin and Dragon: What'd we win?
CryingChild: A banana! And somthing else, what you'll see in a few chapters, heh. And NO Bast, I'm not gonna tell you what it is:c)
Final BTW: There'll be a few parts to this chappie you won't understand if you don't read JtHM. Sowwy:c) If you don't know what JtHM is, the pig commands you to go here and click on the pictures:
http://www.hliz.net/brainfreezy/personas.html
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CryingChild and Mel rejoined the others, and the fun began once more. The day passed in a blur of fanbabble, trivia, games and themes. Hours later, everyone was in a state of satiated and content exhaustion.
"Oy, I'm about to implode, I need coffee. I need it good."
"Yeah, and I need a break from this excruciating pain in my feet."
"There's a bunch of tables and chairs over in that corner, let's go *sit* on them!"
One by one, our intrepid heroes congregated around a black table, decorated with a large purple skull. There were several similar tables, some bearing red Irken symbols, others, blue Swollen Eyeball emblems, still others green piggies. The nine fangirls (and Mel) sat comfortably, sipping from coffee cups and sucking on Brainfreezys. It was a very large table, and soon there was a total of seventeen fangirls (and Mel) sitting at it. And we all know the inevitable result of a bunch of IZ fangirls sitting in the same general area, don't we? Yes, we do. A girl with a Lenore tattoo began it.
"Okay, Dib is SO a younger version of Nny. Gaz is Devi, but since Dib is adopted, Nny/Devi is okay." She stated matter-of-factly.
"That's insane!" Quin retorted, "There's an older version of Dib in Attack of the Saucer Morons, and he looks NOTHING like what I've seen of Nny! ...Or at least no more so than regular Dib does. And Older Gaz is there too! Explain that!"
"Maybe they're Dib and Gaz's parents" The Slayer suggested, "After all, they do say Professor Membrane isn't really Dib's dad, maybe he adopted them. "
"Yeah!" CryingChild put in, "And everyone knows Membrane *can't* be Dib and Gaz's dad, He's an Irken! I mean, we never see his nose or ears, his hair looks like an antenna, he never takes off his gloves, and he wears his labcoat like the guys in Impending Doom I!"
"Speaking of ID1, when's the Tak eppy gonna air? I've been waiting for it forever!" moaned The Slayer
"Geez, so many people are looking so forward to Tak, and some of 'em don't even know she's-" "Popcorn! Fresh buttered popcorn!" a passing vendor shouted. Ztar blinked. "Is that guy following me around?" she asked.
"Yeah, once, I saw a Gaz/Tak romance." Bast picked up, "The description just said girl/girl romance, and I was terrified, because it occurred to me the only two female IZ characters were Gaz and Miss Bitters!" Everyone shuddered at the thought.
"Speaking of Miss Bitters, doesn't Squee's teacher look like her?" Kat said, "If you asked me, that's more proof Squee and Zim go to the same skool."
"RIGHT!" The Slayer broke in, "And since they aren't in the same class, *that* proves IZ takes place in the future!"
"Pfft!" Quin pffted, "IZ is in the present, you just have to be able to see the world through Jhonen's eyes to recognize that."
"Yeah! And IZ can't be in the future because Dib is a young Nny!" Dragon put in.
"If Dib is Nny, Miss-Smarty-Person," Kat interjected, "what happened to his glasses? You can't stab people to death if you can't see."
Dragon faltered, "Erm, contact lenses?"
"HA!" Ztar cried, "If the eye-rubbing person in Hell taught us ANYthing, it's that Nny would NEVER wear contacts."
"Besides," KidK grinned, "Dib isn't Nny, he's Nny's SON, a whole world of difference!"
"Oh come ON!" laughed Bast.
KidK remained steadfast "It's true!"
"Well who's the mother?" Bast replied skeptically, "Devi won't go near him. Not to mention Nny's aversion to any sort of physical contact."
"Don't you remember what Reverend Meat said when Johnny asked him where he came from?" KidK responded, "And I quote: 'You don't remember the pretty girl that gave me to you? Being in her room? Doing what you did? What she did to you?' Explain THAT."
"Gee, I always assumed she was another victim..." Dragon said contemplatively.
KidK blinked. "Reverend Meat is creepy."
Bast relented. "That he is."
"What about Gaz being Devi?" Dragon asked
Idgie turned to her, "I doubt Gaz could stand being around Tenna." she paused, contemplative. "Do you think Jhonen was killed by an ice cream man?"
"Jhonen was killed by an ice cream man? Noooooo!" A girl in the 'I'm dancin' like a munkay' t-shirt screamed, running out the door.
"That was a figure of speech!" Idgie screamed after her.
The Slayer nodded "I know what you mean though," she said, "All the ice cream men on IZ are scarycrazy." She took on a hard look and lowered her voice. "'You like ice cream. You like ice cream. You love it. You cannot resist ice cream. To resist is hopeless. Your existance is meaningless without ice cream...'"
"Not mention all the ice cream man bashing in IFS!" Ztar added.
"...Or the spasaming one on Walk of Doom" put in Quin.
"Do you think Gaz and Zim will ever get together?" Ztar mused.
"I doubt it, since Zim'd be too busy with Dib" teased Idgie.
"What about Gaz and Dib?" Tattoo girl said. Everyone stared. "They aren't related, remember?!?"
CryingChild leaned back thoughtfully "Although I don't really care for either, I could understand ZADR before ZAGR, I mean, Zim and Dib are so much alike!"
"So true," Ztar said, "I mean, they both want validation, they're both very paranoid and prone to ranting, both have huge egos..."
"Dib's ego doesn't even COMPARE to Zim's!" Kat interjected.
"What about all the fate-of-the world stuff? Or the, 'Sometimes even I scare myself with how amazingly,' etc;" Ztar countered.
"Hmm, true, but at least Dib dosen't think he's superior to the entire human *race*" Kat returned.
Ztar was unmmoved "That's 'cuz he's part of it."
"They're similar in other ways anyway," Idgie mentioned, "for example, they're both obsessed with... stuff."
"Eh," Quin said, "Pretty much everyone on IZ is obsessed with something, Prof. Membrane with his work, Gaz and Iggins with Gameslave, Keef with Zim, Miss Bitters with doom, GIR with... well, whatever happens to be in front of him at the moment."
"...Be it piggy or button or Brainfreezy." Dragon finished.
"Say, which do you think is better, Chocolate Bubblegum Brainfreezies, or Cherry Doom Brainfreezies?" KidK asked.
This threw the entire table into a heated debate. What began as a spoken argument turned into a shouting match and closed with the throwing of many Brainfreezies. The moral of the story? Never discuss IZ theories while wearing white.
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Sorry if I made you say something that you think is total bullshingles. And if you mentioned in your Disc. that you had forthcoming JtHM, I assumed you'd read it by now. (I sure know KidK has:c) Skiya!