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Chapter 7: In which we discover what Magical People talk about when they're don't know they're being watched…
R*R: Ron and Hermione sat down for breakfast…
Hermione: I quite disagree. The meaning of life is to die!
Ron: But to die, one must live before!
Hermione: But- Oh wait. Shut up. We're on.
R*R: Ron was so embarrassed he hid behind his own foot…
Ron: Boy is my face red!
The End