Disclaimer: Still not mine, get over it.
I can't be bothered to explain what I'm on about here, but basically I had a conversation with someone, which resulted in me being convinced that Harry is a closet strawberry-phobic…
Chapter 2: In which Harry is a scaredy-cat…
R*R: Ron and Hermione sat down for breakfast…
Ron: Hey, look! Strawberries!
R*R: Harry screamed…
Harry: STRAWBERRIES? WHERE? WHERE?? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DON'T LET THEM GET ME!!!!
R*R: And he ran away…
Harry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! (runs away)
R*R: Leaving everyone in the Great Hall very confused…
Everyone in the Great Hall: How confusing…
The End