A/n: Wow! Thanks for the reviews, and I'm glad that you guys like this story. Well, as you guys asked for, here's the next chapter.

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Chapter 8- Breaking Up

During Potions, Remus and Sirius explained to James about their plan. James agreed to play along with the act, happy that he could now end his "relationship" with the last person he would ever want to be an "item" with, Lauren. While Remus and Sirius were doing their part, Lauren was telling Lily about their friend's plan to end her "relationship". Lily actually found her friend's bond quite entertaining, and she couldn't wait until their little show during lunch.

After Potions, the seventh year Gryffindors were off to Divinitation. Their professor was, once again, telling her students about what's going to happen in the future. She once said Lily that her child is going to be a famous wizard, and Sirius is going to be accused on murdering one of his friends. But of course, they knew that her "seeings" were just a load of rubbish, and didn't believe them. All of the students had a good laugh in that class. Boy, the things we knew, and what they didn't.

Finally, it was only a couple of minutes until the bell rang to go to lunch, and Sirius was re-explaining his plan to end James and Lauren's "relationship".

"Okay, so me, Remus, Lily, and James will enter the Great Hall first, and than you, Lauren, will enter afterwards. But, you have to make sure that everybody, or everyone that matters, are in the Great Hall before you enter. Next, you do your little act and James would play along with you. Than wa-la! You guys are no longer believed as an item!" Sirius explained.

Before anything else was said, the bell rang and the four Gryffindors left Lauren to start their way to the Great Hall. Lauren decided to stall some time by walking to the Gryffindor Tower, and sit in their for a couple of minutes, until she felt that almost everybody was at lunch.

Once the four Gryffindors entered the Great Hall, they anxiously waited for everyone to come and eat their lunches, and for Lauren to enter. After a few more minutes of waiting, they were growing somewhat impatient. Sirius was about to go find Lauren, and drag her in there, but she came in just in time.

"JAMES! I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!" She roared, walking towards her friends, and her "boyfriend". The hall became silent, and all eyes were set on Lauren and James.

James stood up from his set at the house table, and went along with the act, like he was supposed to do. "But, baby, why? I thought you loved me?" he said, trying to sound hurt.

"It's because I love you, that I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated thing, James," Lauren said, sympathetically.

"But why?" James asked, again.

"Because…uhh…you're a horrible kisser and I just can't take it anymore!" Lauren clarified, saying the first thing she could of think of. All of the girls, except Lily and Lauren, all gasped, but Lily, Remus, and Sirius were trying hard not to laugh out loud. James gave her weird look that clearly said: 'what-the-hell-kind-of-excuse-is-that?'

"Well, you aren't the best I had either," James responded, Lauren returning the weird look.

"Well…uhh…you…STINK!" She cried back, saying the next excuse that she could think of. This comment made her get lots of dirty, death glares from every girl, even Slytherins, in the Great Hall. Lily, Remus, and Sirius looked like they were going to burst into tears. James raised an eyebrow.

"Well, uhh…you're SHORT!" He answered back, also thinking of the only excuse he could come up with. It was now Lauren's turn to raise an eyebrow at him.

"Well, than…I guess it's over between us now!" She yelled.

"Fine!" James called out.

"FINE!" Lauren called back, running out of the Great Hall.

When James sat back down, everybody went back to his or her own business, and his three friends were laughing their arses off, as if they found out that Snape was a transvestite. But, of course, Lily just had to put the spotlight back on James, again.

"James! You stupid, big headed prat!" She yelled, a big smile on her face.

"What? What did I do?" James asked, confused.

"You called my best friend short!" Lily answered back, running out of the Great Hall, to "comfort" her friend from the horrible "break-up".

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A/n: Hmmm…this chapter is fairly short, indeed. I'm sorry you guys but I've been having some difficulties writing this story. I think I'm having the severe case of Writer's Block. I do not know. Hmm…but I'll try my best to write up the next chapter, and hopefully the next one could be longer. Well, thanks for reading…now all you need to do is press the button down there, and I'll put the next chapter up. : )