A/n: Thanks to you guys for all they wonderful reviews! I really appreciate it…well here is what I promised…the next chapter! : )

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Chapter 6 – Task Three: Destroy Tiffany

While Sirius and Remus were upstairs in the girl's dormitories helping Lauren control her queasiness, James and Lily were having a pleasant conversation about none other than the best thing to talk about: Quidditch. True, Lily didn't play Quidditch, but she still liked keeping track of all the professional teams.

"Well, I think that the Chudley Cannons are going to the World Cup this year," James said, with a proud smile on his face. Lily raised an eyebrow.

"The Cannons? Please, no! They haven't made it to a World Cup in over fifty years! What makes you think they're going to make it this year?" Lily asked.

James opened his mouth to prove his opinion, but a group of giggling girls in their year came walking into the common room. And it just had to be the snottiest group of girls that had to walk in, at that time. And the snottiest girl in the group decided to place herself on James's lap and flirt with him, completely ignoring Lily.

"Hey Jamesey-Wamesey," They snobby girl, known as Tiffany Sluttson, said, flirtingly.

"Uh…Hey Tammy," James said, trying to let her leave by purposely forgetting her name. Of course, everybody knew her name because she was the biggest whore in the school. He so wanted her to leave because he wanted to continue his lovely conversation with the girl he had liked since forever.

"He he he he…Oh Jamesey! You're so funny! It's Tiffany," The preppy girl (no offense to preps, I have nothing against them…please don't take this seriously) giggled in a high-pitched voice, and that gave it a sign of trouble for the three secret agents up in the girl's dormitories.

Remus looked out of the dorm room door, and looked at the scene that was taking place in the common room. He grew wide-eyed as Tiffany was feeling up on James, and Lily looked like she was going to pull her hair out.

"Red alert, you guys! We got have a big problem on our hands right now!" Remus yelled, running back into the dorm, and facing his friends.

"What's up Moony?" Sirius said, coming out of the bathroom, while Lauren washed her face with cold water.

"Sluttson is hitting on Prongs, and Lily is almost losing it," Remus said, trying to come up with something to make Tiffany go away, and out of the picture.

"Well, at least James and Lily aren't going an item yet, or Lily will think he's cheating on her," Lauren said, walking out of the bathroom and patting her face with a towel.

'THAT'S IT! I GOT IT!" Remus exclaimed, pumping his fist in to the air. Sirius and Lauren looked at him quizzically. "Ok, I came up with a plan for Task Three: Destroy Tiffany," Remus said, as they huddled up.

In the common room, Lily was about to pull her hair out, for she was having her second migraine of the day by Tiffany's annoying, irritating, aggravating, fake, high-pitched giggles. She just wanted to tell that little slut that one of her fake nails chipped, so she could go away and fix it, while she finished her conversation about Quidditch with her one-and-only. She also wished that Lauren would have been down here, because if she was, Tiffany would've been already gone by now, because Lauren was known for her nasty temper. Then, Sirius, Remus, and Lauren came running down the stairs.

"Well speak of the devil," Lily muttered to herself.

"JAMES!" Lauren yelled, and running up to James and Tiffany. James quickly sat up, which made Tiffany fall to the floor, but she quickly stood up beside James, and looked down evilly at Lauren.

"Sluttson?! What the hell are you doing with my boyfriend?!" Lauren yelled. She swore that she was going to kill Remus and Sirius for this stupid plan of theirs. But they knew that she was a good actress, so she was good for the part.

"Boyfriend? Jelloson, last time I checked, you were going out with that gay freak," Tiffany responded, with a sin smile.

'Oh shit!' Lauren thought. But than, she quickly came up with a cover up. "Well, I was cheating on him." Lauren said, pushing Tiffany out of the way to stand next to James.

"Well, prove it than Jelloson," Tiffany said, simply. Lauren grabbed James's hand, and entwined her fingers with his. She glanced over at Lily that seemed to say 'I'm sorry,' but Lily gave a nod to show that she fully understood. As for James, he was not really the brightest crayon in the box like Lily was, and was really confused.

"What is there to prove, Sluttson? We're in love, and that's all that matters," Lauren said, looking up at James, who looked like a deer in headlights.

"Well if you two are really in love, than kiss," Tiffany said, in a wicked tone, trying to prove that they weren't really an item.

'Damn it! Does this girl ever give up?!' Lauren thought to herself. She got up on her tippy tiptoes, and pulled James down a bit, and pecked him on the cheek.

"That's like kissing your daddy, Jelloson, I'm talking about a full-out snog," Tiffany said, wickedness in her voice.

'Shit, I' so going to KILL Remus and Sirius for convincing me to play along in the damn plan!' Lauren thought to herself. She looked over at Lily, and she looked like a fish out of the water, but than she gave a nod, knowing that she understood the circumstances. 'Well, as a secret agent on Mission: Make Lily and James…blah blah blah…I have to do whatever it takes, even if it means snogging with the subject…he's going to be my future brother-in-law, even though me and Lily aren't even related, but when we grow up, it's going to be one of those memories we'll laugh our asses off about. Oh, they owe me big time.' Lauren thought to herself.

Lauren took a deep, breath, and pulled James down to her level, with a pull of his robes. "Just go with the flow, and maybe she would go away," she whispered in his ear, and he gave a slight nod, showing that he somewhat understood. She took another deep breath, and roughly pressed her lips against his lips. Than she stuck her tongue in his mouth, and James went with the flow and did the same.

'Eww! Gross! This is soo nasty! Eww! It feels  like I'm kissing my brother, and he's such a BAD kisser! Even Michael was better, and he was gay! Oh shit…I'm going to puke!' Lauren thought to herself. Than she quickly pulled away, and vomited all over Tiffany's leather, one-hundred thirty galleon high heel sandals.

"JELLOSON! YOU FREAK!" Tiffany cried, as she ran up to the stairs to the girl's dormitories, with her bimbos following her. Lauren pushed James away from her, and sat down next to Lily, across from where he was seated.

"James, I'm sorry, but you're a horrible kisser!" was the first thing that Lauren said. The others laughed, and Sirius and Remus filled James in with the plan that Lauren just did.

"Lily," Lauren said quietly, looking at the floor.

"Yeah?" Lily said laughing at the scene that was took place. Lauren puking all over Tiffany was just priceless.

"I'm sorry, I know you liked James and all. It was all Sirius and Remus's idea, and I could kill them if you want me too, and—" Lauren rambled, but Lily hushed her.

"Lauren! Calm down, it's ok. I know that you didn't really mean it! I'm glad that you were the one ended up snogging with him instead of that slut," Lily said, smiling. Lauren gave a huge sigh of relief, and smiled back at Lily.

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A/n: Okay, I know this chapter might not have been much, but I needed more problems in the story…so review and I'll throw in the next chapter! : )

I just love happy faces! : )