Hi, I'm Bart Simpson. I'm ten years old and I have 5 younger sisters. It gets crazy but I'm sure you can handle it.

In the fandom wiki, I am the mischievous, rebellious, misunderstood, disruptive, and "potentially dangerous" oldest child of the family. You can probably tell since I am the son of Homer Simpson. I wear spiky hair, a red shirt, blue shorts, and blue shoes. I'm a comedian, a prankster who constantly gets detention.

Let's start with Homer. I often call him by his first name because I did it ever since I was born. He's fat and a disappointment as Grandpa says. He works for the nuclear power plant to make sure the town has power, one time he even tried to kill us all in the control room. He strangles me all the time, probably to make me a man but all it did was gave me neck bruises and for me cause more trouble. I think the only time he acted like a parent was when he sent me to military school. He does some embarrassing things which occasionally is funny, but he screwed up pretty bad when he polluted the town.

Next up is Mom who is sorta over-protective. She naturally calls me "my special little guy" because I'm the only son and wants me to know that she'll always love me. She gets kind of annoying like that one time she followed me everywhere because of the crane incident which somehow Chief Wiggum caught me for but sometimes, I think she loves my sisters even more than me.

Then there's Margo, the closest sister to me. When I first met her, I thought she'd be just like Lisa. Well, it turns out she's not but in a way, she is. Margo's mature just like Lisa and she often outsmarts me just like her. I hated her smarts. It always irritated me that someone younger is smarter than me and gets all the parental attention that I rightfully deserve. Sometimes though, she can be a troublemaker just like me and Edith.

Speaking of Edith, she's next I want to talk about. She's obviously the closest one next to me since she causes too much trouble such as tantrums, destruction, curiosity, bullying Lisa, and more. The only time she can be a pain is when she teams up with the rest of my sisters against me or touches my stuff without my consent. I remember when they ganged up on me when I wanted the best seat in the car or when I invited my friend over to start a "frendzy."

My youngest sister Agnes is adorable. I excepted her to be the brat since she was the youngest, but I'm the oldest so I don't know why I told you that. Agnes has a huge obsession with unicorns, probably because she had one all her life. Her unicorn addiction gets annoying when she sings that same annoying song all the time to keep us all up. She does rely on me a lot since I'm the oldest, I remember when she held her breath when her unicorn got burnt and I have to go buy another one from toys-r-us.

And now for the baby of the family. Maggie is just a sweet little baby and I love her, but she's no ordinary baby. She never said her first word ever and I'm worried that she'll never talk but I'll always love her no matter what.

Well, that's how I think of my family, after these adventures, I may change my opinions about them.