A/n: Okay, the next chapters… enjoy!

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Chapter 3 – Being Chased Around By A Psycho

Later on that night, someone tapping her violently on her shoulder waked Lauren up. She tried to ignore it but it was bugging the hell out of her. When she opened her eyes to see who was tapping on her shoulder, she saw two pairs of eyes staring at her.

"AHH!" She yelped, and rolled over to get away from the two pairs of eyes, but than she fell off her bed with a big 'thump'.

"Keep it down, would you? You'll wake up the others," Sirius said helping Lauren up.

"What in the bloody hell are you guys doing here? This is a girl's dorm and –" She started to whisper loudly. She would've continued but she couldn't help but notice that Sirius and Remus were staring at here. She than remembered…she slept in her bra and underwear only. She was hoping that she might've slept in some decent sleeping clothes that night, and looked down. Nope. She was wearing her underwear.

She blushed, and grabbed a blanket off her bed to cover herself up.

"Go meet me down in the common room and than you could tell me what you woke me up for," Lauren said, searching in her trunk to find some decent sleeping clothes to wear. Sirius, and a very tired looking Remus, walked down to the common room, and waited for Lauren on the sofas by the fire.

When Lauren came down, in proper pajamas this time, she plopped down on the sofa across from Sirius and Remus. It was rather dark in there, having the fire as the only source of light.

"So, Sirius, what news do you bring me at," she glanced at the clock, "two in the bloody morning?" Lauren asked, not sounding very happy.

"Well, first off, I would like to compliment that baby blue undergarments look very nice on you," Sirius said, receiving a deadly death glare from Lauren, but than he continued, "Well, Lauren, Remus, I'm happy to inform you that I, Sirius Black, came up with our first task on Mission: Make Lily and James realize that they love each other, and have little baby Lilys and Jamess."

Lauren gave him an even more deadlier death glare, if possible, and Remus gave him a congratulating snore.

"And what is that, Sirius?" Lauren asked, in a trying-to-be-nice-and-not-trying-to-be-mean tone, and her eye strangely twitching.

Sirius gave a little cough, and was starting to get afraid on the little girl. "Well…uh…we have to make them admit that they like one another to us…" he said, his voice small and squeaky.

Lauren's eye twitched a little more, and she looked like she was going to kill. "Sirius, you stupid git! You woke me up at TWO in the bloody morning, just to tell me this worthless piece of sh—" Lauren couldn't finish her sentence because someone plopped down right next to Remus, making him wake up.

"Why, Hello Remus," said the person in a seductive way.

"Wha-? Huh? Who are you?" Remus asked, squinting to try and figure out who was talking to him. The face came closer, and the light from the fire showed her face.

"AHH!" Remus screamed girlishly, and hopped on to Sirius's lap.

Sirius looked over at the figure.

"AHH!" he screamed girlishly too, and carried Remus across to wear Lauren was sitting, and sat on her lap.

"Oh Merlin! You guys are heavy you know that? Why are you guys so scared…the only person that would make you this scared is…" Lauren looked over at the girl that was now visible in the light…it was MARY SUE!

"AHH!" Lauren screamed, hiding the view of Mary Sue by burying her face in Sirius's back.

"No need to be alarmed Remmy, I just really, really, miss you," Mary Sue said, seductively, while smiling seductively, and walked towards the trio, seductively.

"Well…umm…that's nice to know. But I'm terrible tired, and we got to be headed to bed," Remus said squeakily, taking Sirius by the arm, and Sirius taking Lauren's hand.

"Come back Remmy! Don't leave me again!" Mary Sue said a little too overly dramatic, but still seductive, chasing them in a very seductive way.

"Where to go…where to go…" Remus rambled to himself, leading Sirius and Lauren in circles around the common room, trying to get away from Mary Sue.

Lauren, being at the other end, turned the opposite direction, and headed towards the girl's dormitories, dragging Sirius and Remus along with her.

"Sirius, let go of my hand," Lauren said, climbing the steps leading to the dormitories.

"I can't! I'm too scared!" Sirius whined, looking behind him if Mary Sue was still following him.

"Okay guys, you could leave now," Lauren said, entering the seventh year dorms, Sirius still holding her hand.

"No! What if she's still out here?" Sirius said his voice trembled with fear.

"You babies, fine than. I guess you guys could stay here for the night, but sleep on the floor," Lauren ordered. Remus dropped where he was standing and fell asleep immediately. As for Sirius, he followed Lauren into her bed, and got underneath the covers with her.

"Sirius, on the floor, now," Lauren said, sternly. She certainly wasn't in the mood because she was woken up so early in the morning just to be chased around the common room by a damn psycho.

"B-but, I'm going to have nightmares of her and I want someone to protect me," Sirius pouted, making up and excuse just to sleep next Lauren.

"Okay, whatever. Just no touching." She said giving up, knowing that she could never knock any sense into him.

"Yay! You could be my little teddy bear!" Sirius said, childishly, and pulled Lauren closer to him with his arm around her waist, and fell asleep. Lauren was about to object, but than she was to tired too, so she just fell asleep.

A couple of hours later, Lily woke up with the sun in her eyes. She opened her curtains, and saw that Lauren's curtains were closed. Than she walked over to wake up Lauren, for breakfast, but than she tripped over something. Lily groaned, and rolled over to see a sleeping Remus on the floor.

"Remus?!" Lily exclaimed, attempting to wake up the sleeping boy.

"But Mummy! I want the doggy…not a kitty cat!" Remus said to himself, rolling over.

Lily shook him, and then he opened his eyes, and saw Lily, than he looked around his surroundings.

"Hello, Lily! Lovely morning isn't it?" Remus greeted, propping himself on one elbow to face Lily. Lily was about to ask him why he was there, in the girl's dorm, sleeping, on the floor, but a big, loud, snore came from Lauren's bed.

"Lauren doesn't snore," Lily said thoughtfully to herself, getting up from the floor. Remus followed her in suit. She opened Lauren's curtain to see Sirius, in bed, with his arm around Lauren. Lily was about to wake them, but than Remus stopped her.

Lily gave him a weird look. "Do you have a camera?" Remus asked. Lily caught on to his idea, and rummaged through her trunk for one. It was her new wizarding camera that she got during the summer, and had never got a chance to use it, until now, and now was perfect.

Lily aimed the camera at the sleeping Lauren and Sirius, than…

FLASH!

Lauren and Sirius stirred and the first thing that they caught sight was Remus and Lily snickering at a picture. Lauren felt a strong arm around her waist, and looked behind her and saw a Sirius looking at her.

They both stared into each other's eyes and than Lauren looked down at his luscious, moist, juicy, delicious, lips. They were moving closer to each other, until they heard a scream from one of the other beds, and than quickly separated.

"Oh my gosh! Cindy! Jan! Remus Lupin is in our dorm!" yelled Marsha, waking up the other two. The two other girls woke up squealing, sounding like banshees.

"Come on Padfoot! Let's go before they do only-Merlin-knows-what to us!" Remus yelled, and ran out the dorm.

"Oh my gosh! Sirius Black is here too!" Yelled Cindy.

"Uhh…you should go," Lauren said, still looking deeply into his brown puppy-dog eyes.

"Yeah, I should," Sirius answered, also looking into her dark blue eyes, "remember about the you-know-what." He added. Lauren nodded, and as he ran out of the dorm, Remus was waiting for him at the end of the staircase.

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A/n: Aww…I think Lauren and Sirius are the cutest things ever! Well…review! And I'll throw in the next chapter.