Chapter 5: The Sighting of Homob

Azika- What are you gonna do.

Hiei- What do you mean you, Azika you're helping!

Azika- Huh... You wish...

Hiei- Would you rather die?

Azika- NO! You are a tough negotiator, but I can't resist such an adorable face! ^_^

Hiei- *anime falls* Ok then... Kurama was right you have issues...

Azika- No I don't!!!! *attacks Hiei* Now shut up!!

Hiei- Do you really think you can win?

Azika- You don't know everything about me... DIE HIEI!!!!!!

Hiei and Azika start to playfully wrestling... (No, not in a gross way)

Kurama- Are you two near finishing? Some people in this house would rather not have Homob skipping about our house!

Azika- Name one!

Kurama- Me for one! You two are like children!

Azika- Gosh, you sound like my mom!

Hiei- You are constantly telling me to have fun, and the moment I do you act like an old man telling a bunch of kids to get off his lawn!!

Kurama- Whatever...

Yuseke- I am just gonna keep my mouth shut...

Kurama- You better!

Yuseke- Exactly what would you do?

Curtis Homob walks in.

Curtis Homob- *girly voice* You guys have this ALL wrong! You are supposed to come attack me, while my gay lover beats you up! What on earth are you two doing?! *pointing at Azika and Hiei*

Yuseke- We don't play by the rules, especially not yours!

Curtis- Why not? I planned this for hours! You are so mean! *starts crying traumatically*

Azika- This guy is a sissy! How could he possibly be a mastermind? *Curtis is crying in background*

Yuseke- Looks can be deceiving. I thought Kurama was a sissy when I first met him because he used roses. Boy was I wrong...

Kurama- You did?

Yuseke- Yea, sorry...

Kurama- Happens all the time, no big deal.

Curtis- *stops crying* I am gonna leave! I will try and attack you when you aren't nearly so aware!!!! *storms off*

Azika- Did he just threaten us?

Hiei- In his own special way, yes...

Azika- Ok, Wanna wrestle some more?

Hiei- Sure!

Kurama- This is not what I had in mind for what we would do...

Azika- *With Hiei's foot shoved into her chin* Eeek, what do you- OUCH- mean? Hiei, get your foot off my face!!!

Kurama- Uhh, never mind...

Hiei- Don't mind him... *********************************************************** KK- Did you like that one too? R&R!