Halloween: The secerts of the trilogy.
by weirdDAR
Plot: Well, I figured since I had no idea what to do for the fourth installment of my Michael Myers parody...I would open up some secerts. And here's your host...me!
weirdDAR: I'm here at the Myer's house, on the front porch...as you can see*you can see me standing on the front porch.*
(The front door begins to open slowly)
weirdDAR: and here he is now, Micheal Myers.
(Instead of Micheal, it's a woman, who obviously is a hooker)
weirdDAR: WHo are you?
hooker: I'm Micheal Myer's sex slave...
(she runs away)
weirdDAR: well, that was a bit akward. Um...let's open a secert right now...Who is Micheal Myers?
*Micheal Myers sits in a chair, think of it like 'behind the music'*
Micheal: Well, I play Micheal Myers, but what I really am, deep down inside, is more than Evil...it's HATE!
*Back to weirdDAR*
weirdDAR: OKAY! What the people would like to know is why are you MICHEAL instead of Michael.
*Back the Myers*
Micheal: Well, originally it was to save you, the writer, from getting sued by miramax, or whoever the hell makes the Halloween movies.
*Back to weirdDAR*
weirdDAR: Wasn't that interesting? Well, really and truthfully, it was a constant typo...Micheal just made it better and less embarrassing for me. For the next question, why doesn't Micheal talk?
*To Myers*
Micheal: I only talk in my interviews. I don't talk because I have a sore throat for all eternity. But since I'm out of character right now, I can talk.
*To weirdDAR*
weirdDAR: What's next for the Micheal Myer's fan fiction parody series?
*to Myers*
Micheal: Well, the next chapter is going to involve me, Laurie, and most of my family...even the dead ones. They'll be raised from the grave to join me on the Jerry Springer show. It's a really good concept I came up with.
*to me*
weirdDAR: I came up with that idea, Mike.
*to myers*
Micheal: Uh-huh.
*to me*
weirdDAR: Now, for the final question...we're going to answer the absolute number one asked question out there(about Micheal Myers)...How come Micheal Myers cannot die?
(Unknown voice from above)
I'll answer that!
weirdDAR: Oh my god! It's John Carpenter! The creater of Micheal Myers!
(John is appearing to fly in the air, carrying a labtop. He lands on Micheal's front lawn)
weirdDAR: Are you going to answer the question why Micheal Myers cannot die?
John: Yes, I will(opens his labtop, it's on some website)
This is the reason Micheal Myers cannot die.
(we see he is on his bank account. It says 8.2 million dollars.)
John: Yes, the only reason Micheal Myers cannot die is because he keeps my bank account alive! Plus, I bidded on an autographed Jason hockey mask...so I'm going to have to sue you over this series.
weirdDAR: No, that's okay*snaps my fingers* Micheal is on my side now. (Micheal opens the door and walks towards John Carpenter with a knife)
John: No! I created you! Do not turn on me! I created you!
(Micheal stabs John over and over, until he falls over and dies.)
*weirdDAR gives Micheal high five*
weirdDAR: thanks man.
Micheal: (coughing) now don't disturb me again, I was on the shitter. (he goes back inside)
weirdDAR: there you have it! All of the answers you want to know...all here. Thank you, and the new chapter will be up soon! Please leave a review!
by weirdDAR
Plot: Well, I figured since I had no idea what to do for the fourth installment of my Michael Myers parody...I would open up some secerts. And here's your host...me!
weirdDAR: I'm here at the Myer's house, on the front porch...as you can see*you can see me standing on the front porch.*
(The front door begins to open slowly)
weirdDAR: and here he is now, Micheal Myers.
(Instead of Micheal, it's a woman, who obviously is a hooker)
weirdDAR: WHo are you?
hooker: I'm Micheal Myer's sex slave...
(she runs away)
weirdDAR: well, that was a bit akward. Um...let's open a secert right now...Who is Micheal Myers?
*Micheal Myers sits in a chair, think of it like 'behind the music'*
Micheal: Well, I play Micheal Myers, but what I really am, deep down inside, is more than Evil...it's HATE!
*Back to weirdDAR*
weirdDAR: OKAY! What the people would like to know is why are you MICHEAL instead of Michael.
*Back the Myers*
Micheal: Well, originally it was to save you, the writer, from getting sued by miramax, or whoever the hell makes the Halloween movies.
*Back to weirdDAR*
weirdDAR: Wasn't that interesting? Well, really and truthfully, it was a constant typo...Micheal just made it better and less embarrassing for me. For the next question, why doesn't Micheal talk?
*To Myers*
Micheal: I only talk in my interviews. I don't talk because I have a sore throat for all eternity. But since I'm out of character right now, I can talk.
*To weirdDAR*
weirdDAR: What's next for the Micheal Myer's fan fiction parody series?
*to Myers*
Micheal: Well, the next chapter is going to involve me, Laurie, and most of my family...even the dead ones. They'll be raised from the grave to join me on the Jerry Springer show. It's a really good concept I came up with.
*to me*
weirdDAR: I came up with that idea, Mike.
*to myers*
Micheal: Uh-huh.
*to me*
weirdDAR: Now, for the final question...we're going to answer the absolute number one asked question out there(about Micheal Myers)...How come Micheal Myers cannot die?
(Unknown voice from above)
I'll answer that!
weirdDAR: Oh my god! It's John Carpenter! The creater of Micheal Myers!
(John is appearing to fly in the air, carrying a labtop. He lands on Micheal's front lawn)
weirdDAR: Are you going to answer the question why Micheal Myers cannot die?
John: Yes, I will(opens his labtop, it's on some website)
This is the reason Micheal Myers cannot die.
(we see he is on his bank account. It says 8.2 million dollars.)
John: Yes, the only reason Micheal Myers cannot die is because he keeps my bank account alive! Plus, I bidded on an autographed Jason hockey mask...so I'm going to have to sue you over this series.
weirdDAR: No, that's okay*snaps my fingers* Micheal is on my side now. (Micheal opens the door and walks towards John Carpenter with a knife)
John: No! I created you! Do not turn on me! I created you!
(Micheal stabs John over and over, until he falls over and dies.)
*weirdDAR gives Micheal high five*
weirdDAR: thanks man.
Micheal: (coughing) now don't disturb me again, I was on the shitter. (he goes back inside)
weirdDAR: there you have it! All of the answers you want to know...all here. Thank you, and the new chapter will be up soon! Please leave a review!