Disclaimer: Ho hum. Must I repeat myself?
Chapter 9: In which Harry blinks…
R*R: Ron and Hermione sat down for breakfast…
Ron: I have something to announce!
R*R: Indeed, Ron had something to announce, and stood on a chair…
Ron: *stands on a chair*
R*R: Everyone was listening…
Everyone: *listens*
Ron: I AM A PLUMDUFF!
R*R: Hermione jumped up…
Hermione: *jumps up* NOOO! A PLUMDUFF YOU CANNOT BE! FOR I AM…. THE TERMINATOR!
R*R: And Harry blinked…
Harry: *blink*
The End