Halloween: the fight for the kingdom of hell.
by weirdDAR
where we last left our friend, Micheal Myers, he was having a successful yard sale. Well, Chucky, the evil doll informs Myers the devil is going to give either him or Freddy the kingdom of hell. What he doesn't know is he's going to have to go through some challenges to win it. So like Halloween2, we're going to pick up right where we last left off.
*Chucky, the evil doll,(Voice by Chris Tucker) comes up to Myers*
Chucky:Yo, my man, we have a meeting tonight. Satan is going to give either you or Freddy the kingdom of hell! Maybe you should stob by the lodge in case you get it!
*myers agrees to going, Chucky leaves....Myers watches everyone shop for evil stuff. He laughs...everyone stares and he stops laughing*
Chucky:(comes back) Oh, did I tell you how to get there?
*Myers shakes his head 'no'*
Chucky: Dig a hole seven feet deep and your there.
*Myers stares in confusion, but you can't tell because he's wearing a mask*
Chucky: Oh, well, here you can access hell by digging seven feet deep. Not in any other state though.
*Myers shakes his head.*
*IN HELL*
(All the horror movie villians you can think of are sitting in chairs and talking to each other.)
(Myers walks in, he puts his knife down on a table with a sign that says, "PLEASE LEAVE ALL OF YOUR WEAPONS AT THIS TABLE")
(Myers looks around the room and notices there are no more chairs.)
CANDYMAN:*notices Myers standing around* hey, you can have my chair. I don't need it.
(Myers takes the chair and Candy man stands in the back alone)
*A door titled "mens" opens, tons of red smoke comes out, along with a dark figure. When the dark figure appears, it turns out to be Satan himself.(played by*drumroll*....Bill Cosby)*
Satan: Everyone, please, sit. Anyone that doesn't have a chair must leave
(candy man leaves in depression. Myers looks at him and shrugs his shoulders)
Satan: Well, *sits in his huge chair* you have all been called upon to watch Freddy Krueger and Micheal Myers to fight for the kingdom of hell. Originally it was Jason vs. Freddy, but Hollywood is making a movie on that. So, we're using Micheal vs. Freddy. Anyway, as everyone watches, enjoy some puddin' pops. (Everyone looks at the snack bar, where Weird Al is standing, eatting pudding pops.)
Weird al: Hi! You're probably wondering what I'm doing here. Well, it was an interesting story really. I sold my soul for a real record deal.
*back to Satan*
Satan: Everyone, I introduce to you...Freddy K.!
(the wall behind Satan rises and purple smoke comes out. Freddy steps out. Everyone cheers.)
Satan: And...Micheal Myers! (The floor under Myer's feet drops and Myers falls in. Everyone, in silence, hears Myer's screaming. 5 seconds later, Myers falls from the ceiling and sits the ground hard. Everyone cheers him too.)
Satan: Let the figting begin!
(Freddy and Micheal start beating each other up. Satan stops them)
Satan: now, now, now. That's not how we fight here. If either of you want the kingdom of hell, you're going to fight MY way.
*30 minutes later, Micheal and Freddy are in a wrestling cage.*
Satan: (In the announcer's booth) We are here today to witness...Micheal Myers and Freddy go through 3 challenges. The winner will be the new king of all evil!
For our first challenge,
(In front of Freddy and Micheal, an oven and some food comes up, out of the ground.)
The EASY-BAKE-OVEN CHALLENGE! Our contestants are in a steel cage, which neither of them may escape. They must bake to the death as challenge number one beings(the bell rings)
(Freddy and Micheal each put aprons on and rubber gloves.)
Freddy: You don't stand a chance, Micheal!
*Micheal, ignoring Freddy, puts a lump of dough in his easy bake oven and sets the temp. and time.*
*Freddy, puts a ham in his easy bake oven, sets the temp. and time*
Satan: And they are off! Micheal, cooking bread and Freddy cooking a honey bake ham. Who will do the best? Our judges, Al Roker, Linda Hamilton and John Goodman will tell us.
*ONE HOUR LATER*
(Freddy and Micheal put their food in front of the judges. They test them both)
Al: Micheal makes a mean slice of bread(Laughs) but Freddy makes a better ham. So I say Freddy should win.
*Micheal takes a knife from a table and stabs Al in his stomach.*
Al: You think that hurts? It's all fat! HA HA!
*Micheal, instead cuts Al's throat.*
Al: Common, there isn't a blood vessel in my neck for miles!
*Micheal stabs him in the head. Al falls to the floor, dead.*
Al: (Before he dies) that's better.
(The next judge, Linda Hamilton, testes both foods.)
Linda: Oh, without doubt, Micheal should win.
(she winks at him, Micheal blushes...but we can't tell because he's wearing a damn mask.)
*Freddy, pissed off, slices Linda's face up*
(They go to the final judge, John Goodman)
Satan: This will be the tie breaker...John Goodman. Will John hessitate because he knows whoever he votes agaisnt will kill him? Let's hope so!
(John starts shaking)
John: Uh...uh...uh...They're both good?
(Micheal and Freddy both go to kill him. John screams in a girly voice.)
John: nooooooooooo
Satan:(comes out the annoucer's booth) Don't worry fellas, there are still more challenges to come.
*30 minutes later, Micheal and Freddy appear in a greenhouse*
Satan: (in the announcer's booth) Freddy and Micheal will now go agaisnt each other to see who can plant the best sunflower!
(The bell rings to start the match)
*Both, Freddy and Micheal start digging a hole. they put the sunflower seeds in the hole and plants them.*
(Micheal uses a super fast growing power water.)
(Freddy uses regular water)
Freddy: damn, I need to get some of that.
(Micheal's plant grows but dies right away)
Freddy: HA HA! You lose!
(Micheal pulls Freddy's seeds out, causing Freddy to lose too)
Satan: and once again, there is not a determined winner. So if someone actually wins this next round, he will win the kingdom of hell.
*30 minutes later, Freddy and Micheal are in a bathroom*
Satan: The final match will be who can clean this bathroom the best.
*The bell rings and they start cleaning their own toilet*
Freddy: Give up, micheal! You cannot wiN!
(Micheal, still ignoring Freddy, cleans fast and furiously)
*10 minutes later*
Satan: Well, I have made my mind up, and I've decided the winner will be....................none of you. You're nothing but two stupid losers fighting for hell. You both kill the judges. you both plant horrible sunflowers and you can't clean shit up worth shit. So I'm going to keep the kingdom of hell all to myself for another 30,000,000 years.
(Micheal and Freddy, both leave hell dissappointed.)
Freddy: I'm glad I can't die, because I never want to see that bastard again!
(Micheal agrees with him, they both go their seperate ways.)
(Once Freddy leaves hell, he goes back into 'dreamland')
(Once Micheal leaves, he comes up with a brilliant plan.)
NEXT CHAPTER:
Micheal Myers, the master of killing innocent teenagers, birthday is coming up soon. And all the horror movie villians are holding a suprize party for him. It's actually funny with the outcome of this. PLUS, we all learn a horror movie secert that no one else knows....all in THE NEXT CHAPTER: Micheal's suprize party.
by weirdDAR
where we last left our friend, Micheal Myers, he was having a successful yard sale. Well, Chucky, the evil doll informs Myers the devil is going to give either him or Freddy the kingdom of hell. What he doesn't know is he's going to have to go through some challenges to win it. So like Halloween2, we're going to pick up right where we last left off.
*Chucky, the evil doll,(Voice by Chris Tucker) comes up to Myers*
Chucky:Yo, my man, we have a meeting tonight. Satan is going to give either you or Freddy the kingdom of hell! Maybe you should stob by the lodge in case you get it!
*myers agrees to going, Chucky leaves....Myers watches everyone shop for evil stuff. He laughs...everyone stares and he stops laughing*
Chucky:(comes back) Oh, did I tell you how to get there?
*Myers shakes his head 'no'*
Chucky: Dig a hole seven feet deep and your there.
*Myers stares in confusion, but you can't tell because he's wearing a mask*
Chucky: Oh, well, here you can access hell by digging seven feet deep. Not in any other state though.
*Myers shakes his head.*
*IN HELL*
(All the horror movie villians you can think of are sitting in chairs and talking to each other.)
(Myers walks in, he puts his knife down on a table with a sign that says, "PLEASE LEAVE ALL OF YOUR WEAPONS AT THIS TABLE")
(Myers looks around the room and notices there are no more chairs.)
CANDYMAN:*notices Myers standing around* hey, you can have my chair. I don't need it.
(Myers takes the chair and Candy man stands in the back alone)
*A door titled "mens" opens, tons of red smoke comes out, along with a dark figure. When the dark figure appears, it turns out to be Satan himself.(played by*drumroll*....Bill Cosby)*
Satan: Everyone, please, sit. Anyone that doesn't have a chair must leave
(candy man leaves in depression. Myers looks at him and shrugs his shoulders)
Satan: Well, *sits in his huge chair* you have all been called upon to watch Freddy Krueger and Micheal Myers to fight for the kingdom of hell. Originally it was Jason vs. Freddy, but Hollywood is making a movie on that. So, we're using Micheal vs. Freddy. Anyway, as everyone watches, enjoy some puddin' pops. (Everyone looks at the snack bar, where Weird Al is standing, eatting pudding pops.)
Weird al: Hi! You're probably wondering what I'm doing here. Well, it was an interesting story really. I sold my soul for a real record deal.
*back to Satan*
Satan: Everyone, I introduce to you...Freddy K.!
(the wall behind Satan rises and purple smoke comes out. Freddy steps out. Everyone cheers.)
Satan: And...Micheal Myers! (The floor under Myer's feet drops and Myers falls in. Everyone, in silence, hears Myer's screaming. 5 seconds later, Myers falls from the ceiling and sits the ground hard. Everyone cheers him too.)
Satan: Let the figting begin!
(Freddy and Micheal start beating each other up. Satan stops them)
Satan: now, now, now. That's not how we fight here. If either of you want the kingdom of hell, you're going to fight MY way.
*30 minutes later, Micheal and Freddy are in a wrestling cage.*
Satan: (In the announcer's booth) We are here today to witness...Micheal Myers and Freddy go through 3 challenges. The winner will be the new king of all evil!
For our first challenge,
(In front of Freddy and Micheal, an oven and some food comes up, out of the ground.)
The EASY-BAKE-OVEN CHALLENGE! Our contestants are in a steel cage, which neither of them may escape. They must bake to the death as challenge number one beings(the bell rings)
(Freddy and Micheal each put aprons on and rubber gloves.)
Freddy: You don't stand a chance, Micheal!
*Micheal, ignoring Freddy, puts a lump of dough in his easy bake oven and sets the temp. and time.*
*Freddy, puts a ham in his easy bake oven, sets the temp. and time*
Satan: And they are off! Micheal, cooking bread and Freddy cooking a honey bake ham. Who will do the best? Our judges, Al Roker, Linda Hamilton and John Goodman will tell us.
*ONE HOUR LATER*
(Freddy and Micheal put their food in front of the judges. They test them both)
Al: Micheal makes a mean slice of bread(Laughs) but Freddy makes a better ham. So I say Freddy should win.
*Micheal takes a knife from a table and stabs Al in his stomach.*
Al: You think that hurts? It's all fat! HA HA!
*Micheal, instead cuts Al's throat.*
Al: Common, there isn't a blood vessel in my neck for miles!
*Micheal stabs him in the head. Al falls to the floor, dead.*
Al: (Before he dies) that's better.
(The next judge, Linda Hamilton, testes both foods.)
Linda: Oh, without doubt, Micheal should win.
(she winks at him, Micheal blushes...but we can't tell because he's wearing a damn mask.)
*Freddy, pissed off, slices Linda's face up*
(They go to the final judge, John Goodman)
Satan: This will be the tie breaker...John Goodman. Will John hessitate because he knows whoever he votes agaisnt will kill him? Let's hope so!
(John starts shaking)
John: Uh...uh...uh...They're both good?
(Micheal and Freddy both go to kill him. John screams in a girly voice.)
John: nooooooooooo
Satan:(comes out the annoucer's booth) Don't worry fellas, there are still more challenges to come.
*30 minutes later, Micheal and Freddy appear in a greenhouse*
Satan: (in the announcer's booth) Freddy and Micheal will now go agaisnt each other to see who can plant the best sunflower!
(The bell rings to start the match)
*Both, Freddy and Micheal start digging a hole. they put the sunflower seeds in the hole and plants them.*
(Micheal uses a super fast growing power water.)
(Freddy uses regular water)
Freddy: damn, I need to get some of that.
(Micheal's plant grows but dies right away)
Freddy: HA HA! You lose!
(Micheal pulls Freddy's seeds out, causing Freddy to lose too)
Satan: and once again, there is not a determined winner. So if someone actually wins this next round, he will win the kingdom of hell.
*30 minutes later, Freddy and Micheal are in a bathroom*
Satan: The final match will be who can clean this bathroom the best.
*The bell rings and they start cleaning their own toilet*
Freddy: Give up, micheal! You cannot wiN!
(Micheal, still ignoring Freddy, cleans fast and furiously)
*10 minutes later*
Satan: Well, I have made my mind up, and I've decided the winner will be....................none of you. You're nothing but two stupid losers fighting for hell. You both kill the judges. you both plant horrible sunflowers and you can't clean shit up worth shit. So I'm going to keep the kingdom of hell all to myself for another 30,000,000 years.
(Micheal and Freddy, both leave hell dissappointed.)
Freddy: I'm glad I can't die, because I never want to see that bastard again!
(Micheal agrees with him, they both go their seperate ways.)
(Once Freddy leaves hell, he goes back into 'dreamland')
(Once Micheal leaves, he comes up with a brilliant plan.)
NEXT CHAPTER:
Micheal Myers, the master of killing innocent teenagers, birthday is coming up soon. And all the horror movie villians are holding a suprize party for him. It's actually funny with the outcome of this. PLUS, we all learn a horror movie secert that no one else knows....all in THE NEXT CHAPTER: Micheal's suprize party.