Disclaimer: Blah blah blah…
Chapter 3: In which Percy doesn't recognise a joke…
R*R: Ron and Hermione sat down for breakfast…
Ron: What the…?
Hermione: OMIGODALMIGHTY!
R*R: Percy didn't know what the problem was…
Percy: What's the problem?
R*R: But Ron and Hermione were too busy running away too pay Percy any attention…
Ron and Hermione: (run away)
R*R: So Percy just sat and stared at the strange thing that was dancing naked before him wearing Dobby's tea-cosy…
~SEVERAL DAYS LATER~
Percy: Now seriously guys, what's the problem?
The End