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Tales of the Multiverse Bit 154

Ah~ What a lovely day!

Walking around in the Neo-City Central Park, we see Kenny Rogers having a good time when all of a sudden a strong gust of wind formed underneath before finding himself inside a magical mini-tornado, making his scream in fear.

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It was another nice morning in Neo-City where we head towards the Training Camp and outside the Tech Garage, we see the Mississippi Four & Luluco testing out their new Stratoboards and to say, they were working real well as the group were enjoying their new hoverboards.

Especially Joey Hollard...

"WHOOOOHOOOO! THIS IS AWWWESOOOME!"

Joey was enjoying his stratoboard a bit way too much that he is flying around in the air while making zigzags and loops everywhere.

Some onlookers who took notice either looked on in awe or amusement, grumbled unamused, didn't care (guess who) and some even took out their tablets to film the elder Hollard twin riding his hoverboard while doing some stunts in the air.

"Whoa, that guy sure is having fun up there." Korriana "Korri" Ramzyse commented who was watching from below, "Don'tcha think Lukz?" she asked.

Korri and Lukz Ramzyse are currently out of their Mandalorian beskar armor and are wearing civilian clothing while sitting on a bench next to the Sakura Tree with Lukz' droids Buzzer and Dax next to them while Tammie the Loth-cat curled up on Korri's lap.

Korri is wearing a sleeveless light gray shirt with a dark gray ankh symbol on the upper left side under an open dark blue jacket with electric blue cuffs, light gray fingerless gloves, her Mandalorian Vambraces on her wrists, gray cargo pants with a belt and two WESTAR-35 blaster pistols holstered on either side of her belt, a Lasat Bo-Rifle horizontally strapped on the back of her waist and a pair of light gray and electric blue strapped combat boots.

And Lukz is wearing a dark blue t-shirt with a gray ankh symbol, light gray and electric blue hooded jacket, black fingerless gloves, his Mandalorian Vambraces on his wrists, dark blue jeans with a belt and two WESTAR-35 blaster pistols holstered on either side of his belt, what looked like a metal cylinder device hanging on his belt and light gray and electric blue strapped running shoes.

"Hmm, interesting." Lukz uttered with an intrigue expression.

"What is?" Korri asked, "The device or the guy riding it?" she assumed.

"A bit of both." Lukz answered.

In another area, we see Conner "Blazer" Hagan walking around when he took notice of Joey riding his Stratoboard in the air, he watches the boy fly around for a few minutes before shrugging his shoulders and then walking off.

In another area, we see Buccaneer "Buckles" Murphy, Gillian "Gill" Norman, Akatora Tsujimiya and the Creepy Guy making their way towards their treehouse at the Withered Tree when all of a sudden...

"LOOK OOOOUUT!"

The Unsuccessful Four then turned around to see Joey Hollard on his Stratoboard headed towards them at high-speed and they screamed in response before ducking down as Joey flew passed them.

The Unsuccessful Four quickly stood back up, taking off their shoes and proceeds to throw it at Joey, missing the boy by an inch while shouting angrily at the same time.

"SORRYYYYY!" Joey called out in apology.

"Motherfucker..." Buckles muttered in annoyance.

As this is going on, Oswald "Ozzy" Wizner, Kylie Hollard, Suzuka "Suzie" Takahashi and Luluco watches Joey in amusement from their respective Stratoboards.

"Hehe." Ozzy chuckled, "Joey sure does love his new Stratoboard, don'tcha think guys?" he commented.

Suzie nodded in agreement, "Hai, Joey's having a lot of fun." she replied.

"I have to say, this is kinda different than what I'm used to." Luluco voiced out.

"Yeah, well this is also our first time riding these Luluco, and somehow we're able to get the hang off..." Ozzy was trying to say but trailed when his eyes suddenly bulged in shock upon noticing that Luluco was floating with them on Kylie's Stratoboard, "Wait a minute! Luluco, why are you riding Kylie's Stratoboard?!" he exclaimed in surprise.

"Oh, Kylie lent it to me." Luluco answered.

"If you're here, where's Kylie?" Ozzy questioned.

"I'm right here." a voice answered next to Ozzy which startled him before turning around to see Kylie levitating in the air without the aid of anything used for flight and not only that, there was some small traces of sparkles surrounding her like pixie dust from Tinkerbell, only instead of gold, it was silver.

"What the?!" Ozzy squawked in response, "Kylie, how're you doing that?!" he exclaimed.

"Uh, my Gift? Duh~" Kylie answered with a deadpan expression.

Ozzy facepalmed in response, "Of course..." he uttered while Luluco sweatdrop.

Suzie rolled her eyes in amusement before something down below caught her attention.

Meanwhile, on one of the rooftops of the training facility buildings, we see Zuikaku and Shoukaku, alongside Atago and Takao, hanging out when they saw Joey going nuts on his Stratoboard in the skies.

"Who's that up there?" Zuikaku thought out loud.

"Oh, that would be one of the recent trainees who joined the coalition along with his friends the other day." Atago answered, "I think his name was Joey Hollard" she recalled.

"Yo!" a new voice greeted which startled all of them.

Zuikaku and Shoukaku looked for the source of the voice before looking up to see none other than Suzuka "Suzie" Takahashi on her Stratoboard floating above them.

"Gomenasai, I didn't mean to startle you all." Suzie apologized while lowering her Stratoboard down until she was in front of Zuikaku and Shoukaku.

"That's fine." Zuikaku reassured, "What's your name?" she asked.

"Takahashi Suzuka-desu, but please call me Suzie, yoroshiku onegaishimasu." Suzie answered while greeting them with a bow.

Zuikaku and Shoukaku greeted Suzie back in the same language as Suzie's, "So, is there anything we can do for you?" the former asked.

"Well, I heard a lot about you and the other kansen, especially you and Shoukaku-san." Suzie stated, "I saw the both of you here, so I decided to come over and say hi." she furthered, "Also, I was wondering..." she trailed off while scratching her cheek with her finger a bit shyly before giving Zuikaku a small smile while extending her right hand to her, "Watashi to tomodachi ni naritaidesu ka?" she asked with the intention of becoming friends with the 5th Carrier Division kansens.

Zuikaku and Shoukaku looks at each other for a minute before smiling, the former then accepted the handshake, "Sure, we'd like to be your friend." she answered with a smile as Suzie smiled back in joy.

Bzzzttt...

Later the day, the Mississippi Four are seen walking around city park for a change of pace after testing out their Stratoboards and joining them was Luluco who got dragged along, courtesy of Kylie.

"So, I was having a conversation with Jaune and Brent the other day, they want me to join them in creating a rap album, so I said yeah and they took me to their studio and it was awesome and..." Ozzy told them his story.

And as this is going on, Luluco noticed a big shadow on the ground, "Uh, guys..." she called out while stopping on her tracks, "Why did the sky turned dark all of a sudden?" she wondered out loud, causing the Mississippi Four to stop in their tracks as well after noticing the shadow.

"Huh, strange..." Ozzy uttered while slowly looking up, "The weather forecast said that we'd be having..." he trailed, "clear..." he furthered, "... skies..." he concluded when he saw something above them that made his eyes slowly widen. The rest of the group followed Ozzy's gaze and their eyes widened as well with Kylie doing a huge spit-take from her drink out of shock because right above them is a big hand, a REALLY big blue-colored hand, "What in tarnation?!" Ozzy exclaimed in shock.

When all of a sudden the giant blue hand grabbed the Mississippi Four in one swift move while missing Luluco on the process.

"Kylie! Joey! Ozzy! Suzie!" Luluco called out upon seeing her friends get swiped by the giant blue hand.

"I think this is the big blue hand everyone was talking about!" Kylie pointed out as the hand slowly pulled them up.

"Dang it! It caught us off guard!" Ozzy exclaimed.

"Naku naman, lagot!" Joey cursed with gritted teeth.

Ozzy started to wiggle a bit before managing to set one of his arms free while pulling out the extra wristwatch, "Luluco, catch!" he beckoned while tossing the watch towards the Space Patrol Officer and Luluco managed to catch it, "Give that to Eddward, it's a communicator watch, I already put in our watches' communication link to it!" he explained.

"Get reinforcements Luluco!" Joey ordered, "Get some reinfor-!" he tried to say before the giant hand moved fast causing the Mississippi Four to scream before they were pulled into the portal.

"NO!" Luluco shouted while reaching out a hand to them but to no avail as the Mississippi Four vanished in a blink of an eye, leaving her behind along with the communicator Ozzy gave her.

"Luluco!" a voice called out.

The Space Patrol Officer then turned to see Alexander "Xander" Campbell, alongside his sister Claudia Campbell and their butler Cedric Gordon, rushing towards her.

"Xander-san, Claudia-san, Cedric-san!" Luluco responded.

"We just saw what happened?" Xander asked, "Was that really...?" he trailed.

Luluco nodded in confirmation, "Yeah, it was the giant blue hand everyone talked about and I assure you, it wasn't Mata pulling a prank." she explained while recalling that Mata's Gift allows him to summon a giant blue hand of his own, "The giant hand took Kylie, Joey, Ozzy and Suzie!" she exclaimed.

Claudia puts a hand on her mouth, "Oh, dear!" she gasped, "How troubling, that giant hand took poor Kylie and her friends!" she said in concern.

"We have to get back to the facility and tell them what happened!" Luluco beckoned.

"Then we have no time to waste, come!" Cedric replied in agreement.

And with that, Xander, Claudia, Cedric and Luluco, quickly made their way to alert the higher-ups of what just transpired. Unbeknownst to them, Eric Cartman was also present in the area and witnessed everything.

"Heh! Good riddance." Eric uttered in glee.

Meanwhile, inside a fast moving time vortex, we see the hand moving forward with the four still in its' grasp.

"Release us this instant you, giant blue menace!" Joey demanded, "So that we can DESTROY you!" he declared.

Another hand then appears and gave them a thumbs-up.

Ozzy's eyes widen in shock upon realizing what that meant, "Aaak! No! Don't release us! Don't listen to Joey!" he exclaimed in panic, "He didn't mean what he said, I swear!" he pleaded.

Despite his plead, the giant blue hand casually let's them go, dropping them towards the light at the end while the other waves at them.

"Don't wave your hands at us!" Ozzy shouted.

"IF WE MANAGE TO SURVIVE THIS AND RETAIN OUR MEMORIES, I SWEAR YOU, BLUE GIANT MENACE! ON BEHALF OF THE LOVED ONES THAT YOU HAVE SEPARATED, WE SHALL HAVE OUR REVEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNGE!" Joey swore dramatically and the big blue hands responded by doing a 'bring it on' gesture, further angering Joey on the process.

"Aaaaaaahh!" the Mississippi Four screamed once more before going through the end of the vortex.

Bzzzttt…

The setting then transitions in a world being invaded by aliens called Neurois, we then head towards to the alternate version of Russia called Orussia, more particularly in Petersburg which is currently the base operation of the 502nd Joint Fighter Wing.

Inside the hanger, we see four girls with three of them of with bruises on their faces while kneeling down on the floor and the last girl is looking at them with a stern look.

Inches away from them are a pile of badly damaged Strikers.

"How many times do I have to tell you three to be careful with using your Strikers?!" the last girl scolded with hands on her hips.

502nd Joint Fighter Wing - Flight Lieutenant

Aleksandra "Sasha" Ivanovna Pokryshkin

Sasha is a teenage girl with slender frame and a pale expression, she had a mid-length blonde hair and she had blue-colored eyes. She wears a dark military jacket over a dark-blue high-collar shirt, she wears a dark-blue skirt over black pantyhose and black shoes. She also wears a black headband on top of her head.

"Sorry, Sasha..." the second girl apologized, "I never meant to crash my Strikers, it's just those winds were so strong that it blew me away.'' she reasoned.

502nd Joint Fighter Wing - Flight Sergeant

Nikka "Nipa" Edvardine Katajainen

Nipa is a teenage girl with a buxom frame and a pale expression, she had a short-boyish blonde hair and she had blue-colored eyes. She wears a light-blue turtlenecked jacket with linings, wool accents and a light blue-colored belt bags wrapped around her waist over white pantyhose and white boots.

"Winds?" the third girl squawked in response, "You crashed to a wall and then crashed onto me and then I crashed to Hikari?!" she exclaimed, "How does the wind cause a chain reaction like that?!" she demanded angrily.

502nd Joint Fighter Wing - Flying Officer

Naoe "Nao" Kanno

Nao is teenage girl with a short stature and a fair complexion, she had a dark-colored messy bobcut hair, she had angry dark-grey eyes and a band aid on her left cheek. She wears a brown tanker jacket over a brown dress shirt, brown gloves, white panties and black boots. She had a yellow scarf with green highlights wrapped around her neck.

"Nao-chan, Nao-chan! Please calm down." the first girl advised.

502nd Joint Fighter Wing - Sergeant

Hikari Karibuchi

Hikari is a teenage girl with a short stature and a fair complexion, she had a dark-brown hair held by a single green-colored hairclip and she had chestnut-brown eyes. She wears navy blue sailor uniform with white neckerchief over a dark-blue swimsuit and white rubber shoes.

"Calm down!" Nao snapped, "How can I calm down after what happened?!" she demanded.

"Nipa-san didn't meant to do it, Nao-chan.'' Hikari reasoned.

"She's right!" Nipa cried out, "I didn't mean to do that!" she said, "Don't get angry at me, Nao!" she pleaded.

Sasha sighed in disbelief, "What am I gonna do with you girls?'' she uttered.

Suddenly they heard the loud crashing noise from the ceiling, they all look up to see a young boy falling down towards the direction of Nipa

"Nipa! Watch out!" Sasha cried out.

But too late as the young boy, whom we all know as Joey, crashes down on top of Nipa, and he was not alone as Ozzy, Kylie and Suzie followed suit.

Luckily for Nipa, Joey landed on her with his back first, "Ooomph!" he grunted when suddenly Ozzy landed on top of Joey, "Dohhh!" he wheezed in pain.

Then Kylie landed on Ozzy's upper back on a sitting position, "Dauu!" he gasped in pain and finally Suzie landed right next to Kylie on his lower back and ass, "Ooooohhhh!" he gasped in a slightly high-pitch voice.

"Uuuuuugh, Ozzy, that freakin hurts..." Joey weakly groaned.

"Sorry man..." Ozzy apologized, "Now mah back hurts..." he grunted.

"Sorry Ozzy." Kylie apologized while scratching her head.

Joey looked at the hole of the ceiling where they fell from before moving his hand around to find and tried to feel anything when he felt Nipa's hair and then her nose, much to his dread, "Whoever this is..." he uttered, "I just want to say that we're sorry for landing on you." he said apologetically.

"Don't worry, I'm fine..." Nipa reassured with a groan.

"At least she managed to cushion your 'flat' landing." Kylie joked.

Joey and the rest groan in response, "Seriously Kylie!? Again, with the puns!?" he complained.

"You've been hanging around with Yang too much-desu" Suzie quipped with Kylie chuckling sheepishly in response.

Suddenly, a face popped up in Joey's field of vision, surprising him on the process as the face was revealed to be none other than Hikari Karibuchi.

"Anou, are you okay?" Hikari asked.

Joey's eyes widened with a slight blush on his cheeks upon seeing her, "Umm, I'm okay..." was his response as seeing Hikari in actual person for the first time was somehow new to Joey and it felt surreal.

A little later, Sasha, Naoe and Hikari helped the Mississippi Four and Nipa out of their dogpile and back to their feet as the former group dusted themselves.

"So, who are you guys?" Hikari asked, "And how did you get here?" she added.

"The real question is, how did you end up crashing through our ceiling?!" Nao demanded.

Before anyone could utter a reply or do something, two women came running in the hangar, "Everyone, what's going on?!" the first woman asked in concern.

502nd Joint Fighter Wing - Squadron Leader

Gundula Rall

Gundula is a young woman with a slender frame and a fair complexion, she had a neck-length orange hair and she had blue-colored eyes. She wears a dark-green uniform jacket over a white shirt with a black ribbon tie and a black-buttoned corset wrapped around her mid-section, she wears black panties and brown shoes.

"We heard a crashing sound?" the second woman asked, "What happened?'' she added.

502nd Joint Fighter Wing - Flight Sergeant

Edytha Rossmann

Edytha is a young woman with a petite frame and a pale complexion, she had a shoulder-length silver hair and she had brown-colored eyes. She is wears a dark vest over a light-grey uniform jacket and white-collared blouse, she wears white panties and black combat shoes.

The two women saw the Mississippi Four and on instinct, they charges towards the two males while apprehending them in the process, and oddly enough, no one dared to apprehend Kylie and Suzie. Gundula pinned down Joey with one knee on his stomach while Edytha did the same thing on Ozzy but instead of the stomach, her knee were pressed against Ozzy's nards rather hard, making him squeal in agony.

"Who are you people?" Edytha demanded, "What are you doing here?" she questioned, "And how did you get here?!" she added.

Ozzy looked at her with a pained look on his face, "As much as I-I love t-to answer yer q-questions..." he trailed, "Would you stop p-pressin mah nards?" he pleaded, "It's killin me..." he said with a squeaky voice.

Edytha blushed madly when she realized what he meant and quickly removed her knee from his nards, much to his relief and not a minute later, he passed out.

"Gurk, I would love to explain things but I assure you, we meant no harm..." Joey grunted in reassurance.

Everyone looked at each other before Gundula spoke, "You better give us a good explanation about this or else." she demanded with narrowed eyes.

"As what my brother said, we mean you no harm, this is just a misunderstanding." Kylie stated, "We'll give you the explanation you need, just please let my brother go and he'll clear this out." she advised.

Seeing no deceit in Kylie's eyes, Gundula sighed before taking her knee off of Joey, much to his relief, "Alright, I'll trust you for now..." the orange-haired witch said, "Follow me and Rossman to my office." she beckoned while Joey proceeds to slap Ozzy awake.

bzzzttt...

Meanwhile, in a snowy forest a distance away from the base, we see Keisuke Hijikata and Viktor Vale walking across on a snowy plain with the former wearing a white hooded cloak while the latter is holding an acoustic guitar strumming a small melody.

Then both of them stopped walking when Keisuke began to smell something from the left side of the forest.

"Hijikita-san, do you smell another Emotionless nearby?'' Viktor assumed.

Keisuke nodded in confirmation, "Emotionless, I smell tons of them, Viktor.'' he replied.

Viktor the strums his guitar, "Then let's go and greet them, if you know what I mean.'' he beckoned.

And with that, the two males went towards the location of the Emotionless.

bzzzttt...

Meanwhile in an area far away from the base, a red-colored portal materialized from thin air and out came the Summoner, Lucas Lee, Insekta and three more figures.

The first figure is a young man with a tall stature and a pale complexion, he had a spiky & messy hair, he had blue-colored eyes and a single blue-colored star tattoo on his left cheek. He wears a baggy trench coat with a hood over a light-blue shirt, black pants and a red & blue rubber shoes. He wears a blue-colored goggles and had a pair of large blue-colored wings behind his back. This is Descend, the Chikara Master of Flight.

Chikara Master of Flight

Descend

The second figure is a young man with a tall stature and a pale complexion, he had a messy black hair and he had red-colored eyes. He wears a white jacket over black shirt, black pants and white & red rubber shoes. He had a black choker wrapped around his neck and wears a black & yellow goggles on top of his head. This is Evil Norman, the Chikara Master of Body Morphing.

Chikara Master of Body Morphing

Evil Norman

The third figure is young man with an average build and a pale complexion. He had a black nerdy hair, he had dark-colored eyes behind big round glasses and freckles in his cheeks. He wears a white lab coat over a blue business jacket, white shirt and green tie, brown trousers and black boots. This is Gerry Genius.

Mad Scientist

Gerry Genius

"Been while since I stepped foot in this world." the Summoner admitted, "The last time I came here, my plans were messed up." she admitted, "But not this time around, I will make sure to burn this world to the ground!" she declared with a sadistic smile.

Note: Some parts of this chapter is edited by moi but some are rewritten by AuraBolter, so some props goes to him.

A/N: Inspired from someonestupED, damnlastwords, Jamesdean5842, Hope the Victor and Ace Neptune. All OCs and concepts not created by moi were given permission for me to use by it's respected creators.