Halloween: Micheal's suprize party
by weirdDAR
the third installment of this series(I don't know if this will be the last one or not.) So far this is the best series I've written. So I'll probably do more. R&R
where we last left off....
Satan: Well, I have made my mind up, and I've decided the winner will be....................none of you. You're nothing but two stupid losers fighting for hell. You both kill the judges. you both plant horrible sunflowers and you can't clean shit up worth shit. So I'm going to keep the kingdom of hell all to myself for another 30,000,000 years.
(Micheal and Freddy, both leave hell dissappointed.)
Freddy: I'm glad I can't die, because I never want to see that bastard again!
(Micheal agrees with him, they both go their seperate ways.)
(Once Freddy leaves hell, he goes back into 'dreamland')
(Once Micheal leaves, he comes up with a brilliant plan.)
*Back at the Myer's house*
(Micheal starts to slowly open his door. Why? because it causes suspense. When he does open the door, he notices the lights are off. well, he left the lights off and they are always off, so it wasn't weird. When Micheal stepped in his house, the lights turned on and everyone inside screamed:)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
(Micheal stares in confustion, because it isn't his birthday)
Norman Bates: I know we're not going out anymore, Micheal, but I planned this suprize party for you. I hope you like it!
Blade:(from 'Master of puppets'.) (laughs and tries to say something, but he can't talk)
The Lepercaun: (Played by some irish guy) What Mr. Blade is trying to say is, we all want you to have a happy birthday, even if you didn't win the kingdom of hell.
(Micheal uses his knife to chop the Lepercaun's head off)
(Some old guy that knows everything is the narrarator...let's use Anthony Hopkins!)
Narrarator: Yes, as no one else knows, the only one that can kill a horror movie villian, is in fact, another horror movie villian. That's a big secert that has been held for years. Micheal Myers has just killed the Lepercaun. You would think that's impossible. ANd you would think I'm blabbering, and I am. But the truth of the fact is...(Micheal Myers goes offscreen and kills the narrarator)AHHHHHHHH(he screams)
(The new Narrarator: played by Jim Carrey)
Narrarator: Micheal Myers suprize party all goes well, but what about that brilliant plan he had? We may never know! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...
*back to the party*
Pennywise(from 'it'): Hello, Micheal. *hands Micheal a wrapped present* This is from me.
*Micheal opens it*
Pennywise: They're streamers...for your bike!
*Micheal smiles, you can't tell because of his mask. But he goes outside and puts his pink streamers on his bike handles...when he comes back in, Pinhead(from hellraiser) hands him a wrapped present. Micheal opens it*
Pinhead: It's a knitting set. So you can knit some blankets and stuff
*Micheal smiles again and gives pinhead a hug*
Narrarator: After an hour of opening presents and eatting cake, Micheal's front door explodes...the smoke clears and it appears to be CANDY MAN!
Candy man: YOU! You took my chair and I ended up not getting to watch the fight! You, Micheal, shall die!
*Candyman runs towards Micheal, but Pennywise puts a mirror in Candy man's way. Candyman gets trapped in the mirror.*
Candyman: (inside the mirror) common, say my name so I can get out! someone? Anyone?
(Someone in the crowd)
I will! Beetle juice, Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice!
Candyman: that's not my name, dammit!
(Beetle juice appears in the doorway)
Beetlejuice: Did someone say my name?
(Micheal shakes his head no)
(Beetlejuice walks out, depressed)
Pennywise:(screams) Let's play 'pin the tail on the donkey'!
Narrarator: Everyone cheers and begins to play. Of course, with every party...there is a party pooper.
(Everyone hears a toilet flush, everyone stares to see who walks out of the bathroom)
Narrarator: it's...it's...GOD!
God:(played by Mr. T) Hello. I just stopped by to use the bathroom...I hope no one minds.
(All the villians go after him)
God: I pitty da foo who try to take down Mr. god!
(God disappears before the writer can write anything that will offend someone)
Narrarator: Now, what about that brilliant plan? Well, since the party is over now...maybe we'll find out.
(Micheal stands there in silence, he shakes his head no.)
*Micheal rights on a piece of paper*
"I FORGOT"
(Micheal is shown cleaning up after everyone. He looks around the house and sees his messy living room. Camera zooms up to his eye. YOu see a tear.)
*Pinhead and Pennywise are standing on the other side of the room with trash bags*
Pinhead: Hey, Don't cry...we'll clean it up.
Pennywise: See?(they pick up trash)
(In case you didn't know...this scene is a parody of an old commercial about littering...you might not find it funny unless you've seen the commercial)
NEXT CHAPTER:
Well, I honestly don't know what I'm going to do for the fourth installment. I don't even know if I'm going to put a fourth chapter up yet. Maybe. Maybe not. It all really depends on the reviews.
by weirdDAR
the third installment of this series(I don't know if this will be the last one or not.) So far this is the best series I've written. So I'll probably do more. R&R
where we last left off....
Satan: Well, I have made my mind up, and I've decided the winner will be....................none of you. You're nothing but two stupid losers fighting for hell. You both kill the judges. you both plant horrible sunflowers and you can't clean shit up worth shit. So I'm going to keep the kingdom of hell all to myself for another 30,000,000 years.
(Micheal and Freddy, both leave hell dissappointed.)
Freddy: I'm glad I can't die, because I never want to see that bastard again!
(Micheal agrees with him, they both go their seperate ways.)
(Once Freddy leaves hell, he goes back into 'dreamland')
(Once Micheal leaves, he comes up with a brilliant plan.)
*Back at the Myer's house*
(Micheal starts to slowly open his door. Why? because it causes suspense. When he does open the door, he notices the lights are off. well, he left the lights off and they are always off, so it wasn't weird. When Micheal stepped in his house, the lights turned on and everyone inside screamed:)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
(Micheal stares in confustion, because it isn't his birthday)
Norman Bates: I know we're not going out anymore, Micheal, but I planned this suprize party for you. I hope you like it!
Blade:(from 'Master of puppets'.) (laughs and tries to say something, but he can't talk)
The Lepercaun: (Played by some irish guy) What Mr. Blade is trying to say is, we all want you to have a happy birthday, even if you didn't win the kingdom of hell.
(Micheal uses his knife to chop the Lepercaun's head off)
(Some old guy that knows everything is the narrarator...let's use Anthony Hopkins!)
Narrarator: Yes, as no one else knows, the only one that can kill a horror movie villian, is in fact, another horror movie villian. That's a big secert that has been held for years. Micheal Myers has just killed the Lepercaun. You would think that's impossible. ANd you would think I'm blabbering, and I am. But the truth of the fact is...(Micheal Myers goes offscreen and kills the narrarator)AHHHHHHHH(he screams)
(The new Narrarator: played by Jim Carrey)
Narrarator: Micheal Myers suprize party all goes well, but what about that brilliant plan he had? We may never know! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...
*back to the party*
Pennywise(from 'it'): Hello, Micheal. *hands Micheal a wrapped present* This is from me.
*Micheal opens it*
Pennywise: They're streamers...for your bike!
*Micheal smiles, you can't tell because of his mask. But he goes outside and puts his pink streamers on his bike handles...when he comes back in, Pinhead(from hellraiser) hands him a wrapped present. Micheal opens it*
Pinhead: It's a knitting set. So you can knit some blankets and stuff
*Micheal smiles again and gives pinhead a hug*
Narrarator: After an hour of opening presents and eatting cake, Micheal's front door explodes...the smoke clears and it appears to be CANDY MAN!
Candy man: YOU! You took my chair and I ended up not getting to watch the fight! You, Micheal, shall die!
*Candyman runs towards Micheal, but Pennywise puts a mirror in Candy man's way. Candyman gets trapped in the mirror.*
Candyman: (inside the mirror) common, say my name so I can get out! someone? Anyone?
(Someone in the crowd)
I will! Beetle juice, Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice!
Candyman: that's not my name, dammit!
(Beetle juice appears in the doorway)
Beetlejuice: Did someone say my name?
(Micheal shakes his head no)
(Beetlejuice walks out, depressed)
Pennywise:(screams) Let's play 'pin the tail on the donkey'!
Narrarator: Everyone cheers and begins to play. Of course, with every party...there is a party pooper.
(Everyone hears a toilet flush, everyone stares to see who walks out of the bathroom)
Narrarator: it's...it's...GOD!
God:(played by Mr. T) Hello. I just stopped by to use the bathroom...I hope no one minds.
(All the villians go after him)
God: I pitty da foo who try to take down Mr. god!
(God disappears before the writer can write anything that will offend someone)
Narrarator: Now, what about that brilliant plan? Well, since the party is over now...maybe we'll find out.
(Micheal stands there in silence, he shakes his head no.)
*Micheal rights on a piece of paper*
"I FORGOT"
(Micheal is shown cleaning up after everyone. He looks around the house and sees his messy living room. Camera zooms up to his eye. YOu see a tear.)
*Pinhead and Pennywise are standing on the other side of the room with trash bags*
Pinhead: Hey, Don't cry...we'll clean it up.
Pennywise: See?(they pick up trash)
(In case you didn't know...this scene is a parody of an old commercial about littering...you might not find it funny unless you've seen the commercial)
NEXT CHAPTER:
Well, I honestly don't know what I'm going to do for the fourth installment. I don't even know if I'm going to put a fourth chapter up yet. Maybe. Maybe not. It all really depends on the reviews.