Halloween: resErection
by weirdDAR(who else?)
Note: Yes, I know it's been a while since I wrote another story, and truthdfully, I wasn't going to write another story on Micheal. Until "Tara" gave me a good idea. So ...uh, this story is for you Tara. Thanks for the idea.
Narrarator: Where we last left off, about three months ago...Micheal Myers just wrote in his diary, and--
(new)narrarator: Hey! You know, we're kind of tired from all this day by day shit...can't we do a prequel or something?
Narrarator: But the script has already--
(new)narrarator: *cuts the narrarator's throat* I'm the new narrarator...
Everyone has seen Halloween one, well we all know Micheal killed his sister, topless. Well...here's what he was thinking, and what happened afterwards...the story you never were told, is now being told...muhawhawhaw!
*Micheal, as a kid is walking up the stairs with the knife. We all know this scene. He enters his sister's room*
Micheal: (thinking) Oh my god! She's nakey! What are those???? I don't have those, I just brought this knife up here to show her my deep throat trick...but now I know...my sister is a mutant, and she must die. *starts to stab her as she screams*
Narrarator: When Micheal meets his parents outside, they're shocked and outraged...here's what you didn't see.
Dad: Oh my god! Did you kill your sister, Micheal?
(Micheal shakes his head 'yes')
Dad: Who else am I suppose to get some from? Your mother? Hell no! What were you thinking?????
Mom: Oh, dear, I'm going to go call the police.*runs inside*
Dad: Just tell me this, son, are her boobs still attacted to her body?
*Micheal shakes his head 'yes'*
Dad: Oh thank god! I can still perform certain moves.
*later that night, the three sit at the dinner table.*
Mom: Micheal, eat your dinner...the people will be here to take you away to the crazy house.
dad: *crying* I can't believe she's gone...and she gave it good too.
Mom: I'm going to ignore that...
Dad: (to MOM) Look, woman, the only reason I will EVER sleep with you again is to replace psycho boy over here.
*Micheal stabs his dad with a fork once*
Mom: Micheal! For the sixth time, don't stab your father!
*Micheal puts his head down*
*The door bell rings, and people with white suits bust the door down, taking Micheal away*
Dad: What was the point of kicking the door down?
One of the guys: I've just always wanted to do that...I hope you don't mind.
Dad: No, don't worry about it. see you later, Micheal!
*they take Micheal away*
*At the crazy house, Dr Loomis meets Micheal for the first time.*
Loomis: Hello, Micheal, my name is Dr. Loomis. I will be your doctor.
Micheal: (he actually speaks) loony!
Loomis:(calm) no, I'm Dr. LOOMIS.
Micheal: loony!
Loomis: (raises his voice a tiny bit)
Micheal: Loony!
Loomis: (angry) LOOMIS!
Micheal: Loony!
Loomis: (Pissed off) LOOMIS!!!!!!!!!!!! (Loomis looks Micheal into the eyes. He thinks to himself, I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong.)
Micheal: LOONY!
Loomis: (thinking to himself)I met this six-year-old child, with this blind, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the DEVIL'S eyes!)
Narrarator: They argued throughout the whole night. So sad. Anyway, right after Halloween: ressurection, Micheal Myers has a yard sale, and you know the rest of the story. Thanks for reading!
THE END!
by weirdDAR(who else?)
Note: Yes, I know it's been a while since I wrote another story, and truthdfully, I wasn't going to write another story on Micheal. Until "Tara" gave me a good idea. So ...uh, this story is for you Tara. Thanks for the idea.
Narrarator: Where we last left off, about three months ago...Micheal Myers just wrote in his diary, and--
(new)narrarator: Hey! You know, we're kind of tired from all this day by day shit...can't we do a prequel or something?
Narrarator: But the script has already--
(new)narrarator: *cuts the narrarator's throat* I'm the new narrarator...
Everyone has seen Halloween one, well we all know Micheal killed his sister, topless. Well...here's what he was thinking, and what happened afterwards...the story you never were told, is now being told...muhawhawhaw!
*Micheal, as a kid is walking up the stairs with the knife. We all know this scene. He enters his sister's room*
Micheal: (thinking) Oh my god! She's nakey! What are those???? I don't have those, I just brought this knife up here to show her my deep throat trick...but now I know...my sister is a mutant, and she must die. *starts to stab her as she screams*
Narrarator: When Micheal meets his parents outside, they're shocked and outraged...here's what you didn't see.
Dad: Oh my god! Did you kill your sister, Micheal?
(Micheal shakes his head 'yes')
Dad: Who else am I suppose to get some from? Your mother? Hell no! What were you thinking?????
Mom: Oh, dear, I'm going to go call the police.*runs inside*
Dad: Just tell me this, son, are her boobs still attacted to her body?
*Micheal shakes his head 'yes'*
Dad: Oh thank god! I can still perform certain moves.
*later that night, the three sit at the dinner table.*
Mom: Micheal, eat your dinner...the people will be here to take you away to the crazy house.
dad: *crying* I can't believe she's gone...and she gave it good too.
Mom: I'm going to ignore that...
Dad: (to MOM) Look, woman, the only reason I will EVER sleep with you again is to replace psycho boy over here.
*Micheal stabs his dad with a fork once*
Mom: Micheal! For the sixth time, don't stab your father!
*Micheal puts his head down*
*The door bell rings, and people with white suits bust the door down, taking Micheal away*
Dad: What was the point of kicking the door down?
One of the guys: I've just always wanted to do that...I hope you don't mind.
Dad: No, don't worry about it. see you later, Micheal!
*they take Micheal away*
*At the crazy house, Dr Loomis meets Micheal for the first time.*
Loomis: Hello, Micheal, my name is Dr. Loomis. I will be your doctor.
Micheal: (he actually speaks) loony!
Loomis:(calm) no, I'm Dr. LOOMIS.
Micheal: loony!
Loomis: (raises his voice a tiny bit)
Micheal: Loony!
Loomis: (angry) LOOMIS!
Micheal: Loony!
Loomis: (Pissed off) LOOMIS!!!!!!!!!!!! (Loomis looks Micheal into the eyes. He thinks to himself, I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong.)
Micheal: LOONY!
Loomis: (thinking to himself)I met this six-year-old child, with this blind, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the DEVIL'S eyes!)
Narrarator: They argued throughout the whole night. So sad. Anyway, right after Halloween: ressurection, Micheal Myers has a yard sale, and you know the rest of the story. Thanks for reading!
THE END!