Halloween: the love story.
by weirdDAR
Narrarator: Micheal sits in his bed room, writing something. What could it be? A note? What kind? A love note? No! Micheal Myers can't fall in love, he's evil...who the hell writes this stuff? No wonder your name is WEIRDDAR! You are weird! And Stupid! I quit!
weirdDAR: he didn't mean any of that...
(Micheal appears to be writing something on his desk.)
(we get to see what he's writing--it's a poem written in a gothic handwriting.)
"My loved one!"
How come everytime I look into your eyes,
you run away screaming?
Even if we aren't friends,
can't we be MORE than friends?
do you like blood?
I do.
You know what else I like?
you.
Go out with me
I hope I'm not rushing you
MARRY ME
MARRY ME
MARRY ME
I love you!
I want you!
I'm a virgin!
Have sex with me!
LOVE ME!
with all my love, MICHAEL MYERS.
(Micheal seals it with an envelope. He takes a cut off hand from his desk. It's obviously one of his's victim's hand. He peels the skin off and uses some blood to seal the envelope.)
(Micheal runs outside and puts in his neighbor's mailbox, and runs back in his house)
*ONE DAY LATER*
(knock knock on Micheal's door)
(Micheal answers it, and two police officers are standing there with Micheal's poem)
Police officer1: did you send this poem to Ms. Carrie King?
(Micheal shakes his head 'yes')
Police officer2: You do know this is sexual harrassment right?
(Micheal takes his knife out and kills both of them)
(Micheal laughs and takes his poem back...he runs over to the same neighbor's house and put's it back in the mailbox...he goes back home.)
*ONE DAY LATER*
(knock knock on Micheal's door)
(Micheal notices from the window it's Carrie. He brushes his mask's hair (don't you agree he needed it?) and answers it)
Carrie: are you Michael?
(Micheal, embarrassed, shakes his head yes)
Carrie: Well, I don't want your stupid poem. Please don't send it to me again.
(Micheal signals to invite her in)
Carrie: what? come into a stranger's house? A stranger wearing a mask and is probably a serial killer? (pauses) Sure, why not?
(she walks in, Micheal shuts the door behind her and locks it)
Carrie: Why do you wear that mask?
(he takes the mask off and you notice he can't breathe, then he puts it back on)
Carrie: oh, you can't breahte without your mask?
(he shakes his head yes)
Carrie: How sad. But really, Mr. Myers, that poem was not the apporpriate way to approach me. I'm not just some 87 year old woman you can have sex with.
(Micheal puts his head down)
Carrie: Now, Mr. Myers, I know you probably thought I was 78, but I am, in fact, 87. But we can still be friends.
(Micheal shakes his head no)
Carrie: No?
Micheal: (in a Darth Vadar voice) Yeah, bitch, no!
(He takes a butcher knife and points it at her, but she has a heart attack before he can do anything)
(When she falls to her death, Micheal sniffs the air)
Micheal: (In the Vadar voice) I smell shit! Aw, it's her! I have to clean that!
Moral of the story:
Well, there are a few morals:
1) Micheal is only interested in 87 year olds.
2) If Micheal just so happens to be attracted to you, you better stay with him until death...or he'll make sure you experience death faster than you know it.
3) Micheal is a virgin. HA HA!
4) Serial killers are bad bad people.
5) Serial killers cannot write good poems.
6) Police officers should never go to a serial killer's house.
7) Coffee can stunt your growth.
8) That's all.
Next Chapter:
Micheal takes it off....his mental institution suit off and trys some various styles. In the mean time, Dirk(remember Dirk?) he's dead. but his sister's best friend's mother's god mother...she died in a car accident last week. remember Trish? Dirk's girlfriend? well, since Jamie Lee Curtis supposably died in the second one, and brought her back in H20, I thought there is no harm in bringing Trish back.
by weirdDAR
Narrarator: Micheal sits in his bed room, writing something. What could it be? A note? What kind? A love note? No! Micheal Myers can't fall in love, he's evil...who the hell writes this stuff? No wonder your name is WEIRDDAR! You are weird! And Stupid! I quit!
weirdDAR: he didn't mean any of that...
(Micheal appears to be writing something on his desk.)
(we get to see what he's writing--it's a poem written in a gothic handwriting.)
"My loved one!"
How come everytime I look into your eyes,
you run away screaming?
Even if we aren't friends,
can't we be MORE than friends?
do you like blood?
I do.
You know what else I like?
you.
Go out with me
I hope I'm not rushing you
MARRY ME
MARRY ME
MARRY ME
I love you!
I want you!
I'm a virgin!
Have sex with me!
LOVE ME!
with all my love, MICHAEL MYERS.
(Micheal seals it with an envelope. He takes a cut off hand from his desk. It's obviously one of his's victim's hand. He peels the skin off and uses some blood to seal the envelope.)
(Micheal runs outside and puts in his neighbor's mailbox, and runs back in his house)
*ONE DAY LATER*
(knock knock on Micheal's door)
(Micheal answers it, and two police officers are standing there with Micheal's poem)
Police officer1: did you send this poem to Ms. Carrie King?
(Micheal shakes his head 'yes')
Police officer2: You do know this is sexual harrassment right?
(Micheal takes his knife out and kills both of them)
(Micheal laughs and takes his poem back...he runs over to the same neighbor's house and put's it back in the mailbox...he goes back home.)
*ONE DAY LATER*
(knock knock on Micheal's door)
(Micheal notices from the window it's Carrie. He brushes his mask's hair (don't you agree he needed it?) and answers it)
Carrie: are you Michael?
(Micheal, embarrassed, shakes his head yes)
Carrie: Well, I don't want your stupid poem. Please don't send it to me again.
(Micheal signals to invite her in)
Carrie: what? come into a stranger's house? A stranger wearing a mask and is probably a serial killer? (pauses) Sure, why not?
(she walks in, Micheal shuts the door behind her and locks it)
Carrie: Why do you wear that mask?
(he takes the mask off and you notice he can't breathe, then he puts it back on)
Carrie: oh, you can't breahte without your mask?
(he shakes his head yes)
Carrie: How sad. But really, Mr. Myers, that poem was not the apporpriate way to approach me. I'm not just some 87 year old woman you can have sex with.
(Micheal puts his head down)
Carrie: Now, Mr. Myers, I know you probably thought I was 78, but I am, in fact, 87. But we can still be friends.
(Micheal shakes his head no)
Carrie: No?
Micheal: (in a Darth Vadar voice) Yeah, bitch, no!
(He takes a butcher knife and points it at her, but she has a heart attack before he can do anything)
(When she falls to her death, Micheal sniffs the air)
Micheal: (In the Vadar voice) I smell shit! Aw, it's her! I have to clean that!
Moral of the story:
Well, there are a few morals:
1) Micheal is only interested in 87 year olds.
2) If Micheal just so happens to be attracted to you, you better stay with him until death...or he'll make sure you experience death faster than you know it.
3) Micheal is a virgin. HA HA!
4) Serial killers are bad bad people.
5) Serial killers cannot write good poems.
6) Police officers should never go to a serial killer's house.
7) Coffee can stunt your growth.
8) That's all.
Next Chapter:
Micheal takes it off....his mental institution suit off and trys some various styles. In the mean time, Dirk(remember Dirk?) he's dead. but his sister's best friend's mother's god mother...she died in a car accident last week. remember Trish? Dirk's girlfriend? well, since Jamie Lee Curtis supposably died in the second one, and brought her back in H20, I thought there is no harm in bringing Trish back.