Chapter 1: The Beginning of an Evil Partnership

In Aku's lair, home of the Shogun of Sorrow, the Deliverer of Darkness, covered in flame like walls and a cliff. Three scientists were pushing a mega-sized computer with wheels and a huge disk shape onto the ledge where Aku appears. One of the scientists says that, "Aku will find this computer really helpful." While another scientist says that, "It shows other great evils not from this world." The third scientist says, "We did a good job building this thing, it tracked other great evils not from this world," he chuckled afterwards.

When the scientists and the mega-sized computer arrived at the cliff's ledge. Aku suddenly bursts out where the demon can see what has just arrived. "What is this," Aku asked the scientists.

"It's a mega- sized computer," one of the scientists told Aku.

Aku, confused at the gift and needing to act intimidating, yelled at the scientists, "WHAT GOOD IS THIS PIECE OF JUNK!"

One of the scientists soon told Aku, "This computer is an encyclopedia of other great evils, not from this world, or timeline."

Suddenly Aku's disapproval slowly smiled to a grin, he is interested all right. The scientist explained more, "This computer has a disk, this disk can see through other worlds, dimensions and timelines. We had tracked over hundreds of them, many with great evil villains."

Aku is grinning, nodding and raising his hands for a thumbs up. The scientist soon explained more, "Villains are placed into different groups, like Demons and Eldritch Abominations, like you master. If you click on a villain, it will tell everything about them, their crimes, powers, how to summon them. The disk can summon villains here, if you press the black, red and green button, representing the colors of you master. There they can serve, help you and destroy that samurai, so what do you think master?"

IT'S MINE!" Aku selfishly yelled and grabbed the computer, while the three scientists ran away down the cliff, screaming like little girls.

Aku then looked at the giant computer and turned it on. 10 minutes later, the computer was on and they were squares of different kinds of villains. Aku geekily says, "Ah Finally It's Open! now to find the Demons and Eldritch Abominations group, but first I need to get my reading glasses."

So after Aku went a little out to get his reading glasses he scrolled in the Villain boxes with the mouse he put on the computer. "REFORMED VILLAINS! IMCOPETENT VILLAINS! YUCK!,"

Aku cringing at these boxes, until he scrolled down into the Demons and Eldritch Abominations box. "AH THERE IT IS!" Aku cheered like a boy who met Santa Claus.

So Aku clicked on that box and images of these villains appeared. Aku actually knows some of these villains: There is Him, The Red Guy, Hunson Abadeer, Anti Pops, The Lich and Black Hat (who Aku thinks Black Hat hates him for some reason, he was trying to enjoy himself).

Aku then looked at a villain box he had never seen before: It was a yellow triangle with one eye, a black top hat, a bow, a cane, stick hands and legs. Aku was curious and was thinking to himself, "What is this dorito shaped thing doing here," so Aku clicked on that box and then he was introduced to who it is.

This creature is named Bill Cipher. His profile is that, "Bill Cipher is a triangular interdimensional dream demon who lives in the Nightmare realm. His goals are bringing chaos and destruction. Aku soon got more interested in the dorito shaped being and read everything about him in his page which includes: his history, personality, powers, how evil he is, the danger he can cause, his intelligence and how to summon him.

Aku was impressed by this Bill Cipher and he wants to summon him. But should Aku do this the easy way, or the fun way. Aku decides to do it the fun way. Aku phone called someone to take a picture of Samurai Jack, as well as get 8 candles.

Half an hour later, Aku has the supplies here to summon Bill Cipher. Aku first put up the picture of Samurai Jack in a picture frame and crossed his eyes out with his pen. Then Aku put up the candles surrounding the picture in a circular formation and lit it by himself. Then Aku recited these lines:

"Triangulum, entangulum. meteforis dominus ventium. meteforis venetiarum!"

Aku's eyes then glowed blue and then he said "Backwards Message" backwards 5 times.

"Asetnoheptus, Asetnoheptus, Asetnoheptus, Asetnoheptus, Asetnoheptus"

Suddenly Aku's lair turned gray and Aku looked up to see a triangle summoned. "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha," the triangle laughed and then he emerged himself as Bill Cipher who was then surprised at who summoned him.

"I'm Bill Cipher and woah mostly mortals summon me, why did a fellow freak of nature summon me?" Bill said with confusion.

"I AM AKU! THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS! THE RULER OF THIS PATHETIC WORLD! I SUMMONED YOU TO GET RID OF MY ARCH ENEMY! SAMURAI JACK!" Aku yelled at Bill Cipher.

Bill Cipher replied back, "Woah, what's with the yelling, I already know who you are Aku, that loser Samurai too and that you found my existence out of a Villain computer," Bill soon pointed to the computer that he knew Aku found him out by. Aku told Bill Cipher more gently this time, "Well you see, yelling makes me more threatening."

"Yeah I get it but I, CAN SEE EVERYTHING!," Bill Cipher suddenly shows random pictures on him. "You Aku, your as cool as ever, taking over the earth and other planets, torturing, killing, enslaving and doing all sorts of fun there," Bill congratulated for Aku. "But that loser Samurai wants to ruin all that fun!" Bill got furious afterwards then turned red.

"Yeah I understand," Aku replied back, then talked to Bill more. "Don't you also have one of those pesky heroes bothering you." Bill soon talked back, "Yeah there is a lot: Six Fingers, I manipulated him into building a portal to my world and his, until he figured out my true plans and shut the portal down. Other heroes that have defeated me before are Pine Tree, Shooting Star, Question Mark and those two guys with terrible music," Bill cringed afterwards.

"So Bill Cipher, do you offer my request to destroy that Samurai!" Aku asked the dream demon. "I would LOVE TO!," Bill replied back. So the two demons shook hands with each other, symbolizing a deal between these two.

"Time to destroy that samurai. This should be fun! Remember reality is an illusion. Buy gold. Bye! Soon the dream demon disappeared.

Aku soon smiled and laughed evilly, "Bwahahaha!" that foolish samurai wouldn't know who is coming after him.

End of Chapter 1.

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